no fuckeng way! thats toilet bowl stevens on the turntables tonight. who knew he could dj? i just thought he drank outta toilet bowls n shitt
i like getting my b** played with.
My husband teases me about being an assistant cub scout master. There are 10 boys in this troop. He’s asked quite a few times on with one is the lucky one going to be. This past weekend was my finally tease. We had a campout planed. Friday night I decided. Roy replied yeah right, I’ll believe when I see it. Late Friday night while sitting around the campfire. He watched me followed Tod back to his tent. Couple hours later I joined Roy in our tent. I was only wearing my extra-large white tee shirt. Carrying my swimsuit in my hand. I laid next to Roy and smiled. He said well? I then pushed up my shirt and showing off the s u c k m a r k s on both breasts then i showed him my freshly made cream pie with the extra filling dripping from me. Roy then asked if he could add some filling. I replied sure let’s bake some more.
Culo Cherry Charlie Adelson was a big Cleo’s guy back in the day. Very prominent backbush and a Jew just like corvallus. Charlie used to hang with Foot Long Ron and AssPussy Alan around Fort Lauderdale if memory serves.
— Prostate Pounder Patrice
I cant take d***. Like, I cant, lol. I admit it. I’ve had to tap out every time. I’ve only had s** 4 times. The first time was just 2 yrs ago. Tapped out. Had s** with the same guy again and tapped out. And he didn’t say anything but...
The d*** was so savage, I wanted to tap out. I begged him. I said “I CANT” I said “PLEASE, I cried.. real tears. I tried to push him off. I tried to get up and run. He didn’t stop, nor slow down, just held me there even tighter, told...
As a lifelong homophobe and woman loving hot blooded male I recently and surprisingly met up with Tgirl e*****. What initially attracted me was her stunning and gorgeous photo which to intents and purposes showed this gorgeous red head with an amazing figure.
Once we met and kissed I...
Today I masturbated and orgasmed 4 times while reading some fanfics on my phone, sitting on the toilet seat at my university. It happened after the classes were over and nobody caught me. Since I’m on my period my fingers were covered in menstrual blood after I had finished. I...
So I was sexting this guy I met on an anonymous chatroom. I was f****** h**** and just told him to hit it off without any intro. Usually, I am the one who takes charge when sexting, but this guy decided to roleplay with me as his slave. I kept...
Today I left my zipper wide open at a dentist appointment on purpose for the s***** thrill. I knew I’d only be seeing my female dental hygienist and not my male dentist so I planned this all out in advanced and worked my nerves up in my car before walking...
I work in the hospitality industry and let a random guest seduce me. At first I was hesitant but I let go completely and let him use me. I let him do things to me I haven’t let my boyfriend do and did things to him I’m reluctant...
I testified a fight between 2 women, living next to me. I got excited as they are about 25 years of age difference. At first I was confused, but suddenly I liked it. Everything happened so fast. They are two Latinas, one is the mother-in-law, the other is the daughter-in-law....
i love it when my wife calls me daddy when i f*** her.. it’s so good to hear daddy c** inside me while i blow my load inside her.
I’m bisexual, and with a woman. We have been together for 12 long monotonous years. My father in law and I have been low key flirting for 11 years now. Recently we finally gave into the desire…I told him I had skills and I proved it by sucking his d***...
I wanna s*** d*** right now af. But I am afraid of being judged. 🙁 Help me.
Your mother is my favorite w****. She really knows how to Polish a helmet ?
Men are always saying it’s hard to get women’s numbers so I did an experiment today. It’s definitely not hard to get numbers. Conclusion: men and women don’t understand each other.
Ya know… One time i got my bf arrested like a mother fuckaa. We were doin the deed in his attic and I decided to have a great idea. I opened the window slighty when he was focusing and I screamed “ALL S** IS R***”. About 5 seconds later...
I just had a ridiculously intense c2c session on Omega, with a guy who had the most perfect d*** and balls I’ve ever seen. He watched me toy my p****, s*** my t***, and s*** my toy off after I fucked myself with it, and he shot like 5 huge...
A homeless midget peed inside me & my dad saw. We were having s** in my curtained bed & my sister came in so we had to stay silent. He suddenly had to pee & let it loose in my body, claiming it was c**. I laid on a soaked...
