Why do you tell him when i message you or call you but not say anything when i rest my legs on you, touch your face, or hold your hand. Do you want to see how far it can go? Or are you really that nice of a guy?

Alcohol and being h**** are risky. His wife went to bed. His adult daughters were downstairs watching a movie and he snuck into my room and fucked me b*******. I love going to bed with his c** inside me. But we get cocky when drunk. Lol

i was watching gay p*** the other day and i realized that one of the actors in the p**** was my boyfriends step dad

Hershey squirts and huge wads of toilet paper at Toronto Tech Centre

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I’m 11 and going through purbery I get really h**** so sometimes I act like I’m going to the bathroom and I masterbaiting or while I’m in the shower earlier I almost squealed and moaned because I was trying new stuff in the shower so I sat down in the...

EEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRHH!!! GODDAMN F****** OVERWEIGHT WOMEN!! I ordered delivery from PJ’s Pizza and my delivery person was a disgusting fat girl with massive rolls on her body! I didn’t give that fat beast a tip and slammed the door after taking my food, you have no idea how much I wanted...

I’m about to confess to a girl I’ve been crushing after. Never ever done this before and I’m nervous as f***. Wish me luck, in 3 hours I’m either the happiest man or the saddest pile of s*** in this part of the world.

A few years ago I was on the phone with my cable company about a billing issue and I was jerking off the whole time she was talking and shot a nice load all over my chest.

i like to shove my fingers up my a** and let my dog sniff it

why do i go to parties of people i barely know

Update here from le evil oppressor!!

She said Datz Wacist!!!

But still swallowed for mone pocket change..

Uh-huh. 20 bucks goes far!

2016 Audi TT coupe at Jack Astors by WrapTech wraps.

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Me and the rest of the Bakugan brawlers ended up in some kinda maze, it’s almost like the shadow realm in Yu-Gi-Oh! Dan Kuso

Last night got a peek up a girl’s skirt at the mall food court.
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I finally convinced my wife to f*** my best friend. I was a little disappointed because it was more of a t******** than her cuckolding me. We all enjoyed it and had a good time but I wanted to be more submissive.

The sad part is that she doesn’t want...

Thailand is great!! My neighbor accessed me of ‘colonizing their women’ so it gave me the idea to tattoo le evil opressor into my d*** so that the next time a Thai girls s**** me off she knows who is in charge.

I asked my sis if I could feel her body up since I do all her algebra homework but she just beat me up and told mom so I’m grounded for a month. Not my fault she’s a hot piece! And walking around exposing half of her body in my...

Okay. I got into a debate with a couple of dudes in my math class and I’ve decided to consult you all on how to solve it. We all agree that if you eat yourself, it is both suicide and cannibalism. BUT the catch is we can’t agree on how...

Blue 2013 Honda Accord coupe at Valu Mart

STATIC Purple Acura RSX with big wing at Swiss chalet

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Jeep Wrangler on Forgiatos at Importexpo

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Grey 2008 Hyundai Tiburon coupe at Harveys drive thru

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Hi, I’m a cute c****** I love broadcast live from my webcam.. Watch me s*** at sexyflirt.co

White Tesla Model X with big wing always parked at Harvey’s

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Visiting my wife’s brothers house for the spurs nuggets game. I was in the restroom and saw my niece’s toothbrush. She is 12 and mixed with black and German. I shot a big load of my old j*** all over her toothbrush. Will sleep like a baby tonight.

Yellow Maybach 650S cabriolet parked beside a Black Mercedes S63 AMG v8 BiTurbo cabriolet at 42 Cummer Ave.

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I’m literally unable to explain myself right now. I’m feeling myself to really corny, but kind of s*** disco. 😂😂
Honestly I can’t even take myself seriously. What the f*** is this??
I’m not fucked up, not a fan of alcohol, but I’m just kind of staring at...

He ate me out so good on Sunday. I faked the first o***** (felt like I was taking too long) but the second was real and incredible. I hope his wife enjoyed her spa day with the girls. 😀

I emailed this guy for about a year for work. I never called him Mr. because he has a doctoral. Turns out “he” is a goddess with a man’s name. I made a complete fool of myself when I met her, gaping at her in shock. I don’t know what...

So yesterday I was in my room. My mom(39) was downstairs doing some of her office work with her boss. After some time I was tired and wanted a snack. So I went downstairs. I moved towards my mom’s room and when I entered I was shocked. My mom’s boss...

I am 19 and still a virgin. I had a BF in high school that I let him lick it but I have never had s**. I also am in collage and will have a huge bill to pay when I get out. I have been thinking about selling myself...

I’m a UN peacekeeper, for which army I will not tell, but I actively target muslims. I’ve built up a good tally overseas, they are not humans. Allah did not save them

So Im renting an office space for just a few hours a week and yesterday the heating system was broken. I phoned the lady who is the main renter and my landlady so to speak, and she said she would call for repair. Today the repair company phones me, to...

Two separate Fox News hosts inexplicably and abruptly ended interviews with French guests who brought up the fact that there has been a pattern of church fires in France.

“You need to know that for the past year we’ve had churches desecrated each and every week in France – all...

I did not know what an o***** was until I was alone with a v*******. I always thought myself to be a quiet lover since when I came, I was never vocal, except for today.
Usually when I m*********, I use my hands or my electric toothbrush, but someone...

2014 Porsche Panamera 4S at Gibson Square Condo underground parking lot N5 47

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Stanced all black Audi RS3 Sedan on Bishop ave , just outside of Finch station

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Even Hitler did not try to destroy Notre Dame. In fact he tried to save and preserve precious works of art.

Scores of Muslims laughing and celebrating on FB, Twitter and other social media and praising Allah for the burning of Notre Dame. They are dancing in the streets...