no fuckeng way! thats toilet bowl stevens on the turntables tonight. who knew he could dj? i just thought he drank outta toilet bowls n shitt
Marcy Barber is so fuucking hot… she intimidates me with her height. I want to give her daily foot massages while she slaps me around. I want to feel her weight on top of me.
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Please pray to God through Jesus Christ, read the bible and go to church for better health, wealth, happiness, peace and love. Thank you
A couple days ago in school I snuck out of orchestra and hooked up w/ a band kid in one of the practice rooms. Got a detention for skipping class but, it was f***** worth it
Beware of people with Burqa and their horrible Acid Attacks (acid throwing). If you are in Europe at night have Extra Caution.
I finally slept with my son, it was wonderful, and he is amazing. I just wanted to tell someone!
Destroying property and being a total psycho feels great. Nobody disrespects you when you might flip the switch and start acting like a rabid dog with bloodlust.
I’m not on birth control and I definitely dont want to get pregnant but when im having s** with a guy I get a strong urge to just let him c** inside my v***** and risk it. One time when I was having s** with a guy (we didnt have...
I have a friend I’ve known since I was 6. I’ve had a crush on her since I realised I was into girls. Now we are in our late twenties. When we go clubbing she kisses me for dares when she is drunk and gives little intimate touches to my...
This young looking girl came into my work today wearing a really low-cut shirt. I could see her cleavage and the very top of her lacy bra, and just a tiny hint of her pink areola every time she bent over a little. Her breasts looked absolutely delicious. No words...
20yo female, I posted on here a couple of weeks ago about my dad walking in and catching me m***********. It was so awkward but the rush made me feel so good. Today I made sure he caught me again, on purpose. I feel like such a freak for doing...
I live with my parents and I snuck a s****** prostitute into my house and she fucked me hard. My mom even came to the door because she thought I was in pain from moaning. She still didn’t stop f****** me
My cat burped quite loudly after drinking and I laughed so hard I peed my pants a little and even got a bit nauseaous. I’ve just come out of the mad laughing fit, really.
I had my first s*x experience with one of my relatives. He’s about 19 that time and I’m 16, idk it just feels good and I don’t see him as my cousin during it. Well it happens alot of time when he’s visiting and sometimes we’re home alone or sleeping...
I fucked my wife when she was 9 months pregnant the night before her scheduled c-section. It was so s*** for me. She could barely move into a position that I could f*** her and it was awkward for her because she was so big with my baby. It was...
I have killed you in my dreams, black snake.
I just rubbed the tip of my c*** on my cat until I came, then I watched her lick it off.
A p******** tried to catfish me once when I was like 10
Once, I was home alone with my dog, and I looked out the window, cause a heard tapping. I assumed it was a bird, but instead it was a lady in black tapping. She looked sort of like my mom, but something was off. She said “Honey? Could you please...
I met that 35 years old male online when i was 18. Been speaking to him for months over the phone without seeing his face . I got attached . So did he . But we were too proud to admit anything . Something locked between the two of us...
Crystal meth addiction is pretty intense many ways. I was f****** this hot woman, she is a meth addict and hadn’t slept for more than a week. Anyway, she literally begged me to f*** her deep and hard. I fucked her several times in one night but when we ran...
I blew three boys from school on my 15th birthday. Now I think i’m addicted to it
I paid my sisters best friend $10 to watch me j******* and let me put my d*** in her mouth when I was ready to finish.
I’m a freshman guy and my best friend, a sophomore invited me to stay the night recently. I did and he told me he had feelings for me and was confused. I have feelings for him too, so when I told him one thing led to another and I took...
Oh my god she seriously sent me nudes holy f***** s***
I lost my virginity in a hotel. On a school trip. With a guy who had had a girlfriend. That girlfriend is my best friend. Oops?
You can call me so we arrange this meeting. The biggest and the most important call of your life, dude.
And I want you to beg me.
BEG ME, on your knees.
how can i make fappin more interesting? im 16 bi dude who probably wont have any REAL s***** experience anytime soon. i not into things in my a**, ive already tried that(how can people like it?). Now what? e***** suffocation?
Just had a f****** fantastic s*** on a park bench.
One time I licked my own bootyhole
Ok so I’m a 20 year old female and while im not s******* active I still pleasure myself…Anyway to get to the point today I finally actually climaxed for the first time like I have never been able to get myself to do that before…For the longest time I thought...
Corvallus here, your Orlando Airport bathroom s***. Here right now Term A bathroom by Mears hongrying for travelling c***. I’m in ayellow polo c** explode your load will be here til 730am
i think god is upset with my actions… it stops hailing every time i pause my video and starts up again when i hit play
im watching a barcast interview (n*** brony podcast)
I let a man “pick me up” at a bar the other night. I am or thought I was straight, but I was interested when this guy talked with me. To get to the point….when we got into his hotel room he spun around to me and grabbed my head...
I like women’s p******
Last night I had s** with a girl without a condom and she let me finish inside of her because she’s on birth control. I’ve never gotten to do that before, and it was awesome. Every other time I’ve ever had s**, I always had to use a rubber or...
I’ve never told anybody about this till now I caught my dad and my uncle having s**. Me and my cousin were supposed to go roller skating and the neighbors came by and picked us up and we went to the roller rink and it was closed so they took...
My wife loves to s*** my c*** as soon as I get home from f****** another woman.
I got set up for a blind date with this super hot girl who turned out to be completely CRAZY. I had actually met her once before as like a friend-of-a-friend-of-a-friend and she seemed like a normal girl my age who was way out of my league and I didn’t...
A girl who had my dreams and desires totally for a last year turn out to be actually taken.
I probably should be angry now, crying or something.. But I feel free. It’s feeling like someone sliced the chain which I’m attached to the wall.
Damn. I’m free from...
I love richy and he used to love me but now he is gone and i just miss him
Poop
I told my wife I need new underwear. Took her to the mens briefs section. She looked at me funny, said “why are we here?” and took me to the p****** section. She bought me french style girls briefs instead…