Is Korvallus Kringle going to make an appearance this holiday season? I heard from Corvallus he’s the only man who’s ever split Santa Claus’ cheeks.

Apparently the fat man has a tight backsnatch and a fluffy white backbush.

More like Glad He Ate Her 2 amirite

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Herbert Hartounian and I are over here on thanksgiving eve swapping stories, blowjobs, and bong rips of tina! Happy Thanksgiving to all the jizzleheads and hole polers out there!

Corvallus Winslow III

So happy this toilet site is back online for 9 minutes. Gabe Athouse!

Mike Hunt hurts

My Girlfriend Goes Naked On My Balcony.

There is camera pointed at my apartment that broadcasts to the web. I’ve had my girlfriend take off her clothes on the balcony. I’ve banged her on the balcony. You can see the movement on the webcam but not the details because the...

Punishment for s***** ‘stealthing’.

WA becomes third state to allow punishment for s***** ‘stealthing’.

Miss Mina Hashemi testified that she thought she was having protected s** with a man but was shocked to find out he had slipped off the condom without her consent. As a result he ejaculated directly...

Israel has the only Child Prison. My Jewish girlfriend gets these videos of the young Palestinian boys and girls being punished for their crimes.

I don’t have any interest in the girls’ punishment but I get so wet watching the coc ks get punished. My p a n t...

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alright if corvallus wants to be a little biatch and avoid the cack where’s Mark Hallisey at I need me some white cheeks and I don’t mean maybe! I’m a cheek slammer!

If you’re a white you’ve got three rules you must follow:

1. Drain my balls
2....

Oh damn corvo breedo is back in the house I’ve been aching for a set of tender white cheeks where you at boy you gonna let me split those damn cheeks proper like from the back and on top! Damn corvallus been awhile since I seen you on here better...

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Corvallus Bronson Winslow III just applied for a job at my telemarketing company. I googled his name after to find all of these stories of his.

He started off the phone interview saying “People tell me I have a magic mouth”, I guess he meant that in more ways...

From my late 40s I began being attracted to my 15 yo adopted son. I began discreetly flashing whenever I was drying off. I soon became aware that he was peeking and was m*********** a lot which turned me on. This went on for mths until one day he entered...

Any hairy backbushes in Miami that need to be orally cleaned?

I’m offering a new service called Oral Backbush Vacuum service to make sure your backbushes are fresh and clean.

I offer cherry, coconut, jungle rain and new backbush smell scents which I apply orally.

Here’s a...

Corvallus Bronson Winslow III you ain’t s***!

Hey y’all A*** Alan here fka Always Open Alana and before that as A*** Aioli Alan. I’ve moved away from Miami and back to San Francisco. Corvallus was exaggerating about how many hairy honchos there are there looking for bodacious BACKSNATCH. Lots of bitchy bottoms and only a few BUGGARONES...

I engaged in a m*********** contest with an old man in the sauna at my health club. I completed sooner and came harder. My prize: $1

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I engaged in a “Rude Off” contest at work, where me and the fellow waiters see who can be rudest to a customer before they ask for a manager

Every now and then when the “cool manager” is the only one working, most of the staff will have a “Rude...

I engaged in a “Rude Off” contest at work, where me and the fellow waiters see who can be rudest to a customer before they ask for a manager

Every now and then when the “cool manager” is the only one working, most of the staff will have a “Rude...

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Is it wrong I want to f*** Lily from Duolingo?

My boyfriend first fucked me when I was 15 and he was 19. He dominated me so hard that I cried and felt physical pain. But I loved it so much. We did every week after that until I got into college. I meet him again in a week. I’m...

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**Zion Williamson dunks**

Announcer: “Now there’s some Zionism even the far left can appreciate!”

Going To School With No P a n t i e s On.
I’ve been walking to school with no p a n t i e s on. I like the excitement of going without them. It makes me wet and I have to go to the girls’ room...

I destroyed an airplane bathroom with a thundershower of s***, its filthy stench unrestrained by the lack of water in the dry toilet. I returned to my seat and watched as another passenger opened the door to use the bathroom. A disgusted look crossed his face. I smiled.

Upon landing...

My wife and I went for massage, as we do somewhat regularly. This time though, our regular pair of therapists were busy with other clients. They would be for a while. We opted to take who was available, then a woman and a man appeared.

I should have known...

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I was invited to a soirée where I knew several people of wildly divergent political views would be in attendance. I prepared by snorting a gram of blow and drinking 7 Michelob Ultras. Upon arrival in conversation with guests, I simply said “what’s the deal with the Israeli-Palestine conflict?”

Within...

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My little brother had behavior problems until mom finally instituted a strict discipline system. Now he is good little boy. When he is disrespectful or breaks the rules then mom tells him he’s going to be punished. She makes him take off all his clothes and fold them neatly on...