I bought a translated Quran online, as well as a Satanic Bible by Anton LaVey. Just for reaserch purposes though…

It’s very interesting to me since I go to a christian school and most people, teachers AND students kinda have a stick (more like log) up their a** when...

Jesus Christ…. I’m old I was born mid 70’s, I remember it and pop culture, TV back in the day, but I’m watching Lawrence Welk conduct Star And Stripes Forever on PBS (don’t ask) and first of all, it’s like a 25 pc band, THERE IS a drummer, and Lawrence...

I’m at LA fitness right now, my first time at this one. My whole reason for coming here was the pool and hot tub, and figured let me go in the hot tub before working out, feel nice get the muscles warm. First guy in the whole place, I get...

Yesterday I saw my friend f****** my 15 yo sister. I totally pissed off since I was into my sister. So i pissed in a bottle of beer, and served it to him. I wasn’t satisfied by that, so next day I poured a large amount of antibiotics and some...

I’m trans lmao

Last year november, i asked my little sister what she wanted for her 21st birthday…she replied without hesitation, “To get fucked.” And then added, “By multiple guys, gang r*** style.”

I asked again if she was serious, she told me yes.

Her birthday was last week.

I organised...

Sitting here taking deep huffs from a fresh bottle of PIG SWEAT, I’m so ready to season my SISSYHOLE and have someone c** BREED MY BACKSNATCH!!

I lost almost 90 pounds! And I like to sleep b*** naked. One day, I rolled over on my back and saw something brown around my g*******- I thought it was a mouse lol. Turns out it was my own pubic hair that I could never see before over my...

I’m a private driver and i had to f*** my boss’s wife a** every day for the last month or i would lose my job,the weird thing is that everyday i get my boss to his office he tells me to stay with his wife and drive her wherever she...

Anyone who would use BuzzFeed as a credible source is clearly very, very STUPID. You can ignore everything that they say.

So much for our genius political spammer. I guess he’ll have to go back to jerking off to pictures of Hillary or Obamy.

My coworker at the daycare squeezes and pinches the balls of the white boys and says they should all be castrated. That’s the simplest way to end the white race. Castrate all the baby boys so they can’t make any more whites.

My friend and I were fooling around and she dared me to let her vacuum pack me in a giant plastic vacuum bag. I let her but she didn’t let me out although I screamed. I couldn’t escape and I couldn’t breathe, so I passed out and when she finally...

Today I gave in to my urges and put on a pair of bra and p******, put on a tight little dress, put on some makeup, put on some heels, and made a Grindr. I got fucked by so many guys today I’m definitely addicted to c*** now.

Ever since since prom, ive liked being fucked by unprotected dongs. Well, sure enough I got crabs. I got one so big on my c*** that you could have boiled it and seasoned it with some spice and had yourself a hell of a meal. I contracted those crabs from...

Me and my sister, who is a very s*** girl, went out to a casino resort to dance and party. When it was time to leave, she told me to get us a room so we cold have some fun. I was surprised but I got the room anyway. When...

I think I’ll keep it in limbo and hopefully somebody ends up in hell at the end. I don’t believe in hell, I think that’s all a bunch of b*******, but if there is, someone’s going there.

i didnt sleep for 3 days. my crush doesnt sleep either help

I was at a house party and at the end of the night I was trying to go to sleep and my friend had s** with this random guy right in front of me. I cant believe she just let him have s** with her at a party but I...

I actually asked a waitress who just happened to be near me in a kitchen, putting on her outside clothes “how ya doin?” And she replied “I’m doing good thak you…” And it wasn’t in the Joey Tridianni way “how you doin…” It was “how ya doin?” And she wasn’t...

I once fucked my coworker cynthia while her so called abusive husband was in jail. I wish i could do it over again as i wanted it to last at least an hour. I loved hearing her moan as she ground her p**** on me. I had to perform before...

I am a girl and I am currently in an uber. My driver is not that hot, but I am so h**** right now I just want him to f*** me hard. I am trying my very best not to ask him for his d*** inside my p**** right now....

I killed someone in a lucid dream by pushing them out an open window during a fight and then commented about how fucked up it was in the dream.

i pay men to let me shave their heads because it makes me feel powerful. I take videos and sell them online and it brings in over $1000 a month. The only thing I can m********* to anymore is these videos.

It’s Thursday night, and if you are in the Magic City and need a Magic Mouth or a GREAZED & SLEAZED Hairy BACKSNATCH to BREED, COME ON DOWN!

Midnight-5am
Orlando International Airport
Terminal B 1st Floor private restroom by Disney Express

The one and only CORVALLUS will be...

So, I became friends with one of my coworkers. She is very nice and sweet. We hang out a lot. Our husbands hang out with each other. We go on vacations together. Once, I saw my friend’s husband, I thought he was very fuckable. My husband goes out of town...

I slept over my wife’s house when her parents were away back when we were just dating. I stole my future mother-in-law’s p****** and wore them. Then I went into the bathroom and stood in the tub. I then pissed all over myself.

I think my bosses boss just straight face raped me. Apparently she felt I was disrespectful to her because she was looking for my boss and I was on my phone not really paying attention to her. To be fair, it was an important phone call. I guess I could...

Women should Just stop wearing socks completely !!!

Wear a different pair of shoes each day – use baby powder in shoes to keep your feet Dry

My girlfriend does this – wears a pair of shoes 1 day a week and never ever wears socks – she never...

There was a really hot girl in my class in 8th grade. I remember m*********** in class multiple times. Nobody ever knew.

I pretended to be a woman on a site like craigslist
Start emailing three different men mid thirties one 56.
Sent them n*** pics if some random women on the internet. Got them to send me specific pics if there c****. Convinced all three of them to save...

Who’s read to come by and BREED MY BACKSNATCH tonight?! We will be ready to go on time in about 20 minutes, same place same time

I am already GREAZED n SLEAZED for your pleasure, my manpussy flexible and dactyl to grip your grower and make it gush

If you...

My uncle and aunt and a couple of her friends came down here to visit. My uncle and the two lady’s that came with them and my brother when on a day trip. My aunt stayed here with me. She took a shower in the other bathroom and I after...

The sensation a man has when the blow their load is the Apex of a man’s ecstasy. For a man, he cannot achieve a higher high.

So TONIGHT, come by and shoot your JIZZLE JUICE wherever you damn well please! Corvallus and Enrique are hosting again, same place, same...

I just ate a three-day-old curried egg sandwich out of the fridge at work because I don’t have the energy or money to go into town and get something of my own. If I throw up, oh well. Win-win situation.

In my office safe is over 100K plus valuables. The combination is 28463597. I am laughing my a** off knowing nobody will find it.

A was mercy fucked for 6 months several times a week by the cutiest little s*** you can imagine. Then she found a boyfriend more in her league 🙁

I’m in college and live with my divorced dad. Some nights I sneak into his room to take his pocket p**** into the bathroom with me and drink it dry and lick it all over, then put it back.

Tonight I finally got to f*** this really attractive girl I’ve been after for a while.
Overall, I’d rate the experience as average.

Her p**** was really tight…but she was lazy in bed. She didn’t make me use a rubber…but I couldn’t c** in her because she’s not...

smth weird happened to me today. i (male, 28) was riding the bus back home from uni as i noticed this guy (around 20yrs old) sitting a few seats away from me. i was listening to music on my headphones, he was talking on the phone. i kept looking at...

I haven’t confessed this to anybody but a couple months ago I cheated in my marriage with a guy that’s over 20 years older. I had this school girl crush on him from the minute I met him. He was so masculine, deep voice, broad shoulders and the eye contact...