Imagine Princess Peach being clamped down on by a hungry Piranha Plant, crying her eyes out having a proper tantrum like a kid in Tesco Mushroom Kingdom, being denied his Tesco Value Mario Metal Cap from a haggard mother, but she’s being eaten out good cos he has a big...

Is it wierd that my dog grabs things with his paws, and sometimes he grabs my hand, like literally grips it?? Ifek i feel like this is kinda weird and cute at the same time.

After school, I do odd jobs for neighbors to earn extra money. One neighbor who is pretty old pays well and is really nice. Last time I was fixing something under her kitchen sink. I was on my back and she came up close. I could see up her skirt...

I’m a 20yo female, my dad caught me m*********** (saw everything :/). It was the most intense o***** I’ve ever had. I feel like a freak because I’m craving something that intense again :/

I gave head to the pastors son in church

After my mother passed away, my father (62) and I (28) had it rough.
He went to prison and I played music. He got a gang tattoo, sorry to say this, on his pubic bone in jail, says “F*** TEENS”. He is still traumatized by this. After he got...

I am turning into raging cocksucking sissy f*****. I try to find new straight dicks to s*** and be fucked with all day long.

I have taken so many beautiful b******** n***** dicks down my throat and i…mmy f** p**** I could never even guess how many anymore…. And...

I designed a DMT grenade and want to test it on the public… My friends and I tested it on ourselves at a warehouse rave this weekend and 20 of us passed out within 5-10 seconds and tripped balls for close to half an hour each. It was super cheap...

my friends were trying to get me into hamilton but i violently dragged them down the homestuck rabbit hole instead. thats what i call an epic victory royale

When I was about eleven I was over at my cousins’ house. My cousin was bout 16 or so at the time. She wanted to play “house”. She was the mommy and I was the daddy. My younger nephew played our son. My aunt and uncle weren’t home so it...

i pirated a gay p*** game

When I was younger I used to give my own mother intense e***** massages I had no clue for three years your moms not supposed to have you told her like that it was fun until I found it was wrong

I made out with my friend while her parents were home.

I never told anybody about this but my son had come over to visit with me. I hadn’t seen him in a long time. We were all by herself and nobody was going to be home for about 8 hours. We were on the couch and we lean towards each...

I smoked weed with my best friend yesterday and then we went to the mall and it was wild. I feel like I might be getting kinda addicted tho lmao rip

Im not sure if I should write here all the illegal stuff I have done but I paint a lot mostly on trains and stuff love from greece… anarchy only I like dogs cats animals anyway I read most of the confesions I think so ill confess something… I… I...

This was yesterday on Halloween. My close friend asked me if I wanted to go trick or treating with her family. I said yes and went over and we chilled their for a while. She went to the bathroom and got dressed in a hero one piece costume (i don’t...

Drugs. Money. Girls.
Its been everything for the past two years i started freshman year when i started selling things like vapes,weed tabs and then i started higher money making “jobs”. When that happened i went from no one to feeling like a celebrity here,I have $2000 hoodies $500...

I really liked to f*** my ex-wife’s armpits…

A h**** female doctor likes to s*** 4 cash. brazzers

I am 20 yr old bisexual man, and ever since I was 18 I had s** with many men and women. You could say that I am a s*** boy or a mess. In a previous I posted the first 10 men I had s** with when I was 18/19...

one time i ate out this raccoon booty- low key liked it tho

There was a helloween party at my house this weekend. My sister and her friend had dressed up in cat costumes. I fell asleep on the couch, and when I woke up, the local townie was having his way with them. He had made them bend over the dining table,...

I just had the most intense, most INCREDIBLE o***** m*********** to the thought of my friend’s 47 year old homeroom teacher eating me out, as I rocked back and forth, gripping her long brunette hair, with her slobbery wet tongue exploring every inch of my insides. Oh god, I’m going...

i think i have a uti and i was at the mall in a fitting room and i had the sudden urge to pee and i tried holding it in but eventually i just ended up peeing in the changing fitting room. i left quickly. then we went to a...

The first time a girl let me c** inside of her without a rubber, I nutted so hard it felt like my entire body was turning inside out…but in a good way.

I wore a v******* to class today!

Someday I want to wear it or a b*** plug on a first date.

This one time I was chatting on Omegle, and this really pretty, young looking girl popped up. She asked me if I could do her a favor, so I said sure. She said she wanted to show me her t***, and wanted me to to tell her if she had...

When I was about 12, my cousin was about 9. She was staying the night at our house, and her clothes got dirty, so the only thing she was wearing was a bikini.

Well, me and her were sleeping in the living room, and I stripped down to my underwear,...

One time I was at a party and I wore a very slutty outfit, because my friends convinced me. anyway so I was dancing to despacito and one of my friends left to get a drink. then this random guy just slips a finger up right my v*****!!! I was...

I just busted a nut so big, it corroded a really small hole in my pants and some of the nut sticked out of it

I like to put my finger in my pee hole and piss in my p******. I also like to pee in a honey bottle and squirt it in my p****

I asked a girl to homecoming. She didn’t realize it was a date and thinks I just asked her as a friend. Now, a quarter of the grade knows I like girls (I’m a girl too) because someone overheard and told people. I don’t care if my school knows. I’m...

Yesterday my girlfriend gave me a chastity cage and said whenever im not around her i’d need to be inside that cage. Im locked up since then … that kind of made me h**** …
I asked her if she wears a belt now too, but she just said...

Went to visit my grandma at assisted living today and me and one of the assistants had s** on the floor of her rug while she slept in the next room.

I fucked someone who marked my childhood. He is 18 years older than me, he was an adult when I was born and I would hear his voice on media ever since I was little.
Today I realized how creepy and weird that is.

My white boyfriend doesnt know that I f*** black guys still. He would freak out but I dont care

I blew a guy I met online then let him b******* finish in my a**… my wife has no idea I even think of guys like that

I was attracted to my cousin for years and a month ago we somehow started talking about s***** things.
I still didnt think he was s******* attracted to me but our conversation kept going and we ended up sitting on the bed (we were alone obviously) drinking wine but...

I cant take d***. Like, I cant, lol. I admit it. I’ve had to tap out every time. I’ve only had s** 4 times. The first time was just 2 yrs ago. Tapped out. Had s** with the same guy again and tapped out. And he didn’t say anything but...