So my teacher told me once that He will come to my city to hang out with me. This is 50 min way from his house. He write me just now if I have time tomorrow, cuz he want to come.
I feel confused…

Women need a p**** gun to shoot the nuts off rapists.

Rocking the t*** and extra polished make up and big jewelery. Men I nearly bumped into shopping were wonderfully polite. When I faffed at the till when paying for my stuff the man behind me was graciously patient. I guess there’s milage in making an effort. It’s kinda cute and...

Good morning ladies, gentlemen, cis or other, and all the non-binary folk too, let’s all have a Thursday/donderdag where we seek civility and bond with one another, or at least simple tolerance. Pay attention to yourself love yourself, bc that’s the only thing we can actually control, ourselves.

Love always,...

Have to admit that my hot wife hates to give blow jobs. Her friend approached me and said to reach out to her if I needed anything. I did and have been getting awesome blow jobs anytime I want them. It turns her on knowing she is giving me something...

Welcome to my mind that’s where trolls loom.

-Madchild.

Before you read my story below, you should know that I have a pantyhose fetish. I have somewhat close to 30 pairs so far, but there is one pair of tights that is standing out.
I grew up with an amazing friend whose mom is a Literature Teacher at...

Was playing what are the odds game with this girl and told her what were the odds that she gave me a b******… she ended up giving me a b****** while i called my dad to tell him to wait a little bit longer to pick me up because he...

My grandmother in law offered to “s*** my kitty dry” and slapped my a**. I don’t know if I should tell my husband. Confused asf, honestly.

I watched my wife of 36 c** on a hot tub jet watching a 17 yr old at the pool she denied till she saw I was hard we fucked like mad try still to get her to f*** someone she loves the thought but I like it more

me and my boyfriend tried a*** and now my 16 yr old a** is bleeding lmao send help

i don’t know how to explain this but sometimes i feel like i’m switching personalities all the time . I don’t know who i really am anymore , don’t know which of the personalities is my real self or the one i built for just to fit in like everybody...

I just tried to take a piss while drunk (out in the woods, about 15 minutes from home) because i couldnt hold it and while doing that i f****** shat myself. Never had that happen in my life (excluding infancy) and i felt the need to tell somebody but i...

I am a seventeen-year-old girl and I went on a trip to Destin, FL with the seniors in my youth group at church. While on the trip, I had a t******** with two of the male leaders. Both of them are juniors at a Christian university in my town. I...

I was at the mall in the restroom. This guy was in there showing his red thong while he was using. He was tan and very fit. His a** looked so good in that thong that I went in the stall and jerked one off. I’m straight btw lol

Muslims rant, rave and rail against the Jews so why don’t Muslims blow up Jewish temples and synagogues?

Last month, Muslims blew up a Christian Church in the Philippines. It was a cathedral on the island of Jolo. As a result, 20 people died. This was NOT a Jewish...

F*** this website, I’m leaving.

I work at a driving school as the receptionist and it got boring today so I masturbated under the front desk while watching a*** p*** hoping that I’d be able to turn the v******* off before anyone came in

I went out to pick up more cigarettes. I cringed a bit because most people were in jeans and tee shirt mode. The showorker was chatty. One easyrider looking man gave me a long stare up to the shop and when I left. Some young guy gave me a backwards...

I’m a 54 year old man and have this younger female friend in her 20s who’s recently married. The other night we were all drinking and while her and I were talking she put her hands on my face, gently stroked my chin with her thumbs and slowly kissed me...

I remember the first man I enticed over one night via a dating app. I had been so picky and took months to filter out the guys I didn’t like. I was really lucky that night. He was really intelligent and good company and very kind and never pressured me....

I am a nice piece of c*** even if I say so myself. I cite men wanting to drill me silly plus flattering comparisons with a decent quality p*** star. I have also been asked to do television which I declined and have fended off runs of marriage proposals so...

I use to m********* while breastfeeding my son the way he use to bite on them oh yeah best orgasms of my life

The American Steakhouse in Meriden, Connecticut serves old and rotten steaks… Oh yes. 😬 I am going to eat there.

I met a smart, s***, lady, who really turns me on recently. Things just kind of clicked between us, and I think we both kind of felt it. She’s very attractive, and excited me s******* right from the start. In a short time we ended up in bed. At times...

I was 17 and had a t******** with two men. I think about it all the time. I’d love to do it again. I look back on it and think how dirty I was but how good it felt. I rode one of them and sucked the other one thing...

Every time I trim my beard I like to eat the clippings on top of my soup. Hehe.

-James Harden.

A new client was slightly lost so I went out to collect him. Standing there wearing a tailored skirt suit hands in front clasping my phone he saw me and joked “Don’t stand there like that. I feel like I’m about to be told off.” In spite of his large...

I spy on my mom and her boyfriend having s**. I like to watch it, and it turns me on like crazy when I can see his p**** going into her. They did it in the b*** the other night for the first time and I shot my load without...

ya girl has no father now! woohoo!

It’s odd that the Muslims hate the Jews so much but never attack the Jews.

The Muslims blow up Christians and destroy Christian churches and cemeteries but do NOT attack the Jewish temples. ISIS attacked Islamic nations like Syria but did not attack Israhell. Some ISIS fighters were even given...

Living at 135 Lawton Blvd is HELL.

I used to let my best friend stick his d*** in my b*** or in my mouth and I’m ashamed of it but now I like doing that kind of stuff and I want more and I’m looking for someone to do it with add my Snapchat Thebestbarton
Or...

I need!!! a favor from one of you guys .. My husband i is Mormon and has two wives . He favors the other wife better then me but I’m the one who always does everything and gets treated badly.. I was wondering if one of you guys can play...

Does pot make everyone h**** as hell? Wife and I started smoking every couple weeks or so. I could s*** her t*** and lick her for hours when I’m stoned. Orgasms are crazy. Just wondering if it has the same effect on everyone.

They said that 10% of Twitter users created 80% of the Tweets. This is true for a lot of things. Does this mean that 10% of the p**** is getting 80% of the c***? Only tonight I had one cancellation and was able to book another client in within ten...

Vegeta..

I don’t know where else to share this. Why do parents let their children go out in public naked? I was in my room and I looked out the window and I saw my neighbour, and their children was jumping naked on a trampoline in their backyarden. I was just...

Boppo finna chili cheese. Me finna deep dipped her breasts in enchilada sauce.

Keelow LOAC ft Strif905 and 6FiggaNigga. “not broke”. Coming out today!