I’m out to f*** this weekend. I shall be prowling the woods in werepanther form. For all of you small, slender males out there: wear a skirt for easy access.

I will partake in your lovely male scent by sniffing your scrotum and then I will f*** every last drop...

My college girlfriend was asexual and had trouble with s** so instead of f****** her p****, after some experimentation she had a few drinks, i bought some lube and she bent over on my bed let me plow her virgin a**. It was so s*** watching her, a cute as...

I once jacked off while wearing a diaper.

i used to hate eating food now i love it i guess because i was forced to eat more than i needed to now it has become the norm – humans eat too much food and feed dogs etc too much.

i accidentally vomited on my keyboard and i feel like a f****** retard

Last night, I had s** with a guy and let him c** inside me twice. I don’t know why I let him do it; I’m usually very careful when it comes to protection but he was f****** me so good and I wanted to feel him spill inside me. The...

Burger King fucked my order up! So now, as revenge, I’m going to their bathroom and smear my s*** all over the place. I will frost the toilets with my poo, paint the walls with my b***-chunks like a canvas, and even fling my poop onto the ceiling. The Burger...

i have been groping my mom since i hit puberty and she always kept quiet and eventually stopped resisting to the point where whenever her husband is not around i get to just undress her and j******* to her

Dexter, I deleted your number. I stopped talking to you bc I’m a good girl. I’m a virgin. I’m pure. I’m waiting until marriage… & you’re…. just…… too…. dangerous for a girl like me. You always know exactly what to say. You’re subtle grin is too overwhelming. Your mere texts...

Long rant with an anticlimactic ending but someone gets punched in the face: I’m a social butterfly who can’t help but be a flirt. I love going out and hanging out with large groups of friends so, naturally, I meet a lot of guys. When they like me, I just...

Ivory

Inside a man like me, there are two wolves. Both of them nutted, because they were yiffing me hard.

C** grease my boipussy and cream me!

I met this girl that wanted to have s**. She is chubby and had an attitude with me so I was already a little uneasy about it. She said that she’s sick of giving bjs to ungrateful guys who don’t reciprocate.
I went all the way across town to...

I used to work at as a waitress and I’d get so sick every time an Indian or middle eastern family came to our restaurant because they always always always eat with their hands. It’s disgusting. They shove their fingers in their mouths, and they’d dip their food into a...

My sister made me wear her white ballet tights, pink leotard and tutu and locked me outside of the hose all day. i told her it didnt bother me so she made me wear it every day during the holidays it appears i must like crossdressing because i still to...

shrek ate me out on my couch. he said it reminded him of his home, a swamp.

I’m pretty sure my life should be a book. I have a lot of tales but this one takes the cake. I’m married. Have been for almost a decade. I also have three kids. My third boyfriend of my life started dating me when I was 17. He was in...

I gave my boyfriend a good h******* in our classroom while we talked with our friends.

This woman was staring at me while I was shopping and I was in a bad mood (mixture of period cramps and life stress) so I growled at her “what are you staring at?” She got really nervous and eventually stuttered that she thought I was cute and ran away....

My mom passed away three weeks back and my aunt came down to stay with us and help us out for a while. The other night she came into my room and she said that she knew about me and my mom having s**. He asked me if there’s anything...

My beautiful wife knows I love watching her give another man a b*******. She will put on a great show for me, taking him deep and looking into my eyes. The one thing she does that drive me crazy is she will let the guy c** into her mouth then...

I am one of five sisters and we have a whole bunch of girl cousins. My mother is one of six, three girls and three boys and all of them had a bunch of kids. We slept over together all the time, I guess we slept with every sister and...

I am 44 and a realtor in a large new subdivision. Everyone gets up early, and they leave and no one is back till late afternoon. During the day it is a mortuary. I show houses for a living driving around the empty neighborhoods. I walk around inside people’s houses,...

i kill my mom

I am divorced, educated and attractive and dress for the part. I go out once in a while, hang out at a hotel bar, let a man approach me and if I get the feeling that he is real I accept his invitation and charge modestly for my time. I...

I got throat fucked by my brothers bsf and I’m underage and he’s not

I made this guy I have known for a while now c** while I sucked him off. First time he has ever cummed from a b****** as he had a cutest and goofiest little smile on his face. Would not stop complimenting me on my oral s** skills. B******* queen...

Some guy offered to pay me to peg him and let him touch me.

My p**** is still dribbling as I type this, and my c*** is throbbing so f****** hard omg. My boyfriend and I just finished watching The Matrix with his 2 guy friends Eli & Kevin. I have on a pleated black skirt, pink p******, and a soft white sweater with...

So our relatives just barely came over to visit and I haven’t seen them since I was like 5, and I didn’t know they were here so I came upstairs without pants on and started barking like a crazy dog on my hands and feet at my dog… One of...

My bank are the stupidist ever. In this sleepy town if you wear a suit everyone treats you like you are respectable. I was waiting by the customer service counter and nobody was about. I hearda rumour the one camera in reception didn’t work. A member of staff returning from...

Hello, about 4 years ago my twin brother and I started m*********** together. Eventually I gave him a BJ and he ate me out after he came in my mouth. We were doing 69s at least twice a week when we turned 18 and I moved out. A couple days...

When I was 8 my sisters friend tried to kill me with a knife. She chased me around the house with it. During the chase I managed to grab ahold of one the house phones (this story is circa 2000) and rushed into my room slamming the door shut behind...

I’m F.. I love to broadcast from my webcam at site www. sexyflirt .CO

I am a healthy 27 year old woman in the prime of her life. I have never been s******* repressed and have enjoyed s** since I was a junior in high school. I am not particular and will experiment and I have tried both young and old, my youngest was...

I start off each day with a load of dog j*** in my a**, and a load of my human boyfriend’s j*** in my belly. Best way.
On weekends I get pissed on as well.

I was at a festival and I let a guy f*** me and c** inside me on some steps at the back of a building. I was at the festival for another two days so I couldn’t get a morning after pill either.

Had a game of “I have never” with my girlfriend and some of her friends. I “truthed” and admitted I had a f**********. Ended up getting a foot job from one of her friends while everyone watched.

I was dancing in the middle of the crowd at a concert and it was really packed, a tall girl came up behind me and started dancing up against me. I turned my head and smiled to her and she was really pretty, then she started kissing my cheek and...