Okay, I need to get this off my chest. When I was 17 back in 2005, I seduced my math teacher. He was hot and I was failing math, so being the s*** I was – I seduced him. Got him between my legs and giving me grades I didn’t...

I almost died by eating chocolate once. I was eating chocolate, you know as you do, and it went down the wrong way and got caught in my wind pipe. And for the next five minutes trying to cough up melted chocolate (I don’t recommend it) while trying not to...

im a p*** and i like to watch to catch a predator, i wonder why??

I’m a middle-aged musician and I just ordered a waist-cincher after much debate and delay. I put it on and holy s***, it really works! 36-inch waist down to 33. Look out, girls! I feel like an idiot, though.

I accidentally sent a n*** to my boss but it didn’t have my face and he doesn’t know it’s my number. Now I work in fear that he will see my number at some point and know I’m the creepy girl that sent him an unsolicited pic. Maybe I should...

Stole a friend’s underwear that had vaginal discharge on it, I put my erect d*** on it and basically rub it. She is a virgin and will I get sick?

I need a good angle or racket.

I’m an older guy would like to make some good money before I die, so my wife can afford to live in our house. I’m looking for a racket or an angle. Some people have good rackets and make a fortune without ever...

I hired my ex girlfriend’s mom to dance at my best friends bachelor party. Loved seeing her get naked and give head.

How often do women get vaginal discharge? I’m thinking of taking a p**** from a friend when it happens.

My bf said he c**med in me and i thought i was pregnant. thank god i just got my period this morning, thank the lord. Im not ready to be a mom. or have responsiblities. Thank you universer. im so happppppy

I do not recommend sneezing while shitting
Very painful

I was a 13 yr old fem sissy b**** boy girl wunube in 8th grade my history teacher Mr. Seeker sent me to the office one day for talking naughty in class so I went and saw the principal Mr. Adam’s for what seemed to be the millionth time that...

There’s this young girl that moved in a few streets away, moved in with her husband. Not usually my type – petite, long dark hair, has a mix of Asian in her – but there’s just something about her I got to like more and more. She’s extremely flirty and...

The pineapple crush soda tastes like coconut and I don’t know how to feel about this…

I stole one of my girl best friends p******. I won’t get into detail but I had the opportunity too and took one. My heart was racing. Unfortunately they were clean but they do hold a good amount of her scent surprisingly. There is a slight very faded looking shape...

I swap tags at thrift stores all the time. The prices they charge for USED items are bloody ridiculous.

My cousin Brenda stays at my house at least one weekend a month as long as I can remember. I’m 15 now she is 17 and she always tries to see me naked and has a lot of times before. I always got mad at her and her mom...

I was in a car accident and have been on serious pain meds for awhile for a broken leg. They caused pretty serious side effects, including constipation. So, after complaining, the doc gave me something to help me s***.

I nearly cried when taking a poop. I swear it...

I watched my neighbor changing in her bedroom today. I was in my house in the spare room, which is across the alley from her bedroom. Her blinds were lined up just right. I watched her drop her pants and then her cute p******. Wow I loved what I saw!...

i fucked my dog, she a gold lab, so good she didn’t even realize i don’t have a d***. in fact, my p**** is so small, so inverted, that it turned her on. it turned her on so much milk came out of her small doggie t***. i licked it...

I had a t******** with a guy and a girl (im a girl too) and it ended pretty weirdly lol. I was only really into it for the girl cos she turned me on like crazy and she licked my p**** while he fucked her. She gave me a really...

Since I was young, I’ve always gravitated towards talking with my teachers and the staff in my school often. Oh boy do I have quite the story. I’ve this one teacher buddy who says the worst things without realizing it. God bless her soul, she doesn’t mean anyone to take...

I met a girl named Renee in a bar in Athens, had s** with her all night. She agreed as long as I used condoms. All four had pin holes in them…
Muhahahaa

Theres a girl who keeps flirting with me all the time and we got drunk together and she got me to lift my skirt up and bend over to show her my a** then she pulled down my p****** so she could see my p**** from behind. Im not gonna...

– A used game from Gamestop: $4.99
– Gamestop employees: Pushing pre-orders
– The line at the register: Long as hell

– The s*** girl wearing tight see-thru leggings in front of me lacking the situational awareness to notice me crouched down filming her perfect a** with...

Yesterday i had the most insane experience ever… I met up with a 26 year old, and we ended up doing… eh, alooott…. my neck and chest and legs are covered in bites, bruises and hickeys. it was so hot… the hottest part is…. im 16…

My sister is a senior and I’m a freshman at our high school. She fills in for the sports director usually once sometimes twice a week when he is busy. She has the keys for everything in the gym so we hide in the equipment room, lock the door...

MUSLIMS strike again. It’s appalling. The attacks left at least 12 people injured.
The Muslims targeted random people in the German city of Amberg. Muslims shoved one victim down a flight of steps, kicked others in the stomach and punched them in the face while hurling anti-German racial slurs....

Hey peoples, dislike this as much as possible. Hope we get to 99999999 dislikes. Do well, if you’re a gamer boy, don’t worry. The furries are being taken care of and the sandwiches are being made. Have a nice January and make sure you make up for No Nut November...

I woke up one night to my best friend f****** me in the a**. We where piss drunk before I went to sleep, so I just played there and took it, pretending to sleep till he came inside and went to bed. After he was done,I just pulled up my...

I went to the deep web today bc I was simply curious. I probably lost abit of my sanity.

Several weeks ago my neighbor caught me naked in my garage masterbating. I had the door open and didn’t see him or anyone around. He actually taped me masterbating. He confronted me later that day and showed me a copy of tape. He told me if I sucked his c***...

I’m not trolling. Just answer honestly, don’t troll;) Tell me wether you’d have s** with me, are turned on or are disgusted and wouldn’t. tell me why. I’m guessing you’d say no. Just tell me if it’s hot. I’m not trolling.
Anyway since I was fifteen (I’m now b***********),...

I came out as lesbian recently and on new years eve I was at a party and a girl I know put her hand down my pants and fingered me right in front of everyone and made me o*****. I just went with it and let her do it because...

inflating the inside of my a** and pushing the plug

ok i’m a guy, so the other day i was on this party with some friends, we were drunk yes but not that much i mean i still can remember everything and i was talking with this girl (a friend o mine) and she was telling me how she believed...

I had planned my wedding with my fiancée in two months, and I was in a travel with my best friend. In the hotel, I gave him a b****** for first time in my life.

After a year, I still think about it and I think it was really hot.

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