Hells hot devil’s crotch!

-Demon Kane.

YOOO SO I FOUND THIS DECENT MASHUP-MAKING SITE, EXCEPT ITS CHAT IS OVERRUN WITH FURRIES AND CRINGY ROLEPLAYERS. LETS RAID IT!!

LINK: you.dj

Hallelujah, Halle Berry, Halloween, Haunted Hallways.

-Strif905.

anyone else have trouble with fat ugly people hitting on you

1st person to the office in the morning. sitting in my cube with pants around my ankles, jerking off to gay p***.

I made out with my sister after I gave her an Ambien. After that, she said… “no more Ambien”

I am a f****** woman. I love it for all the right reasons but Christ on a bike. It’s a bit of a wrench after living as a man. I look down at painted nails. Yeah, woman. I look around my house. I live in a bloody womans house. I...

WTF Wrong with me? I just watched a video clip where a bunch of Mexican cartel murder a father and his son after suspicions that the father was a narc… they were both bound in a shallow grave, they first slit the fathers throat right next to his son, all...

S*** my a** Milwaukee Bucks!

-Kawhi Leonard.

fun story;
I was bored in class, so I started to pick at my skin. But instead of y’know, just taking it off, I put my pencil under the skin and pulled it bit by bit, making a lil pocket on my index finger, then put a lil paper...

Subaru WRX with a monkey on the back on Fleming Drive.

-Carspotter.

I love watching TastyTrap19 on CB, shes got a nice p**** with a thick voluminous load. Sometimes she even jerks it right in her mouth!

Makes me so thirsty

I was thinking it would be better if safety Pete talked .

-Davis the cop.

The comments are back!!
-Nagerzman
Goodnight everyone.

I shaved my balls then my head so my when I rub them an close my eyes I can’t tell the difference. I wish I had a big strong man to do it for me but I prefer to keep it in the fam n****

King Dapz is a real Street niqqa.

I was forced out of the closet but honestly, I’m kinda greatful?

I didn’t have to experience anxiety of coming out on my own and no one was homophobic that I knew of so It went smoothly.
And the perpetrator is one of my closest friends right now((there...

Jay Northside is bankrupt

my dad used to hit me so i took an ak47 to his beloved pet cat
rip mr.whiskers.

OI NAT I JUST SAW YOU RECENTLY POST IN THE COMMENTS, TELL US YOUR SOCIAL MEDIA IF UR REALLY ABOUT THAT LIFE. ALSO LINKUP W CORVALLUS IN FLORIDA.

I am a woman who had an online affair with another woman.
…We had cyber s** and sent n*** pictures to each other.

WTF Wrong with me? I just watched a video clip where a bunch of Mexican cartel murder a father and his son after suspicions that the father was a narc… they were both bound in a shallow grave, they first slit the fathers throat right next to his son, all...

The secret life of pets 2.

Using profanity until the comments sections are brought back, day two: GOSH

i dont remember pointless things i filter it out

STEP STEP STEP.

-Mr Aluminum Boot Bonnet.

Jay Leno as Thanos.

Yo yo yo your rap video isn’t official till it’s shotbydolo 🤣 🤣

Suspect Marmel is a cop I’m pretty sure.

EVERYONE WITH BALLS create a post listing all past confessions you’ve made and then linking your social media. I wanna see what some of yall look like. Especially CORVALLUS and NAT

Mutahar makes me mutahard

i stuck a spoon up my a** earlier today and it was the dumbest idea i’ve had in a while.

not the handle end.

removal required zen focus. hurt like hell, actually. you’d be surprised at how sharp the sides of a spoon can feel against sensitive tissue. tissue that...

When I first met my ex, he had a girlfriend. He told me that him and his girlfriend were going to end things sooner or later and that’s when I discovered I had feelings for him. Later that night, he asked me for nudes and my feelings were like yes....

There was a message from the administrator saying that not only were the comments disabled, but we were no longer allowed to swear! Well I say that for every day the comments is disabled, we should all SWEAR in PROTEST!

I’ll start: HECK

Long Beach Blue BMW 440i sedan on Fleming Drive.

-Carspotter ®.

Rare Ford GT on Cummer Ave.

-Carspotter.

I’m so hungry to wrap my lips around a tgal’s jizzle stick and s*** her dry. They have the sweetest leche

– Corvallus

I held his wife’s hand while he came inside me.

some people just lose it sometimes

Dumbledore wrapped his hair around my wand hehe

-Harry Potter.