I need!!! a favor from one of you guys .. My husband i is Mormon and has two wives . He favors the other wife better then me but I’m the one who always does everything and gets treated badly.. I was wondering if one of you guys can play...

Does pot make everyone h**** as hell? Wife and I started smoking every couple weeks or so. I could s*** her t*** and lick her for hours when I’m stoned. Orgasms are crazy. Just wondering if it has the same effect on everyone.

They said that 10% of Twitter users created 80% of the Tweets. This is true for a lot of things. Does this mean that 10% of the p**** is getting 80% of the c***? Only tonight I had one cancellation and was able to book another client in within ten...

Vegeta..

I don’t know where else to share this. Why do parents let their children go out in public naked? I was in my room and I looked out the window and I saw my neighbour, and their children was jumping naked on a trampoline in their backyarden. I was just...

Boppo finna chili cheese. Me finna deep dipped her breasts in enchilada sauce.

Keelow LOAC ft Strif905 and 6FiggaNigga. “not broke”. Coming out today!

Brothers c** take the P**** Pledge with me! Get your poppers ready and take 10 deep hits while baiting to your favourite c*** videos until you explode your load in orgasmic ecstasy! Remember not to waste it and lick up all your essence afterward. Who here has what it takes...

I love to let my bull mastiff f*** and knot in my a**.

I hate Welsh architecture, the beams are quite inviting to spiders.

I visited my family this Easter and dont ask me how but I saw my brother’s p****. It was much bigger than mine and fat like a spray can. He’s only 14. S***, I feel bad.

After getting back to work today I can safely say my professional opinion is men who please me and don’t rush our time together are definately the better lovers. Men who want their alpha male experience or a p*** star experience definately don’t make the cut. I hate to say...

A****** Smurf.

CharonBoat Dotcom is quite a mind trip. Very bizarre site. Updated regularly. Lots of forums. Apparently worth $33 million bucks. When was it last updated?

my boyfriend and I had s**. But he didn’t c** because it was just “quick s**”. I think it was about 5 minutes? Though I am fertile because its the time my ovulation. How high is the rate of me getting pregnant? (excuse my bad english, its not my first...

Carspotter spotted spotting cars Downtown Toronto with Carspotterspotter spotting Carspotter while being spotted himself outside Club AnalFist

-Carspotterspotterspotter

As a child I shifted from various mental institutions, was set on fire by my brother who also buried me alive, most mornings I was fed poop and bacon grease . But here I am now as a man. -demon Kane

I was feeling h**** so I went to the bedroom to j*******, and as I was jerking off my mother knocked on the door and asked if I was hungry or if I was ok. She stayed by the door talking to me while i was trying to nut. It...

My chimpanzee chewed off my g*******.

Everything white got u thinking I’m a racist! Rappers think they Kings till I show em who da ace is? -Scrwg Scrilla.

I’m sitting in 1 of the stalls in the mens room at work, wearing a cute pair of p****** and jerking off to gay p*** on my phone.

I have been giving this married woman oral about one of two times a month. She is a collage professor. She is married and tells me that her husband won’t do it for her, so I do it when she needs it. I never have fucked her or even kissed...

Today I’ve went to town to purchase some comics (Wolverine and Deadpool, Deadpool Unlimited and 2000 AD) as well as Assassin’s Creed Odyssey for the PS4. I’m attempting the NoFap challenge, so I need to engage in a substantial amount of activities. I’ve had 2 autism meltdowns today, both because...

I met this person yesterday. They asked me what my middle name was, so I gave it to them. Then I asked, and they replied, “its consolador. Its Spanish” (consolador means d****)
I’ve never felt so bad in my life

I used to work at RenFaire for the hookups. One year my FaireWife thought she was all k****, and I would wrap a cloak around us and f*** her standing up from behind around the site after dark. There was a “kissing Bridge”, and late one night we were standing...

I take nudes for money. A guy just asked me if I will do s*** play for lots of money. I’m broke, but I’m not that broke.

I went on holiday with some of my girlfriends and a couple of them came up with dares for each of us while we were there. They knew that I’m not on the pill so their dare for me was that I had to have unprotected s** with a guy...

after almost a year of sleeping together, i found out my sweet catholic girlfriend is VERY into dirty talk. so now i have to, uh, figure out how to talk dirty i guess???? but tbh it’s the hottest thing ever that my voice can do so much

I finally had s** with my bf’s twin! I had been trying for months, pretending that I can’t tell them apart! I’m not sure if he knows I’ve been trying or if he thinks he’s tricked me but whatever the case, I feel accomplished.

You guys want to know something hilarious? I’M CHEATING ON MY GIRLFRIEND WITH ANOTHER MAN. Honestly I never had feelings for her I was just in it for the money. Perks of being bisexual.

I’m gonna be hated but I just need to tell this someone.
In art high school, I have a teacher(she) that since my first year is really mean to me. I mean she told me that “I have no brain” that “I s****” and all my school grades she...

I rode a bull b******* in the n*** while firing my gun in the air and yelling “YeeeeeeeHaaaaaw!”

So many people say they wish men would fight over them but they shouldn’t wish for it because it’s very scary. Two men who you care about punching each other while you scream and cry for them to stop because they are both your friend and you don’t want them...

I live next door to an old man. He must be like 60 or something. I’m a 16 year old girl, short blonde hair, cute and a little tomboyish. So last summer the old man was looking over the fence so I decided to pop up out of the pool...

After arriving in the US I can see that American men are cowards.

The men here are more like women. That is why we Muslims are taking over. Your daughters will flock to us like sheep and we will marry your daughters and r*** the rest because they want real...

I beat the cops on my motorcycle and the summer has just begun.

I raced past one and slowed down to give him the middle finger. I took off again and he couldn’t keep up. Not even close!

So he called in his buddies and they got left in...

I’d like to avoid “Heaven” and also Hell.

Heaven isn’t for me. I’ve had enough life and couldn’t tolerate “Eternal Life”. It’s hard to imagine this going on and on, without end. I’m not sociable and I’ve had enough of people. Don’t need anymore!

I’d rather just fade away into...

I bought my wife a pair of slippers and a d**** for her birthday. If she doesn’t like the slippers she can go f*** herself.

I take my p****** off in school for a thrill. I go around all day without them on.
Sometimes I walk home without them on. Sometimes I take the school bus without them on. If only the boys knew.

Maybe I’ll let them know, or maybe just a special...

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