I slept with my best friends Dad when I was fourteen. He was in his late thirties. We had s** about a dozen times before we were almost caught, and were too scared to continue. We have talked about it as adults, and agree that if it had been socially...

I wrote a country song fools (to the post about ‘country music is terrible. Yes all of it’)

Here’s it goes
Hold on to your cowboy hats

🎶Heyyy heyyy heyyy y’all
Get your crown on y’all
Jump up on a pile of hay
And country...

I’ve having lap band surgery in July, and between now and then I am stuffing myself with treats daily. Since April I’ve gained 11 pounds. I want to see how fat I can get before the surgery slims me down to a size 2. I am 5’3 and as of...

His hands. I love them. He’s got above average sized hands. They’re very thick. He’s a wild man so his knuckles are often calloused with the soft skin inbetween. His arms are scared here & there from roughhousing as a child. I love when he has a freshly scabbed wound....

So, I became friends with one of my coworkers. She is very nice and sweet. We hang out a lot. Our husbands hang out with each other. We go on vacations together. Once, I saw my friend’s husband, I thought he was very fuckable. My husband goes out of town...

I was at a bachelorette party that had the super buff male strippers. The kind that you can give oral to. I was sitting in a half circle booth on the end with 4 of my girlfriends. The stripper comes over to our table and stands in front of me...

When my lab goes into heat, it’s my favorite time of the month. I lock her in the bathroom, with food, water and a few dildos suction cupped to the walls so she can get herself off if she needs, open all the ventilation so her scent is all over...

My gf & I have quiet s**. We have roommates & the walls are quite thin. It also doesn’t help that my bed is horribly squeaky. However, we’ve mastered the art of silence. We move excruciatingly slow & prevent any sound from coming out of our mouths. It takes much...

Would you eat fox meat if it was cooked and seasoned properly? 🍖🐺🍖

I’m getting married and I love my fiancé, but I can’t stop having s** with my new coworker. I find my coworker’s personality so boring and annoying, but she is so hot, that she makes my d*** so hard every time I think about her. When I first met I...

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My favorite are the suicidal confessions so I can ask them if I can have their things while they’re gone. I’ve arranged a drop off from a suicidal person once before so I’m eager to do it again & get some things I can use that they clearly won’t be...

Love to have a s*** buddy self serve is getting old

I had s** with my sister last night. We were just sitting around getting high, watching a movie together. My sister was wearing the sexiest crop top that I’ve ever seen, and very short shorts. I couldn’t help looking at her, and she caught me. She just smiled and moved...

When I gave birth last year it lasted nearly three hours. The contractions gave me waves of pleasure and an o***** which lasted throughout the whole birth. Nobody told me about birth orgasms. It was the most intense orgasmic experience I have had in my whole life. I know some...

Tie Domi ex professional hockey player for the toronto Maple leafs spotted sitting front row at the Toronto raptors vs Milwaukee Bucks game .

-Celebspotter.

Fucked a hot small 16 year old girl today and made her take my c** and she ended up liking it

I’m dead boy.. it’s night and I was bored so I started watching p*** and it came on loud that I think my family heard it … -_-

That “ten year old girl” is just such a mouthy, entitled little brat– I just want her to put me in my place!

I guess it’s adults dirty night confessions. O_O

One fabulous six packed abs 34 y/o analfabeto, a 166 y/o c*** and a 99 y/o vampire from Chile were seeing nowhere doing nothing.

He took his big thick hands, grabbed my face & gently pressed me into his crotch. He howled as I did my work on his d***. He threw his head back & howled. Literally. Like a wolf. He knows I like it. His torso stretch out & I run my...

I am an older man looking for a much younger lady, preferably under 25 years of age who wants a life of leisure and everything is taken care of for her. In return, depending on the size or amount of each gift I’d want her to submit to my s*****...

When I was 15 my sister had a bf who was 19 and he noticed I kept looking at him a lot I guess. I came home one day and he was there waiting for my sister to get off work and we talked and he asked if I liked...

No beer and no tv make Homer go something….. Crazy Marge? Don’t mind if I do!

-Homer Simpsons.

I am pregnant, by a married man. I had a hot weekend with him in Greece. He was there with his wife for their 30th anniversary, I was there with a work friend. Two days of forbidden s** with a man who left his wife to have s** with me....

One lucky night I went into a gas stations to pump gas. While pumping gas an older lady pulls up on the pump on the other side I didn’t think much of it but she started staring at me from the moment she pulled up . She got out the...

I love wearing p****** during the summer. Exercising, washing car, sleeping, 24/7. Doing so makes my d*** so hard.

yo so i be at mcdonalds wit my gf smell burnd meat an see my sis an she be bein feeled up by da cook so i beet him wit a spatchewla be still hot so he got burnd an he cry liek a lil bich

I wish I could talk about s** change stuff without being constantly s******* objectified or judged or having people take what I say out of context and abusing it. There is so much peoplke don’t understand or assume including people who should know better and its really frustrating at times....

Watch @klrhodes0 on snap chat thotty thot lets her dog lick her t***

I’m a dirty little hoe. – Nat

type this in afterwards

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For the record: since a TSA agent committed suicide at work, my job became a little more involved and I don’t really have the long time to have my little parties at work, whether in the supply room in the bathroom or a room at the Hyatt. I still hook...

Hells hot devil’s crotch!

-Demon Kane.

YOOO SO I FOUND THIS DECENT MASHUP-MAKING SITE, EXCEPT ITS CHAT IS OVERRUN WITH FURRIES AND CRINGY ROLEPLAYERS. LETS RAID IT!!

LINK: you.dj

Hallelujah, Halle Berry, Halloween, Haunted Hallways.

-Strif905.

anyone else have trouble with fat ugly people hitting on you

1st person to the office in the morning. sitting in my cube with pants around my ankles, jerking off to gay p***.

I made out with my sister after I gave her an Ambien. After that, she said… “no more Ambien”

I am a f****** woman. I love it for all the right reasons but Christ on a bike. It’s a bit of a wrench after living as a man. I look down at painted nails. Yeah, woman. I look around my house. I live in a bloody womans house. I...