does anyone wanna send me money I can send BACKSNATCH pics

does anyone wanna send me money i can send feet pics

hey fellas my BACKSNATCH is creamy for ya today, like Butterfinger ice cream. so Greazy, so Sleazy, won’t u come have a piece? meet me at Lake Eola tonight, by the Publix. All my holes are yours for the creaming.

– Corvallus Winslow

i ate cat food

So there is this hobo right? And she’s all harrassin people in the parking lot as they’re trying to run to their cars and she’s like ‘I need food for my kids!’ so my guy and I discussed and we’re like ‘Okay would you like a pizza?’ There was a...

I (F17) went fishing with my uncle and some of his friends. Afterwards, one of them (M32) offered to stay with me while everyone else had stuff to do. When I was taking a shower, he “accidentally” walked in on me. He pinned me against the wall and he used...

That amazing wide smile and expression of pleasure mixed with a little bit of pain she has, whenever I put pegs on her n****** (:

im underage and i just played an omegle game. regret. regret. regret.

Why is it when men see my t*** (they cannot avoid seeing hem) I get the feeling men want me on my back with my legs around them and their c*** buried deep in one smooth move. During s** it is fun sometimes when this happens. There are times when...

Went to a gloryhole last week, the guy on the other side had no teeth, and it was the best b****** I’ve ever had. Afterwards, he kept sucking, even when my nuts were drained and any c** was gone, and I figured f*** it, so I started peeing. I heard...

Male, at a female neighbor’s pool with a couple of her friends, had a couple drinks, we were talking about people who pee in pools. I lost a bet, on purpose, and had to pee on myself. They pulled my bathing suit down and gathered around the lawnchair I was...

another night at my friends,the same sister…
same routine, i go to her room,check if she’ll wake up, strip her down. i was hard and just was like “f*** it” i almost put it in but..i just GLAARE at her n*** body…and just slapped and g**** and kissed and...

How do you masterbate girl?

I need no finger no d****.I would just lay down on my bed,cross my legs and try to feel my c*******,I o***** real good this way.No s**,no maturbate has ever been pleasurable then this one.Try it.

I am a white 37 year old bookkeeper. My secret is that I go out looking for black men to use me. I lie about my name and I expect them to lie about their name. S** is never at my place, if they don’t have a place it can...

so…My friend’s youngr sister is a deep sleeper (not a p***, she’s two yrs younger only) and i took advantage of it a week ago. i spent the night at his house,and in the middle of the night snuck to her room. her sleep is so deep, she won’t wake...

Lemme HEAR ya C** 7869917662 JIM

I’ve reached a point where if a c*** appeared in front of me I’d most likely s*** it, no questions asked ¯_(ツ)_/¯

I crossed the DMZ into North Korea yesterday and met with Kim Jong-un.

I fought my first MMA(mixed martial arts) fight last month. As soon as the bell rang I slapped him in the face and he fell to the ground and started to cry, frantically sobbing and begging me not to hurt him. The referee promptly
stepped in to end the...

I knew this chick she used to blow me in the parking lot of the movie theaters I often think “whoever her husband is now… his wife blew me at one time…. in the parking lot of the movie theater….”

I have a best friend who has a husband and… I have been with her husband before they even got married, and I’m pregnant with his child… she doesn’t even know.

today im teasing my dad like crayzy in my bikini. we are alone. moms at grandmas house and we have a pool.he put on shorts and came outside and i can see his hardon. i keep messing with my bikini crotch and flashing my vag and t***. i came out...

I’m in love with my friend’s husband. She knows I have feelings for him. She even refers to him as our man. He and I f*** in secret every chance we get. Last night we were sexting late at night and he alluded to secret filthy fantasies he has about...

One time I was really mad at someone and while I thought I was texting them, I accidentally texted my dad the words “p**** a**” when I was like 11 and he asked me if I knew what that meant and I lied and said no and that my “friend”...

Anybody down to raid secretsanon (.) com?

It’s been days since I read this story and this part still baffles me. How does a merman even have a d***, like how is it possible anatomically? And just why? Get your mythical facts right sis.

He goes too far, over-eager and clumsy, and has to pull off,...

Being a young mother, married and looking younger than your age gives you many unwanted stares and assumptions you pass through when you are out from your home.

You a b****, we could take over yo hood with a cookie cutter 😂.

-Tnt Sick Thugz.

since I wrote about it yesterday I decided to live my words and slitted my holes out at club Orlando, mmmmmm the seed was tasty & the deep strokes in my guts, ejaculate flooding my backsnatch, it was HEAVEN

– Corvallus

It’s the cold north drillers beware , we gon charge you extra for the repair.

-Suspect Marmel.

Just seen two obese black ladys screaming at a fast food worker for 20 minutes because he got their orders wrong. sickening.

Yall which site should we raid??

I masturbated in class to my crush. I still m********* to his pictures and thoughts of him. I even laminated his picture so I could ejaculate on his face. (I’m bi)

Oh does my confession make you look bad?

Rejected Hostess product #17: LadyCakes – a red velvet snack cake that when eaten by a female, causes immediate and explosive menstruation. Great as a gag gift! Consumption by males shown to be fatal.

Depression is real. Mental illness is real. Assholes that deny this are apart of the problem.

As a child me and my brother used to pull each others moles off and eat them like candy.

-Demon Kane.

Hot young girl who’s young enough to be my daughter keeps coming onto me!! Last time I let her sit on my lap and kiss me but said it needs to stop. Today she sent me a selfie of her sticking her tongue out, tight little top on where I...

In school, I used to be afraid of the retarded kids.

Breed Some Backsnatch my good people!

cream you later,
Corvallus