Neon blue Lamborghini Revuelto at Jack Astors
Carspotter416
I feel like crying this summer. Been treated so badly by people. it hurts. Im angry. at them. at myself. I never want to see or talk to certain people ever again.
CIGARETTES, PISS STAINED JEANS, DRYWALL HOLES, FORD TRUCKS, HOOKERSS!
Rodney and the fuckheads
You know…. You remind me of my father! I fucken hated my father!🔫
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The J0KER
Forgive me father for I have sinned. I seem to find great injoyment into playing the exorcist theme song on my guitar. So much so that I started to research other demonized music like metal, while researching I started to go down a dark rabbit whole and found access into...
for the first time. i had finger in my a** while i masturbated. omg. that was the best thing ever.
my experience of love and mutual psychotic abuse: so basically, in middle school we rode the bus to school together & he was pretty much the angsty preteen devil of a kid, the bad boy type and i think bc i would be as much of an a****** as he...
So I have a craigslist buddy I perform oral s** on every couple weeks. I’m a married male, but I love to s*** d*** once in a while. My buddy asked me if it was ok if he had a friend come over too. I agreed. What I didn’t know...
On a few occasions I’ve snuck into the ladies toilets, locked myself in a cubicle and listened to women pee next door. Such a rush.
I found something a while back belonging to an old “friend” that I didn’t realize I even had. I actually planned on giving it back to him if I ran into him, but the other night I decided to smash it with a hammer and threw it in a lake....
Okay uh, first time poster, long time lurker. I did the naughty with my fiance, aaaand now I want it again? It was my first time and hot damn that was some spicy s***. Do I just ask or what? Like, does that make me a w****? Oof I should...
I masterbated to videos of my aunt playing with her p**** & downloaded alot of photos of her n*** & showing every inch of her body.
I was asked by her to help fix her laptop cause it was running slowly. Well I fixed it, it was simply some...
I JUST DEAD A** SAW A TRAUMATIZING THING. I ACCIDENTALLY CLICKED ON A F****** Y*** LIVESTREAM AND THIS DUDE WAS TAKING CORN ON THE COB UP HIS B***. CORN. ON. THE. COB. THERE WAS NO PROTECTION. SOMEONE HAD TO DRAW THAT. I HOPE THAT ARTIST IS OKAY. I DONT WANT...
Come on, people! ADVICE PLEASE!
I passed out while hugging the guy I like for the first time….I don’t think that was a good impression….
What would you do if someone passed out while you were hugging them?!
I’m a groomer. I groomed a dog today, and he got a free h******.
I once ate a hot pocket, early in the afternoon at my house, everything was going good until I accidentally dropped it…alas, it fell on my s******, I was only wearing briefs at that time and so it left me in extreme agony due to how hot the hot pocket...
I want to kill all the homosexuals..wait…that isnt a sin… Nevermind.
i am available for s** right now. 18 female. I’m a little bit fat but i have a cute face and my body is smooth (shaved). Guys close to my age only (girls maybe). send your ph and we’ll hook up.
My mom just gave me a b******. I’m having a party with all my friends right now and we’re pretty drunk and mom is drunk and she pushed me in the toilet and gave me a bj. i have no idea what to do…I’m pretty drunk. she is wasted…i can’t...
I once had an intense b**** so I cut my d*** off. I had to get it replaced with some flesh off my thigh but they miscalculated and now I have a huge d*** and a tiny thigh and no girls want to f*** me. I’m so lost. What should...
This is the same person who wrote the confession about thin shirts and masterbation but I just wanted to say when I’m masterbating just as I’m about to o***** I stop so I can’t not do it again. Wait 15 minutes (instead of an hour) and do it all over...
I wear thin see through light shirts while I masterbate and touch myself, the fabric adds more pleasure for some reason while I rub my n****** with my pointer finger.
Heads up: This is very long because I’m not very good at shortening things and it’s a long story overall.
