My highschool ex was back in town last week. She’s the most manipulative, bitchy piece of work i’ve ever met but fortunately she’s also a self loathing masochist who still liked me s******* and I got to pay her back for being such a c*** by being as rough as...

Haha, I may be a older millenial but these millenials don’t know anything! The old pound sign was #, so that means the #MeToo movement means pound me too!

Funny story- We were staying in a hotel and the maid was talking on her phone in Spanish the whole time cleaning up our room. I think she was making fun of us and our mess. So, when she was finished, I yelled out, “Buenos tardes!” That means good afternoon...

The maid at a hotel I was staying at walk in and saw me naked. After it was over it was kind of a rush. When I seen her in the hall way she just smiled and said have a nice day. And I said I already did and smiled...

do u kno da wei?

i jerked off my n**** without saying no homo what do

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she a mutha f*****

brick

s*** house

she mytae mytae

she fat as a mutha f***

i met this s****** old b**** who had had her tubes tied and had a baby and was so fat and ugly and thought she was an expert on absolutely everything as if her IQ could be bigger then her a** or what came out of it and her behavior...

i listened to kanye west’s scoopity woop now i cant stop fapping

I just did a big pooey fart

The man of my wildest dreams(and roommate) has agreed to be a friend with benefits with me, his good friend is constantly trying to set up and yet last night after giving him oral in the backseat of my car, he tells his friend that hevll share me.
The...

When I’m high my cats purr feels so good it vibrates my whole body

Any one want to convince his wife/gf to have a t******** just ask me,it was really something undescribable,the idea came after five years of marriage and our s** became cold so i just told my wife about my fantasy,she hated me for it at first after a few days i...

I have a thing for worn underwear. I used to post ads on Craigslist offering to pay women for their underwear. One day this girl messages me. Says she’s in town and willing to help me out. Says she’s 16. I’m all over this! We arrange to meet up in...

There’s a cruising area in the woods of my local park. A few days ago I was so h**** I decided to go down and see what I could get. I saw a group of four guys and followed them into the bushes. It ended up being an actual o***...

I want to stick my finger in my roommates b***, he wont let me and tells me its gay but I told him we can just imagine were both girls and it will be ok

I lost my virginity to my brother in law and we fell in love with each other. To this day we still f***. Although i sleep with him i would die for my sister but i cant help my feelings for him.

im 37 now…single white and not hard to look at but when I was 9 a older b** sucked me n stroked me..taught me alot.. I get off thinking abut it now… Knowing how wrong it was but… f*** I Dont know…im i a sickfuck?

I was so sick two days ago I nearly died. I always thought that I wanted to die but when I felt that close to death I didn’t want to die. Thank God I’m still alive

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My brothers friends made me s*** on there weiners. We were having a sleep over and in the middle of the night they all three jumped on my blankets while I was under them. I couldn’t get out they each took turns putting there over sized dicks in my mouth...

Someone in my school might fight me tomorrow. I am really really scared but I know how to defend myself. I am a girl and another girl wants to fight me. If I do win against her (I’m only trying to win so I can defend myself), a guy might...

straight guy, but got drunk and picked up a t***** h*****… and let him f*** me… never did it again, but it was amazing

Confessions of a cheater

Okay so I am in a relationship with my partner and have been for a couple months everything is good no fights no nothing, but I have been cheating behind their back…. reply for more. I’ll give you the reasons why someone cheats

Long story short, I am a 24 year old male who fondled my little sister’s friend when I was 14. I’m on probation until I’m 30 and not allowed contact with minors until 30 as well.
Well, about a month ago I was on a hike when I...

I once saw my dad m***********! What should I do because I can’t see him like I did before

Yes I’ve been going out with this lady for about 3 weeks now and I went over to her house last night and she wasn’t home but her kids answered the door…she’s got a daughter and a son.
Her daughter is 12 and her son is 9. They told...

i fucked my dead pet hamster

I was looking for the laptop so I could download and play a game. I went into my dad’s room, and since I saw the counter for the laptop, I took off the blanket on the bed. What I saw was.. weird. My parents got divorced so I rarely see...

I love my wife dearly, but she never gives me blowjobs. And I love love love blowjobs. She’s always been on the pill and never really had periods so we had s** whenever. She switched contraception and now she gets periods again. She had her period last night and...

I feel so bad for telling my dad to buy me a new pencil sharpener to take the razor blade and cut myself again.
I also keep spasaming out getting bolts of energy, and I just heard someone laugh but there was no one there. And I feel so...

I have a girlfriend but I made out with my friend and her boyfriend and they both know I have a girlfriend and that I made it with eachother and I know I should feel bad but I don’t because my girlfriend doesn’t know

I won 250k lottery 1 month ago and didn’t tell anyone, I’m going to disappear from gf and family tomorrow for a while.

When I was 15, me and my other two friends broke into a car we found whilst on a walk. They had cash, cigarettes and a satnav, and as rebellious teens we were, we took them and smoked them. We didn’t know at the time but it was marijuana. I...

I’m 18 and finished high school last year, and I plan on going to college in the fall of 2019. My mom told me whatever crap I left on the floor was going in the trash. I left all my clothes on the floor and slept naked. The next morning,...

I split up with an abusive ex husband and started f****** this way hotter guy who I was falling for. I was a good girl and only believed in s** while married (or at least engaged) and had only really been with my ex husband, apart from very brief moments...

So on Friday my wife came home drunk after an evening out at friends. It was about 1.30 so we both went to bed and she started getting amorous. So we had s** and she got there before me. So I thought I would try my luck and start f********...

My friend is staying over for this weekend and I just successfully, silently, masturbated twice while she was in my bed and I’m on my mattress on the floor.

Can someone please help me out, I tried to change my ip adress and now I wanna get mine back but I cant. What should I do to get my old ip back

I am masochist