why do ugly people trick themselves into they are good looking?

And did I mention a man’s smile? The most dangeroussss.. part of a man. It can shatter dreams I supposed, but I’ve always known what’s behind that grin. And when men approach, it’s validation. And then a blush is stuck on my face the entire night because of some man....

So I was lazy today. I felt tired and hungry and went out for a takeaway. I wore whatI wore to the shops. A jacket over a low cut tight top and fancy skirt with spangly jewelery. The Young slim guy darkskinned guy on the counter knocked off the change...

I love men. They’re Kings! They’re Gods! I love how good my man treats me. I worship him. I love how happy I am. I love how free my mind is. I love how pure my heart is. I love how I haven’t been corrupted into hatred of men like...

The first thing I do every morning is put on my tightie whities, go in the bathroom, lay in the tub, and piss myself. Morning piss, where it’s dark yellow and bitter and perfect. Then I take off my drenched undies, stuff them in my mouth and s*** on them...

I’ve had a crush on my eldest sister for the longest time, because she looks like a centerfold model and she wears the slinkiest clothes when I’m around her. The only recent activity I did with with my sister was a nice long kiss and I was feeling her a**...

Carspotter, – we are waiting for you. Resistance is futile.

We are the Borg.

OMG tomorrow I meet up with the woman of my dreams, who I let here. We have only been talking for a few days but we are so insanely in to one another. 4hr road trip and she will be MINE!!

My brother told me once that he was pulled over by the cops. The cop asked to check his license and registration. My brother gave it to him and the cop said the registration was expired. My dad got a new registration card for the car but forgot to put...

Currently, I am 28, and male. 5 years ago, my girlfriend said she had a surprise for me in our car. As I walked to the car, I blacked out. I wake back up later on the ground, somewhere near a desert (I found out later I was in California,...

There is this guy that I majorly fancy his style and talent. Never met him upclose, he’s famous and he will be a judge at a contest event kinda near my place. I’m thinking of traveling a bit in order to meet him. He loves hanging out with people interested...

really wild

my boyfriend fingered new for the first time and i came. she rubbed my c*** a lot and i came a lot.

people confuse my thinking because their thoughts are so disoriented

So, I became friends with one of my coworkers. She is very nice and sweet. We hang out a lot. Our husbands hang out with each other. We go on vacations together. Once, I saw my friend’s husband, I thought he was very fuckable. My husband goes out of town...

I hooked up with one of my university lecturers via Grindr, had the best s** marathon I’ve ever had, and now I’ll have to go and take my sore a****** his class tomorrow morning.

I successfully ruined a wedding shower and a friendship because I’m mad that my bf’s friends invited my bf but didn’t invite me to their wedding. The woman getting married is my bf’s ex-girlfriend and she’s marrying to my bf’s best friend (haha wtf?). Anyways, the ex-girlfriend doesn’t like me...

Huh interesting site y’all got here. I guess this is as good a place as any to share something I did that I can’t even tell my husband or best friend. Several years ago I was this young, tight slutty thing that found herself “dating” and older wealthy rich man....

I love men who are vocal and groan during s** with a womam, it is some of the most sexiest accolades a man can give a woman. It’s better than a 100 roses. I love the possesiveness that overcomes men, evident in their private dialogue. It’s you, all you &...

Okay, new trend. Pedophiles. Let’s go!

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You like sucky sucky? Let me sucky sucky. I want to do some sucky sucky. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I’m taking a dump on the toilet again and yes I’m that same girl.. 🙆‍♀️

The Gallup Poll just announced that 69% of our great citizens expect their finances to improve next year, a 16 year high. Nice!

You don’t know what assholes men can be until you’re a woman. I don’t regret it and will never never ever go back to being a guy but f*** being a woman has its s*** side. It’s so weird. I have tried to tell guys what its like looking at...

For all the new people, I’m CORVALLUS and I get my BACKSNATCH BRED, cream dripping out my SISSYHOLE. Sometimes I host at my job, but less often since a guy jumped to his death in the atrium. More love, less hate here, this is a place to let it out,...

I work in public safety but also secretly dance at an establishment where wild women come in every night and throw money at us. This place is about an hour drive from the city I work in so I never thought much about anyone I know coming in. That changed...

Today i feel like a boss cause I fucked the girl who bullied me in high school and middle school .I remember she used to say that i’m a fat s*** who can’t do anything and will end up alone so during my years of high school i started to...

I for the first time shoved my finger up my a** and enjoyed it

If you are a man and want to know if another man you have only just met is a closet gay look into his eyes. As soon as he looks at your eyes in return widen your eyes quickly like a woman flirting. If his eyes automatically widen in response...

they look so gay!

So I’m the Anthropology major who was talking to the older woman yesterday, when sparks flew. So it turns out we live about 4hrs from each other and we spent about 4hrs talking on kik and then moved to Skype for another 4.5hrs. We cammed for that whole Skype time...

I was diagnosed with dyslexia in middle school. Now I’m starting college and asked my parents for the form basically confirming from the doctor that, yes I am dyslexic, for the disability services for my university. My father refused to give it to me, saying mental illnesses aren’t real and...

I was having s** with a guy and in the midst of it all I knew he spoke Spanish so I just randomly begged for him to talk dirty to me in Spanish. And this man has never made me c** before and we’ve had s** countless times, but as...

my lunch plans fell thru last week so I ended up at an adult bookstore with my d*** thru the gloryhole letting a guy s*** me off.

my lunch buddy is on vacation this week, I think I’m gonna go back and stick my d*** thru the gloryhole again....

I’m currently listening to Limbo by Daddy Yankee and dancing around like a crazy person. Hehe. 💃🕺👯‍♀️

I hate my husband and his sister, he treats me like s*** and she act like she’s such hot s***…so i fucked my brother in law in their bed and now we f*** on the regular ;P

So…today I went to my grandmommys house. She baked me chocolate cookies, I ate all of them. I went upstairs to use the bathroom because those cookies gave me diarrhea, and then I hear someone saying “la la la la la” I go downstairs and yell “WHOS HERE” and my...

I’M SO HAPPY TO BE BLACK! 76%!! THE FIRST PEOPLE OF THE PLANET! I TOOK A DNA TEST & SAW MY JOURNEY OUT OF AFRICA TO AMERICA! MY BLOOD HAS TRAVELLED FAR MAKING MANY STOPS TO COLLECT ALONG THE WAY!! I WONDER WHAT IT WOULD HAVE BEEN LIKE SEEING ALL...

why do fat americans take soo much food? americans eat 12 lbs chocolate alone A YEAR…. 12 LBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I REPEAT 12!!! No wonder americans are fat and unhealthy.