This week has been pretty s*****, Monday I found out that my crush doesn’t like me anymore, Tuesday I lost a chunk of my eyebrow and didn’t go to school. Wednesday, since I didn’t go to school on Tuesday I don’t know what to do for my test; I’m gonna...

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I’m dating a girl who has autism, sometimes it feels like babysitting a child. But she absolutely loves having s** and she masturbates all the time even when we are out in public places it’s so hot I love watching her m********* cos she is always so happy and giggley...

Thanks Gregorio from Belo Horizonte, I loved your thick and hairy c***, you had a really nice stroke. And thumbs up for my regular guys from ABM Ernesto and Juan for spit roasting me to start the night off right! C** on by if u r in the 407 or...

F*** yeah BREED ME TONIGHT! Calling all friends and freaks, Corvallus is hosting from 1130-4am at the Hyatt Regency inside the Orlando Airport room 418, taking all NEG loads! My BACKSNATCH will be Greazed n SLEAZED for u, c** cream me deep! Free parking at terminal C with free train...

You logon and a big red button shows up. You can ban only ome of the following for good but not all. The Trump Troller, Corvallus, Nagerzman, The Copypasta Spammer or all of the Were____s, including but not limited to the were donkey, werepanther, werewolf, syybiote etc etc. To make...

C** squirt your juice deep in my sissyhole YEAH I AM hosting tonight! I’ll make a post with the room number when I get in@Hyatt inside Orlando Airport all you central Florida breeders let my COOZEHOLE be your warm up for Saturday’s CUMUNION at Club Orlando

I watch from the guard shack. On rainy nights it’s often hard to see out the small window as the rain drops blur the view. But out in the woods there are sometimes strange things.

Shadows move through the forest. Like darkened and featureless people they move among the trees....

I really want a hot woman to blackmail me. I want her to demand money from me to not tell my wife or people I know things about me that could ruin me or really embarrass me…

As long as it doesn’t cause permanent damage or injury, I will do anything to my c*** that anyone asks of me here.

I rode a bike for so long my asscheeks hurt…

I am a guy with a pantyhose fetish. Love to have my gf wear shiny silky pantyhose and lay on the bed. I’ll be n*** and on top grinding my hard little p**** on her pubic mound. This turns me on so much, I’m dripping precum in a few minutes,...

I am a 43 year old female. Yesterday I posted about my desires regarding clumpy milk. I am here for an update. The milk I left out in the sun yesterday turned incredibly clumpy and sour. My husband came home before me and threw it in the bin but luckily...

The reason black people never shut up about race and how much better they think they are than white people is because they’re insecure. They’re insecure about their ghetto behavior and minimal contributions to society. They’re insecure becaue they know they’re generally less attractive. You never see asians talking about...

In 2004, a little boy named Jimmy was sleeping in his bed. He then woke up and walked in front of his laundry room and spotted a glass antique doll with blond hair on the laundry room window ledge. He glared at the doll and screamed, “W****! S***! The sandwich...

why do people yanw, burp, sniff or cough when they pass me or get close to me? etc

Years ago when I was depressed I decided to hike up into the mountains one day.

And suddenly Sean Connery appeared from behind a boulder. He saw me and said, “Don’t washte yer tears. Let yer blade do the cryin,”

He tossed me a sword and we started dueling in...

I woke up to the noise in the room next to mine. My sister was screaming and this guy was yelling at her. I got up and went to her room, she was half naked and he was totally naked. I grabbed her and drug her into my room and...

I am a were donkey. I transform into one on the full moon but it’s a little hard to walk straight with this big floppy donkey d*** getting in the way.

I usually j******* on people’s lawns and mail boxes.

only narcissistic people own dogs

I am having a hell of an experience at work . I fell in love of my manger , he is married , and I am in a relationship too since 6 years now.
we once went out got drunk and kissed , i thought it was the end...

I saw someone nearly die today and it was terrifying. A car stood still in the middle of the road and a woman was freaking out, I thought the car was going to explode. My mom put our car to the side, ran over and after sometime she pulls a...

Woo got real lucky today Cream Gene cummin atcha met a real American hero Stan getting off the train her looked cold and down on his luck gulf war vet asked if I could get him something to help warm him up he was a real cowboy just a pack...

My bf was being a selfish a****** & saying the most idiotic, disrespectful, misogynistic s*** so during s** he let me tie his hands when we switched positions & I started to ride. He begged me to stop riding his c*** after he came. I didn’t. He was in tears...

Its Cream Gene Lemme tell ya sumthin got to the train station real early this morn wouldn’t be one for 30 min saw a fella huddled on a bench with a sleeping bag I asked if I could help warm him up, told him what I was looking for told...

Yeah f*** life

I’m a white boy who loves being fucked by black men.

I got my first taste in High School when my black buddy Sean (kinda) forced me to s*** him off and I’ve been hooked since.

I love a bbc up my a**.

So good ♡ I wish I...

My friend and I fell asleep in the same bed at a sleepover. I woke up with his hand around my p****. It was latched on tight and I couldn’t get him off. So I closed my eyes and went back to sleep. Or at least I just barely closed...

people do it to themselves hurt themselves makes them feel like s*** , being illogical, lazy etc all on them

So I’m living with my ex and his family and we recently stopped having s**.. but two nights ago his brother and I fucked and I swore to myself it wouldn’t happen again but it did last night and we both agreed to put an end to it. Hopefully this...

My best friend’s ex fiance and I are having a affair while mine is away for 8 months. I don’t think I want it to stop, the s** is so amazing

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I drew a picture of Vegeta jacking his fat meat.

My best friend keeps making me all flustered and it’s making me so confused. We do voice acting together as a fun hobby and he does joke impressions but I’m more serious about it. He recently learned how to do a voice we both knew would turn me on, and...

I’m new to this university and I asked an older gentleman where the washroom was, he gave me the directions and insisted on coming with me. He asked with his old cracky voice “yOu a pRetTY bOi, u WaNna do soMethinG?”

I replied with a simple “WHAT THE F***?”...

Me and another friend watched 4 17 and 18 year old black boys slip into a friends tent one night on a hike. They spent most of the night in there, while packing to leave next morning this one hike guide said, if that b**** comes back in heat after...

I was wearing gym leggings and my friend leaned in close to me and said you have cameltoe and ran her finger along my slit, it felt pretty hot and I dont know I kinda want her to touch me again.

my stepdad tried to make me wrestle my younger stepbrother but I love him too much to hurt him so when the match started, we just kept circling each other around the mat and we kept circling and circling and circling until we were laughing and full on chasing eachother...

I was depressed after my best friend dumped me for someone who harrassed me a full year and both of them bullied me all 2018 year long even to fake conversations about me to spread them

After that I met this korean lady who asked me if I could...

Imagine if the wanky s*** demon was real and he secretly made 0.1% of all the pizzas in the world. Do you like those odds? 😂🤢