I showed my p**** to my brothers friend in my dads tool shed and let him j******* and c** in my p******.

I was having a sleepover with a friend back in middle school, one night I woke up and heard a sound of something squishy and slowly turned my head and saw my friend laying on his side f******** his own a****** with his left arm and his right to j*******...

I looked into my big bro’s search history and masturbated to the fantasy that I am looking at same stuff as he did when he jerked off.

I’m gay and he is straight, even though it is all straight p*** but I love doing that stuff. I am not into...

One time when we were eating dinner at the table I told my dad that my teachers all think I have something like dyslexia and my dad said that I did not have dyslexia and that I just was not trying hard enough to read well so it was my...

I nut in my step sisters a****** it felt so good because of how tight she is.

I’m usually the only person in the office for like an hour so sometimes I like to pull my pants down at my desk and stroke with other guys on a webcam site. Almost got caught today, somebody showed up to the office while I was goin at it. had...

This has been plaguing my mind for several years now. When I was 21 i lost my dad and gained custody of my sister. Because she was really depressed over the loss of our dad, I let her have a big party with a ton of her friends. They were...

I lost a black friend in the dark

A white friend in the snow

An Asian friend at the beach

And a brown friend in an explosion

So one day I wanted my d*** huge so I thought that I’d i put it in the heater and it melted that I would stretch it to the size I wanted, so I took some oragel and put like 5 tubs on my p**** and well i can say...

His cute, stiff, virgin p**** twitched in my hand. His eyes, wide and wondrous, fixated on my own. The blue of his iris seemed to deepen, darken, almost age, while I slowly stroked him.

His fingers grabbed at the fleece blanket that had been laid across the leather lounge. He...

A clown showed up at my house last night.

I heard the doorbell go off a few times and nobody was there. Thought someone was n***** knocking so I stayed near the door to catch them. Well the third time I caught the person.

When I opened the door, there...

Cream Gene cummin atcha, lemme tell ya sumthin waiting at the train station this morning it started to rain saw a homeless fella looking for shelter I told him c** with me took him to Burger King bought him some breakfast. When the rain petered out I asked if he...

I was staying the night at a friend’s house and had to poop really, really bad. They only had one bathroom, located in their bedroom, so I had to sneak outside and take a load off in a small alleyway near their house.

I confess that I looked at online p***, p*** webcams and called for couple of prostitutes. I also masturbated during this 5 hour long period of continued sin. Father God, have mercy on me a sinner. Cleanse me from my sin with the blood of your son Jesus Christ and...

I am a glutton. I eat…and eat… And eat until I cannot fit any more food inside my gut but within an hour I find my belly grumbling and begging for more food. I use to be thin..i didn’t notice my weight gain until friends started pointing it out to...

Yea iv been a h******* coke head for a while now going thru some s*** and I just burnt some random persons house to the ground!!! Imma do it again it was just so nerve racking to watch it go up and come down knowing I was the decider!!

there are women hating on other women just like there aer men hating on other men , why? could be many reasons, jealousy, ignorance, etc

I almost had s** with my best friend at the time. She was really hot but it almost became r***. I think it was r*** cause it was forceful.. but at the end of the day she slept on the other bed. I think she was getting scared and couldn’t...

I fell asleep next to my best friend and woke up without him knowing and he pulled my shirt down to look at my b****

I woke up in the middle of the night to my girlfriend coming home from work and getting in bed. She laid down next to me and started rubbing my shoulders so we could both relax a bit. I closed my eyes as she began moving her hands down a...

A few years ago I went to Kmart one night. I got caught stealing p****** by the manager. At least I think he was. I was going to walk out the store when he stopped me and said either I can go in the back with him or take a...

I’ve just had underaged s** and i don’t feel bad about it. Am i normal? I’ve just turned 16 and this guy’s like 36! I don’t regret any of this or hate the guy for f****** me. Why does age not matter to me?

I’m in an open relationship and my girlfriend came over wanting to have s** and she had c** inside her p**** already, she had just had s** with another guy before she came over, it was pretty hot.

me and my cousin gave blowjobs to each other

Looks like all the freaks are out tonight.. yeesh

Have fun to all the gentlemen enjoying a CUMUNION tonight! Lube Seed Repeat, BREED THAT BACKSNATCH! Corvallus is fresh, douched, greazed & sleazed, two fresh bottles of pig sweat hanging round my neck, let the fun begin!

My girlfriend and I were at a pub and this drunk woman kept hitting on me. I kept telling her to leave me alone but she got more aggressive, eventually reaching for my crotch. My timid girlfriend normally is very calm and hides her Scottish accent but, when the woman...

My p******** neighbor introduced me to energy drinks when I was 10 and I’m still knocking them back a decade later. I’ve tried to give them up but I usually have a piercing headache and a tingling throat for my bad bois. I don’t think it’s good for me as...

The first time I fucked my boss was in her office on her desk. I pulled her skirt up and her p****** down after she’d sucked me enough to make my c*** being shoved in her a** not too painful. It wasn’t until after that I found out I was...

I’m a priest in the sheets.

Left my wife who is very pretty sitting at the hotel bar in Vegas for maybe 5 minutes and when I came back, a VERY good looking group of younger guys were standing around with one sitting next to her chatting her up. I laughed it off at first but...

TFW you finally get to lick your best friend’s p****

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My wife and I moved to a retirement community outside Flagstaff Arizona, we are Canadian and moved for the weather. Our next door neighbors who are about our age became friends and they invited us to a ‘party’. Everyone is so tanned, they play golf, tennis, outdoor stuff and we...

Imagine the most beautiful girl you can, who is also academically brilliant, sporty and brave, and who loves you madly, and is wholly loyal forever, who cooks for you. there’s just one catch – she’s a tiny bit mental. when she makes you mashed potatoes, as well as a bit...

I’m trying to hook my long-term boyfriend up with his ex because I want him to break up with me. When I try to break up it fails because I can’t stand seeing him cry. She was his first love, is closer to his type (curvy, blonde, short, high-maintenance), and...

People are gonna call me a liar on this one, but I don’t give a damn. I just need to tell SOMEONE about this s*** because I can hardly believe it myself.

I’m a 30 year old man who has a 25 year old female roommate. Let’s call her...

I am a middle aged man who has recently started feeling more feminine. I have started shaving my body, underarms and legs too. I am wearing womens p****** and stockings all the time under my clothes. I am also painting my toes and finger nails. I like wearing womens jeans...

”I like how” STFU DONT NBOODY GIVRE A S*** NIGG

This week has been pretty s*****, Monday I found out that my crush doesn’t like me anymore, Tuesday I lost a chunk of my eyebrow and didn’t go to school. Wednesday, since I didn’t go to school on Tuesday I don’t know what to do for my test; I’m gonna...