Every house I live at. I like to leave a collection of boogers, toe nails, pubic hair, and droppings hidden somewhere for the new owners to find one day. Sometimes in the walls or under something.

-Demon Kane.

I just walked to the mail box at 3 pm in the daylight totally b*** naked just tennis shoes and hat on then up my 200 ft driveway and didn’t get caught

TROLL FOOL TEAM GIRLZ UNITE!!! 👸👑
YOU ARE A FOOL
YOU ARE A FOOL
WE DA S*** CAUSE TROLL FOOL TEAM GIRLZ IS LIT 🔥
😂👌🎶
Hell yeah
LEGENDS NEVER DIE 🙇‍♀️👸

I’m one of the fool girl trollz and I love how hours spent online gave me dry eye but the tears from laughter fixed it lool

I asked my mom for S**. she slapped me on my face and stopped talking to me. How can I fix this?

I’m 10 and my BoYfIeNd is 27 and hE Is sO In LoVe wItH mE aNd hE iS sO In lOvE WiTh mE, wE aRe eXpEcTiNg a bAby sOoN.

i aM tHe tRoLl 👸

I am so s******* frustrated and in a relationship. Yesterday I was so h**** I unbuttoned my shirt almost completely while I was in the train. I was alone but people waiting in their cars for the train to pass could see my b**** pretty well. Also, being recorded by...

It’s wonderful to have Borderline Personality Disorder.
I just experienced true love ❤️ With strong chemistry with a friendship a that has a solid foundation…
The only downside is it happened in my head and he/she may and will mostly certainly never know.
Night…. This side of...

Mr J Wang X spotted shopping at Holt Renfrew in his sporty Audi S5.

-Carspotter.

people that stress me out are evil”!!!!!!

WHO AM I?

Ah hell, they have a very convincing case for impeachment.. s***, lemme f*** up the stock market right fast.

That’ll throw em off! F****** suckers!

When I started crossdressing, I used to wear my mom’s old girdle to school. It might have been old, but it was good and tight on me! After school, I used to wait for a particular girl to come by. I’d pull her into the bushes, open my pants and...

I went out of town to this conference. My wife could not make it. The conference itself was boring, but I met this hot piece of a** woman. She looked way better than my wife. So I went to talk to her. That led to dinner and drinks and that...

Skyped a 50 yr old dude and we were jerking it until he came and disconnected, which was fair enough I guess

Skyped another 50 yr old dude who had his full name on display. turns out he’s a semi-famous(?) doctor when i looked it up out of curiosity. Warned...

You see a head pop over the bushes slowly with a pair of NK military goggles and hat, mirrors sunglasses and a strand of Jerry curl hair.

Hehehe…. Is all you hear.

12 hours later, the door creaks open as wind blows throughthe house…

All you hear Is...

So me and my gf were in her room trying to be risky when her parents are home… we made a rule that we must always follow “we don’t stop to hide what we’re doing unless we know for certain that a parent is coming into the room” so I...

Whenever I’m at my gfs house and her mom is home, we make it a point to fool around when close to her. Sometimes we go to the living room couch and sit next to each other while she’s in the kitchen which is the next room over. My gf...

When I was 14, I started going on chat websites because I was bored one day. I talked to a lot of older men and liked the attention they were giving me. Although I didn’t really like a lot of them but I liked talking to them. But one day...

I just drugged my wife so I can f*** her when she passes out. No s** in 2 yrs and never a bj. I might stick it in her mouth. I will play with her t***. I will take pics of her t*** and put them online. If she goes...

I enjoy giving and receiving oral with random seniors

When I shave my head daily I like to eat the little hairs that come off.

-Demon Kane.

At a pub last night I saw two women getting into a scrap. It started inside but the manager and bouncer threw them out. Instead of the usual chaotic bar fight they took positions raised fists and proceeded to have a proper boxing match but without gloves!! One was called...

I just paid another tall t**** $250 to give him a b*******- He’s very tall, slender, athletic masculine, short dark hair, with a couple of arm tattoos, he’s straight but doesn’t mind getting blow jobs from guys for $. He actually had a long c***, not incredibly thick though and...

I ate chickpea soup after a long time.
My farts since then are not the same.
Its… fascinating. XD

I’m gay and I’m married to my husband for 2 years
Last night at sucked his d*** for the first time and now i feel like a little cockslut since I’ve sucked his d*** 2 times last night and I want to s*** it more tonight

Mia Martina spotted riding on the Insanador boat at Toronto Harbourfront Queen’s Quay West.

-Celebspotter.

>–> was warm and felt awesome bc there was a couple guys there who was h u n g o-O
Everyone loves a nudist b** when their h**** I guess ^-^ anyway now I gotta get home

– Melissa / Mel

You guys do realize that a large portionof s** crimes committed against children are committed by children right?

I know this because I was one of those Children. I offended against 123 other children over 10 years tens of thousands of times and got away with all of it since...

Thank you 4 Face Buddha for your help. I am grateful.

I cant stop thinking about other guys and I know these thoughts would hurt my bf but I honestly cannot help it. I feel like I’m cheating on him with my thoughts. I always spot someone hot & think that to myself but when my bf and I were walking,...

I was having Skype s** with my long distance boyfriend and we were getting freaky and he started saying dirty things and stuff and he told me to close my eyes and put my hand over my p**** and say taxation is theft

i just had a weird encounter on discord. a random guy named “china man#4181” added me. no mutual friends, no mutual servers. i accepted and he said something along the lines of “hey man, i have one quick thing to show you then i’ll be on my way”. the second...

I went in public fully trans today. People didn’t stare, look, or do anything. I got called ma’am and miss a couple times too. Good day.

I have this neighbour, an older lady, who is really nice and always talks to me when we see each other around the neighbourhood. I never thought much of it before, but last Tuesday she asked me to fix her laptop, as it was painfully slow. She knows I work...

My friend’s wife is a real b****. She gets into everyone’s business and believes that she is always right. She is also stuck up and looks down at everyone. My wife only tolerates her for me and my friend. But despite this, my friend’s wife is so f***** hot, that...

just shat in the bath tub, was kinda cool

(ok i dont have any weird interest in shitting in bath tubs but my toilet is currently broke and i was like s*** what am i gonna go i need to go badly but i realized that i have a dog...

When it’s raining and storming out like this I love love LOVE showering outside in it.

^-^ do a little dance and soap up!

– Melissa / Mel

I love how I lost my virginity even though most people say it was r***. I was 11 years old and I had a crush on a guy who would do odd jobs for my mom. He was about 20-22. One day, he asked my mom to go get some...

One time I was at a grocery store, getting some stuff, when I headed to the checkout. There was a s*** blonde woman at the checkout counter who gave me bedroom eyes the whole time I was checking out my groceries. She made small talk with me that quickly turned...

I love men