I’ve had unprotected s** with about 75 women in the last 20 years. No condome Ever.

There are at least 34 children I know about that those women had. Often they were with/married to other men. Most of those kids think they are fathered by other men. Some look...

Hyundai Genesis coupe always parked at the Bayview shopping mall
-Carspotter.

Hey, I’m back. Where was I? Oh yea, white women also give birth to the most retards. I mean white people in general are retarded but I mean like, retard retards. White people genes are extremely old because a lot of them wait until like 38 to have kids which...

They banned abortion bc white people birth rates are so low, they’ll be exinct in the next 200 years. White girls are whores & start having s** at 13 so they wont be able to keep their legs closed, plus they utilized abortions the most with help of their w****...

I’m in college and always h****. At the pub last night I saw my high school science teacher Linda. I always wanted to f*** her because she was always nipping out in class. Her t*** are almost grapefruit size, and she always wore tight shirts. I don’t think there was...

I’m being Nat too

I just took a HUGE DUMP and I was thinking of you all while doing it!! It helped so much!

“Nat” reminds me of this woman I once saw on an online chatting website for teens and adults and the girl nickname had 3 letters too. Hmm. And the b**** was overweight and weighed about 250 pounds.. Hmm. Nat is a a b****.

I’m a 23 year old woman, and I have an imaginary friend. It’s literally just Chris Farley. I know it’s weird, but he makes me feel safe and loved, and he gives great advice and hugs.

I was hit on again today this time by two guys. Being hit on is becoming a regular thing since I changed my makeup. The thrill I felt happened so fast. I ignored it because I’m saving myself for a man of means who is worth all of me.

Did you just say “LOL”??? As in, Lots Of Lolis?!?!?!?! CHO MO ALERT, CHO MO ALERT, GAS ANYONE WHO SAYS LOL

I want to exercise my abortion rights as a girl. I don’t even have a boyfriend or even really like guys, but I badly want to get pregnant just so I can get an abortion.
I really want to exercise my rights to an abortion !!!

I feel it...

Lemme tell ya sumthin: make someone’s day and help the homeless. Simple things like giving em a cigarette can make all the difference in their lives. And who knows a little generosity can go a long way. A Natty and a pack of smokes usually greases their wheels enough to...

Hyundai Genesis coupe at Money Mart.

-Carspotter.

i literally went around hooking up with random guys i met on tinder through out the 4th sem of my college and no one knew about it ,not my friends , not my bff, my mother thinks im the angel child but i aint one!
i fucked 13 guys...

At 1pm I did 900mg of dxm spoke to my subconscious at 5pm cried for a bit, then played the wicks bounty fortnite ltm at like 10pm now it’s 11:16pm and I’m just thinking wtf I’m doing with my life

Trump won’t release his tax returns because TAXATION IS THEFT

Give her the Gallagher!

-Iron Man 2.

I got so drunk one night and wanted to get my d*** wet so I went to a party and met a girl well when told me she liked anul well I stuck it in her but and reached around to play with her p**** and there was f****** balls

I was looking for online jobs and found one as a freelance captioner. I got so excited and anxious that my body got confused; excitement turned into arousal. My crotch hurt while I filled out the application. Hope I get the job!

So I have a
Masterbation addiction like I have to play with my c*** every day I love making myself squirt so I tried something different I stayed at my friend’s house and I used her toy while she was sleeping next to me the thing is I squirted...

So once when I was sleeping with my cousin I slowly slide my hands on her face to check if she is sleeping and once I understood she was sleeping I slide my hands through her shirt felt up her b**** and played with her n****** it became hard.do you...

Adam from 9 Spadina Ave. He is a scam artist.

To all newbies, welcome to SimplyConfess! Today I’ll be your tour guide to this absolute cesspool of humanity.

Oh, you thought this was just a site to anonymously let secrets off your chest and go on your merry way? That’s where you’re wrong, kiddo.

Here is the place where...

Is showing myself in public (nothing too crazy, unbuttoning my shirt a little, touching myself a little, maybe bending over to show my cleavage or lifting my skirt a little too much) cheating? It just turns me on so much.

My first kiss was in year 11 with a girl who threatened to kill my family and then pushed me down the school staircase.

I love them. I love licking them. Tasting them. Swallowing their goodness. So big, hard, and long. Yes , I just love me a nice crisp, cold cucumber. Goes nice in a salad or all by itself.

I have this weird turn on were I like to masterbate in public the thrill of being caught gets me worked up like I’ve masterbated in a s** shop with there toy and omg just knowing the store owner knew it made squirt every were even my fiancee he brings...

I m********* every night to check my vaginal fluids so I won’t wake up to period stains.

Thank you 4 Face Buddha for your help with health, wealth, happiness, youth, energy, wisdom, knowledge, freedom and riches. I appreciate all the help you give me.

You should see me in a crown 👸👑
I’m gonna run this s***** site
Watch me make em bow
One by one by one
One by one by
You should see me in a crown
My brothers gon take this site downn
And...

Me and my friend found a old vibrater in the woods with a s*** stain on it. I have been scared of the woods ever since

why does everyone say their guest are special

Every house I live at. I like to leave a collection of boogers, toe nails, pubic hair, and droppings hidden somewhere for the new owners to find one day. Sometimes in the walls or under something.

-Demon Kane.

I just walked to the mail box at 3 pm in the daylight totally b*** naked just tennis shoes and hat on then up my 200 ft driveway and didn’t get caught

TROLL FOOL TEAM GIRLZ UNITE!!! 👸👑
YOU ARE A FOOL
YOU ARE A FOOL
WE DA S*** CAUSE TROLL FOOL TEAM GIRLZ IS LIT 🔥
😂👌🎶
Hell yeah
LEGENDS NEVER DIE 🙇‍♀️👸

I’m one of the fool girl trollz and I love how hours spent online gave me dry eye but the tears from laughter fixed it lool

I asked my mom for S**. she slapped me on my face and stopped talking to me. How can I fix this?

I’m 10 and my BoYfIeNd is 27 and hE Is sO In LoVe wItH mE aNd hE iS sO In lOvE WiTh mE, wE aRe eXpEcTiNg a bAby sOoN.

i aM tHe tRoLl 👸

I am so s******* frustrated and in a relationship. Yesterday I was so h**** I unbuttoned my shirt almost completely while I was in the train. I was alone but people waiting in their cars for the train to pass could see my b**** pretty well. Also, being recorded by...