Nah, my name’s Teaspoon, and I’m Cybertron’s chief dishwasher.
Autobot Kup
As I was your beginning, so shall I be your end, your demise
The quintessons
I repent for blasphemy against holy spirit disbelieving somethings in bible sry but im still struggling with some things but i beilueve he exists anx mlst the bible. I still think some things are not great advice or many parts are contradictory. I believe jesus exists does for ours sins & the Trinidadian thing etc etc it’s just a couple small things in bible that I get stuck on I also disbelieve he can hear me pray. It’s not bc I don’t believe he hears anyone’s prayers or bc satan is whispering lies telling me Jesus can’t hear me etc it’s just feels like I’ve been praying on my knees for long time and many things never got better in 2 years I actually feel worse in life and faith then i did 2 years ago. But I do read the bible more/bible studies. Can’t get myself to pray very much these days. I used to pray 2 to 3 times a day now I just feel like.. just nothingness when I pray been like that for like a year
Woah!
is it just me or is it getting a bit crazy in here?
its just me! 🤡
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THE J0KER
I’m a gay man. A straight male colleague kissed me once when drunk. A while later I got him drunk and stayed sober so I could snog his face off. I put my hand down his trousers and played with his soft c***.
GET YOUR POPPERS READY!! CUMUNION is Tonite! Face Down A** Up that’s the way I Like to F***! I Like The B*** that’s my favorite position! All Raw Breeding Party@Club Orlando, gape wide and give up your backsnatch to hundreds of cream filled super c****! Get greazed n sleazed before...
A guy came on to me. The selfish man wanted a b****** like he was a king demanding favours from a slave. I got down on my knees smiling knowing what was to come next as I took him in my mouth. He was still screaming as I walked away...
I recorded Emma taking a shower and now m********* daily whilst watching her s*** naked body in the video 😈
OMG that was amazing, the best s** ever. She was so young and beautiful . We did oral on each other in the classic 69 position. She wrapped her mouth around my hard c*** and worked me until I came down her throat and I took her to a huge...
I really like to c** inside an unsuspecting girl when I tell her I would pull out. I been doing this since I been 17 and 21 now.
I’m 16 and have this girl 14 that gives me head couple times a week. My gf does not know anything about it.
twas thinkin of an ign and came up w/ the word valerosa, and i dont know what it even meant but apparently i had a friend who understood some spanish words and she said it meant courageous and i was like wtf cuz i have spanish blood running through me...
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Add me on snap for the worst type of nudes @klrhodes0 😈😈😈
I am newly single and was feeling rather naughty last night. I wanted to make someone squirm with s***** appetite and tease him until he wanted me to consume him. I prowled and flirted but none of the men piqued my interest. However, I found a tempting woman. She was...
I was knocked unconscious by another woman. Only she was an elderly woman. Or at least in her late 60’s. I had been so rude and disrespectful to her. I even spit on her. She couldn’t take it anymore so she punched me in the stomach, then snuck around behind...
Is it normal that my bf likes my b**** so much, l mean when were alone like in class he would un button my blouse and play with my n******, mostly sucking it like an infant wanting milk.
Fat girl breast carving, I 100% approve! Making masks out of female skin, I 200% approve! Burning Muslims at 200 degrees Fahrenheit until their meat falls off their bones, I 300% approve! Drinking the blood of transgender women, I 400% approve!
Play World of Tanks for free today, da! -Stalin
I don’t feel attracted to my brother in any way. The thing is, I fucked him… and we’re both guys. I feel like s***.
So I went out shopping to a mall today because I needed some new shoes. Hoped on an escalator and then looked up to see this fantastic girl a few steppes ahead of me, Christ almighty she was gorgeous and wearing a short skirt so that I could see right...
Yesterday I nutted into my gf’s oatmeal. Haven’t told her.
Last Saturday I went out with an attractive young lady that after parting ways I couldn’t stop thinking about her in my sleep. When I couldn’t stop feeling aroused by her in my sleep I resolved to m***********, and even that didn’t cease my thinking on her part. I want...
My name is Nigerzman. I walked in to a n****** apartment last night and said WHERE IS HE? WHERE IS THE N*****!!! And I found him. I ran up to him and said THERE HE IS!! I then tackled him in front of his white girlfriend and started r***** him...
she always act like she dislikes me, today we are alone in the office and keep make weird i eye contacts, she ask me to come help her on her pc and i saw she has pornhub site opened…i knee in front of her without sayin a word
My wife & I played the taboo version of a roleplay game. In it, you are both blindfolded. You are supposed to have s** with each other while thinking of someone else. Of course, don’t tell your spouse. I wont say who, but I guess i***** is fine with me....
Ole papi chulos Corvallus is hosting at the airport tonight, c** gimme that squirt in my hairy BACKSNATCH!!
So i was 7-8 years old and i started having weird s***** thoughts. I didn’t think about them like a s***** thoughts but now when im older its fucked up. I was touching my best friend d*** and this other girl i licked her p****. When i was only 7-8....
I let the 16yo boy who lives next door have s** with me. The delicious way he played with my b*******, the teenage precum dribbles, his nervous energy, it was all so s*** that I came petty much as soon as we started.
I’m not gay, but $20 is $20…
my best friend is a girl, a crazy one, like Izzy from Total Drama or Harley Quinn.. She’s so close to me, she dosen’t mind being naked around me, she’s the only one that knows my tickle spot, same for her, so we have tickle fights sometimes. One...
I want a gay lover.
Girls, what is the weirdest, most fucked up way you masturbated,but it gave you a world’s best o***** ? Just curious
I can’t tell anyone about this but the married receptionist on my office just gave a b****** in the warehouse. She’s not hot at all but a b****** at work is.
I Had s** with my best friends sister .. she seduced me. We were in the movie with her family and after finishing the movie I dropped her at home and asked for water and she seduced me that time.. no one was at home . No one have reached...
I enjoy making taken men fall in love with me. I love it so much that I do it constantly. It’s a game that I absolutely adore to play because it shows how much power I have over them. Some of them even fight for me, others break down, others...
OI VIPS DO SOME STORYTIMES!!
Get your cumrags out and poppers ready!! My backsnatch is Greazed & Sleazed for your brolic c***, I’m gaped real wide for your deep stroke! F*** MY A******! The One and Only CORVALLUS is hosting for the next eight hours at CLUB ORLANDO bathhouse, looking to get Drippy! Make my...
I am well endowed and can s*** my own c***. I give myself a sloppy b******* at least twice a day.
There is this guy, Chuck, married with kids. He sneaks n*** bathroom videos and pics of his wife and I jerkoff to them. She’s skinny and has nice b****. I like to have s** with her in a carnal way, unleashing full thrusting and drool! Thank you my brother from...
I went to Amsterdam for a week. Between the women in the windows in the Red Light District and the brothels, I had s** with about 20 women.
I see no purpose in being on this site anymore. It’s just a bunch of morons now and it’s a waste of time. Some of these posts, I don’t trust. Someone says something and another person thinks it’s dishonest people and I agree. Anyone can say anything and people who...
I’ve been thinking about you SC. 😋
I went camping this weekend with my best friend and her BF and her parents. The secong nigh, I woke up in the middle of the night and my firend’s BF was sliding his hand up my shorts. I didn’t stop him, I just pretended like I was sleeping the...