I was recently (as in Sunday, June 10) at my best friend’s (who is a female, while I am a male (also, she’s 16 and I’ll be 16 in 16...
I was dating a girl who was mad thicc, funny, cute and rich Only thing was, was she had a sister who were both twins We went to a party it’s was wild, beer was everywhere, probably 50+ people were there and we all had fun The...
Im not much of an exhibitionist, but one thing I know is I have an attractive c*** and its a fair size. I have a nice c*** and one thing I like to do, especially in work pants, especially thin nylon work pants is to see a woman I like,...
There was a young girl in the neighborhood I would occasionally talk to. She was 15 at the time. I realized she was kinda off. She was way too trusting and naive.
One day, we talked and she told me her mom was out of town for a few...
I was away over the weekend with my wife, we stayed at one of those ‘escape’ places in the busy – except this one was clothing optional. Everyone said it wasn’t a s***** thing and to be honest it wasn’t. People got naked if they wanted to or didn’t, it...
I got fingered on the back of a pickup truck riding around tuscaloosa on a game night in 2013… lmfao
Last time I was at my uncles house I went into his wife’s pantie drawer and sniffed her p****** whilst m***********
I was raised a nudist, so I had no interest seeing what was under a girls skirt. One night for no reason at all I was watching TV and got a big hardon. My mom came in and saw it. She just got on my lap and sat on it....
I travel quite a bit with work. I try to schedule my return trip home for later in the pm so that I can stay in the hotel until check out. I usually m********* and watch p*** for an hour or so before leaving the hotel. The other day house...
I was out drinking and ran in the channel 27 meteorologist Jennifer Meyers at a bar. I wined her, charmed her…. got fantastic head from her and a quick fix in the backseat of my car before she left. I love that she swallowed.
One time I shat in my friends mums flowerbed and his mum thought her dog did it so she removed it by picking it up with a plastic bag on her hand thinking it was dog excrement when in fact it was my own. I wanted to confess that not...
I’m not really attracted to peoples bodies. It’s more so their face and mind that attract me. I’m also a t*** man not much off an a** man. But there has to be an appropriate A** to t*** ratio. Like if you’ve got huge b**** but a flat a** or...
My brother and I were best mates growing up, people used to say that we should of been twins and not brothers. Then he and my best friend ended up dating eachother for a few months and they treat me like s***. So I slept with her dad and...
My girlfriend has three kids. Two girls and one boy. I took her out for dinner and liked her. I call her up the next day and she asked if I would like to come over for dinner and meet the kids. I said sure. We all were sitting down...
I’m not as innocent(both in action and mentality) as most people think. Just last year for example… -I expressed my desire to be a s***** deviant to a guy close my age that I became FWB with for a month, then eventually became my bf for a few...
I’m not as innocent(both in action and mentality) as most people think. Just last year for example -I expressed my desire to be a s***** deviant to a guy close my age that I became FWB with for a month, then eventually became my bf for a few...
When I was almost 18 in highschool, for a few months I was low key dating a 15 year old and I knew it was wrong but she was so cute and willing to please, I kind of liked pushing her. When I was able to convince her to give...
N*** E***** story about me and a hotel pool: About two years ago, I was at a Best Western hotel for a wedding. It had a pool that barely got used, so when I was bored, I decided to go to the pool alone. It was all fun watching TV...
30/m Couldn’t get to sleep, feeling too h****. Was fantasising. Always been an exhibitionist, and suddenly had an idea to take it to the next level. So I just cycled around my neighbourhood in nothing but a tshirt and shoes. Yes, with my c*** dangling out, nowhere to hide. It’s...
I am a straight 29year old man from the UK. I went to a music festival recently and became separated from my friends, and found myself talking to a guy who was wearing the exact same shirt as me. Long story short, I found myself leaving with this guy to...
Anyone know Eva Dunne, and did they f*** her? Did they get a b*******? Did they f*** her in the a**?