One time my a*** beads and v******* got stuck in both parts of my g******* that I had to go to the hospital to get them out. They had to keep my awake to get it unstuck and I orgasmed on the table. After the doctor kind of gave me...

The coolest asian that always delivers sushi to me called me “honey” and is so sweeeet to me i want to eat him nom nom. For the fist time someone called me “honey!” as if i was a friend, a cute hot friend!

got caught in a web of lies. pretty hard to escape from. had to break it up before it escalates into something more. aka from hard, cold experimentation to helping people. pft. how lame.

it started as some sort of social experiment, thinking how people act differently when faced with...

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i’m trying to navigate between my identity as a nymphomaniac pornstar and a shy recently-18 poet. i love s** & sensuality. this is a huge, very repressed part of my identity. i’m on pornhub. i’m queer & guys and girls alike come to my page & chat with me. i’ve...

Using my moms p**** pump!!!

Okay, first, this story contains “the gay”, so if you’re a homophobe, please stop reading now and feel free to leave your batshit crazy philosophy in the comments.
When I was a teenager, I had a summer babysitting job, watching these two boys, aged nine and eleven. It was...

Tonight I stole one of my my best friends condoms, I went into her bathroom and fucked myself with my toothbrush case. I got h****, what can I say

I’m not in the mood for judgement k? But I just rode my washing machine/dryer for like a whole hour and it felt sooo good I started to cry

I used to f*** my daughter at a very young age because she reminded me so much of her younger mother. We would even do it while my wife was away sometimes. I always told her we were just having “fun time” now she’s 21 and wants to go to...

Last night was my 4th experience with sleep paralysis it always happens the same i wake up from sleeping on my back and i roll to my side and then i can’t move t his time when i rolled over i was facing a wall and when i realized could...

Almost got caught with an egg stuck up my c***. (How? Don’t ask.) Not a fun experience.

I cried with my niece in a supermarket, just to make her shut up. Like I don’t like tantrums

My cousin and her ‘friends’ were going to a party.While on the way, my cousin started having a bad asthma attack and didn’t have her inhaler.She asked to be taken back home but her ‘friends’ told her that they were already late so that wasn’t going to happen. Her asthma...

Update on the 15 year old who had s** with the 19 year old at the party.

She just texted me that she’s pregnant oh my God I’m f****** terrified. I don’t know how I’m going to tell her that I’m only 15.

Santana – Full Concert – 08/18/70 – Tanglewood (OFFICIAL)

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i have been on a binge smoking cocaine that im rocking up for 6 weeks.. broke up with girlfriend of 3 years and wanted to be numb…well it hasnt stopped…im about 10k in now…oopppss

My husbands best friend just ate me out… and I liked it lmao

Afther the most great nite of my life i got HIV

i was s******* harassed in preschool, i didn’t know how to feel about it ;-;

I’m sure many people have walked in on their parents “doing it”. Although this may be not such a big deal to most of you, it was an absolutely terrifying experience for me. As an Asian child, my house is a wreck. We have only one bed room so all...

I f****** hate PC culture. As a descriptive i called my coworker a stereo typical feminist as a descriptive. Fat, multicolored hair, bad B.O., you get the picture. When someone berated me calling me an incel. A man who will never get laid, and will go out on a shooting...

As a visiting alien i’m proud to say there will be no invasion as for the quality check. The results of civilization are far below and the elementals are currently in plans for annihilation of the human parasite.

Anyone know any hot girls from Fillmore Utah who put out?

Traveling to the country of the man that broke my heart…
Great idea? Oh lover a kiss if no harm …

I (f13) got really drunk at my friend’s party. I started making out w/ this rly cute guy (m13) and he was touching my a** and I almost gave him a bj. I rly like him and I think he likes me too, but we live in different continents. I...

Angels vs Demons

Watch closely.

So yesterday my brother and his girlfriend got into a fight. She messaged me on FB and was venting, and I was like yeah he’s a c***, I’d never treat you like that blah blah blah. She was flirting within minutes. An hour later she had her legs spread and...

Deleting Social Media saved my L i f e

Cilantro AKA Coriander you addictive song of a b****…. I have know the smell of you for nearly 20 but I never thought you would work so well in tacos….. g******* you, you son of a b****, I can’t eat another mother f***** taco without you…

I’m never having kids...

Y’all ever have some intrusive thoughts about wanting to be the opposite gender and it confuses the hell out of you like???No???

I’ll admit, I’m a young woman who’s more on the masculine side of the spectrum. I’ve been told by countless people that I’m probably the person who wears...

I love having my dog piss on me after we f*** it really heightens the experience makes it much better He can f*** me anytime he wants and knows it

I never realized how big I was until I tried putting on a regular trojan condom and realized it hurt because I was so thick, when I took it off, it was really weird the blood that was being cut off flowed back to it, It really freaked me out...

Weeb confession, sorry guys.
I just got mindfucked by the most recent episode of Stein’s;Gate 0 (ep13).
Apparently f****** Kagari was supposed to be the first Amadeus? Like jesus christ, gimme’ a minute.

a was in school, in the middle of a lecture, and on a website at the same time where you get to talk to people anonymously, almost like online therapy. one of the people i started talking to said she was into B*** and that she was h****, even asked...

I have a roommate who has shoe licking fetish in colledge. I caught him licking the bottom of my sneaker and wanking at the same time.I thought it was funny so I burst out laughing.He felt so emmbaressed and he begged me not to tell anyone and offered me 50...

I gave head to this guy and want to give him head again but I have a boyfriend now should I cheat or remain loyal

Who else loves Masha Babko and Siberian Mouse?

im 6ft 200 pounds muscle low body fat want to get fucked up the a**

Will I ever hear from my Sweet Sophie ?