I haven’t told anyone this but I get extremely turned on whenever somebody touches/rubs/scratches the back of my neck. Yesterday I was studying in the living room with my boyfriend when I suddenly rested my head on the table to take a quick rest. A few moments later, his hand...
i met a divorced mexican mom of three kids in new rochelle. despite the fact that she was 40 she was really hot. petite, curves, and killer a**. i took her to the hotel after dating her for several weeks. pulled her shirt off and unloaded on her. i think...
Oh my god what I wouldn’t give to have a picture of her n******
I’ve sucked c*** for first time when I was 12,the encounter continued for around 2 years,we never fucked just sucking each other He found a girlfriend so we stopped,whit the time I realized that I really want somebody to top me,All these years I was watching gay p*** and...
I have a massive crush on my mother’s best friend’s stepson. We are basically family, but I can’t help liking him more than a friend…
I went to sleep one night when I was 13, so about a year ago and I’ve always believed in God, but when I went to sleep, I saw hell and got a glimpse of heaven. I was in hell first, I was looking down at the floor and I...
I wrote a love letter to someone and refused to give out my identity, and now I’m acting as a messenger between him and me because he doesn’t know that I’ve been his so-called ‘pen pal’ all along. I even made up an elaborate story about how this younger girl...
My mom almost caught me m*********** to a doujinshi I was reading on my phone, but I jumped off an armchair at the last moment. It was very close. And yeah, I’m a girl.
Deadass just busted a nut in front of my mom. I was beating my d*** and choking myself, all the sudden the door opens and my mom sees me busting a thick load on my bean bag.
Fact: The uglier a girl is, the better she is in bed. I knew this girl in high school, she may have been slightly mentally retarded as well but all I knew was that she had a face like a dumpster fire with hair. Rest of the school bullied her...
When I was 13 years old, I went to my Aunt’s house and had a sleepover with my cousin who is a year younger than me. We didn’t know what s** was at that time but I went under the blanket and she pulled down her trouser to feel her...
my daughter has just been born and i cant wait for her to be old enough to take my d*** (wife’s okay with it, shes such a cuck lol) ive already tasted her p**** and i can tell shes gonna be such a s***
I just sucked off a latino security guard at the bus station. It was so hot I want to drain every homeless c*** in this place, ORLANDO c** feed me at Lynx Central
Oh Ashley, where do I even begin? I feel like I’ve known you forever… even though I only just met you face to face today, it feels so natural. I want to get to know more and more about you! I feel like you and I could be very deep...
Dog are ugly but their p**** feels better than human p****.
When I was like 8 I caught my older sister (17 maybe?) Sucking off our dog… Like all younger siblings I wanted to copy her and did, I went over to him and tried peeling back his sheath (failed) then I tried putting my fingers in his sheath (irritated the...
My girlfriend had broke up with me the week before to date another guy. So I ended up taking my mom to the senior prom.
When my partner is not at home, I put on an adult diaper and pee inside. It makes me h**** as hell and I usually come inside after rubbing me in my wet diaper for some seconds against a pillow.
While my roommate was at work today I went into her room and ejaculated into her lotion bottle and shook it so it would mix.
I saw this g****** the train today her body was seriously to die for, nice perky t***, killer a**, gorgeous face, she was flirting with me heavily. She gave me her number and we texted all night basically. She sent me a few pictures of her in her bra and...
Once I saw this girl at a school thing, she was really pretty in a adorable way, we locked eyes in a crowd and she smiled at me, then later we saw eachother and she asked if I remembered her, I really regret lying and saying yes because I never...
I’m drunk and bored, so here’s a chronological list of every girl I’ve ever fucked. All names have been changed to initials because whatever.
01. L G – HER AGE (at the time): 15 – HEIGHT: 5’0″ – BODY TYPE: thin – PROS: short &...
ever since i was a young girl, i would see signs that my dad is cheating on my mom, but i was always so quiet, i was young and stupid. years later as i got older, i noticed that my mom looked like she didnt know he was cheating but...
I think I saw a girl I haven’t seen in about a year and a half, today. I think. I don’t know. I was sitting in traffic waiting for a light, she was over to my left waiting to merge into the lane. It was quite the distance it was...