my wife an I went to visit her mom for the weekend and just after we got there her mom took out a couple bottles of her homemade wine she was bragging about how great it was… we drank a bottle and I complained that I lost a button on...

Carspotter vs Celebspotter: who would win?

Doug Ford spotted mingling at The Raptors parade.

-Celebspotter.

N@ WHERE U @

I was 30. He was 13. He told me to strip naked. I did. He got naked too. I saw his little wee wee. He told me to take the tip and s*** like the b**** I am. I did. He pushed my head as far as I could take...

Kawhi Leonard is a God.

She was 11. She got me into a hot tub. She suduced me. I was scared so I let her do it.

It’s gonna get me off how everyone will never believe this story, but it’s true and it happened yesterday. A girl friend of mine who is 24 years younger came over to my house yesterday. She’s a 10/10, little bon bon I call her, petite, perfect t*** and a**, gorgeous...

Happy Daddies Day! I’m celebrating my keeping my hole greazed & Sleazed for my daddies at club Orlando, a reciprocal give where I give BACKSNATCH and they Fill Me with warm cream JIZZLE JUICE!

Get your POPPERS ready,

Corvallus

only people with bad genetics get heart attack etc they deserve to die their s***** genes should dissapear of the pool imo

I’m Stephanie a Tomboy.

I prefer the company and friendship of other girls.
Boys are a problem. I don’t see why we need them. I think they could all be disposed of. Or at least castrated so they’d make good servants.

I miss my abusive father. He used to beat me to death but at least I had someone in my life.

Eric📲 Eric. So good to see you again.

-Charles Xaviers School for gifted youngsters.

His name is Chef Pooptickler and he tickles his poop, and he’s a chef. Do you want him to cook for you? Thumbs up for yes, down for no.

it would seem the wish i made in my last post has come true! 😀

comments are once again disabled

I came home drunk tonight so my mom helped me to bed. She was just wearing her nightgown when I pulled her on top of me. I was h**** and hard so I pulled off my mom’s nightgown and put her on her back. She was extremely wet and my...

I swear that since the first day that my roommate stepped into my home to stay here while he got himself together has been the most DRAMA-filled I have ever had my life. I’ve lost friends because of him and have grown to resent my own self because THIS guy...

I’m a bi-curious cross-dresser. I joined a s** site today to find a man who’ll have s** with me. Next week I’ll be with a guy and, while I’m lying there in women’s underwear, legs apart, with him thrusting away between my legs, his girlfriend is going to be filming...

Today, whoever holds the latest “Stark tech” rules these lands.

-Tony Stark.

I hunted down a girl I dated in high school. It had been 25 years, but I never stopped thinking about her. I found out that she married in 2007 and has 3 kids. When I was a senior, I tried sooo hard to get into her pants. I wanted...

Ferrari 488 GTB at Gibson Square Condo.

-Carspotter ®.

I put peanut butter all over my balls and I pushe d a lot of it deep in my a****** then I got my dog to lick it off while I jerked off.First he cleaned my balls with his long soft tongue then he began licking my a****** then he...

What do teams want and what are they going to take early on?

-NHL Draft 2019. On Sportsnet.

His 3rd foul, 13th tonight for the team.

-Serge Ibaka.

I’m a freshman in college and I just had sloppy s** with a freshman in high school.

I was lying naked in bed next to my boyfriend after having s**. My dad called so I faced away from my bf to talk to my dad. I was talking about serious s*** when suddenly my boyfriend started f****** me from behind. I got really wet really fast and...

I have a wifi and kids, don’t eat me, eat them!

-Homer Simpsons.

I fucked a girl at my high school graduation party with my grandparents sitting in just the next room.

I’ll spin ya head like the exorcist. 😉

-King Dapz.

I got a job working in the kitchen of a large hotel. I got off at eleven and made friends with one of the security guards who got off at eleven. His name is Sergio. We went to his place, smoked a little had a couple of beers and he...

I’m a 30 year old man and I’m seeing a 13 year old girl and I recently just took her virginity and her tight p**** felt so good around my warm c***. I played with her small t*** and I was gentle but then I started pounding her p**** harder...

I was in Cincinnati on business last week & I ran into an e***** in room down the hall and I ended up paying her for amazing s**. She was a hot redhead, slim, petite, almost no titts. I love flat chested girls. The only bad thing was she was...

S** with my dog is better far better than with a human. He’s a lot smaller, so he’s easier to shaft. -Aspie

Black woman talking to herself with the back of her head shaved bald at Harveys.

-Baldspotter.

Just listen so one night mom went to work and it was just me and my dad at home and I tell him I have this headache and instead of him giving me headache medicine he gives me weed and we smoke together we’re drinking together and we end up...

There have been no comments for three hours. I just tried to write some now and kept getting blocked. WTF???

White Ferrari 488 GTB at Bayview mansions again!

-Carspotter ®.

ATTENTION ALL PEDOPHILES

CHECK THIS OUT (SUPER HOT): jpst.it/1Kj30

I’m a 32 year man and I am extremely attracted to little young teen girls and I actually am kinda in this thing with one and she’s so cute I love her to death. I f*** her on a daily basis and make sure to satisfy her s***** needs as...

I’m 26 and a couple of weeks ago I quit my job after working their for a year and a half due to a better paying opportunity. There was this really s***, fine a** 45 year old woman who was my team lead and we worked around each-other every day....