Asspussy Alan here (formerly known as A*** Aioli Alan) and I’ve moved to Miami to take on the Broward Backpussy aka Corvallus Bronson Winslow III!

Unlike corvallus I don’t live in the ghetto I live in Miami Beach!

I offer natural lubes, Tina, Gas, Heineken and Grey Goose...

LMFAO This Crazy Guy Tryna Sue The Electricity Company For 13 Million Dollars Because They Put In A Meter That Can Track Usage Remotely.

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“Glenoma Couple Files $13M Lawsuit Against PUD” – Chronicle

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Is Corvallus in da house?

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I’m a professional mountaineer. Healthy Slash Wealthy people pay me to climb mountains and be a part of their crew. At the 8000 meter mark you only have access to 33% oxygen compared to Sea Level. Mt Everest is almost 8900 meters for reference (less than 30% oxygen levels). I’ve...

I pay H o o k e r s with C o u n t e r f e i t Money. Technically the girls like to be called E S C O R T S and you pay for their time rather than directly for action. However for the...

I exchange c0unterfeit-$$$ to h00kers for their service. Technically they like to go by “e*****” and you pay for their time where they will h00k up because they want repeat business.

Won’t go into too much detail but I use a 2 paper method where I use 2 thin pieces...

The b0ts on this site are so lame. Do they really think posting broken |inks that we have to put together is the best way to get traffic going LMFAO. Like pr0n is free my guy- idc about this 69DDD nurse or whatever crazy shiet you be talking about.

They...

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This was awhile back. I was 17 at the time dating this girl who was 14. We been dating for a couple months at this point. We went to this party one night after I just got done doing a bottle run at the local safeway. Was at my bro’s...

I pay h00kers with c0untefeit-$$$ and haven’t got caught. I do the 96 series Benjamins not the current blue ones as they are easier to do and spend the same. Technically the h00kers are “esc0rts” and the premise you pay for their time and anything that happens during that time...

I have a friend who’s homeless because of his fent addiction. His girl is also homeless because of this and they have a kid together. He also started stealing items from stores to keep his addiction going.

He finally got arrested, processed and has court. He also reached out to...

I have a friend who’s homeless because of his fent addiction. His girl is also homeless because of this and they have a kid together. He also started stealing items from stores to keep his addiction going.

He finally got arrested, processed and has court. He also reached out to...

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I was at my grandmas checking up her. She was watching Dancing With The Stars and blurted out, “What would you do if I came out wearing a s*** outfit like she has on?” All I could say was, “Uh uh uh uh…” and she started laughing. Then said “I...

I went on a bus yesterday afternoon from one side of town to the other. I sat at the bottom of the stairs and when we stopped near a school loads of teenage girls got wearing the school uniform of blue tartan skirts and blazers. Nearly all of them went...

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My daughters would love to be there when Julie and Brenda decide to cut it again. They are both interested in the medical field. They’d love to slice, dice, cut and trim your shaft.

I live next door to Brenda Zboray and her older sister Julie. Julie is a Nurse and she convinced my Mother to have me circumcised. Julie arranged it and Julie cut and trimmed my c o c k herself.

She wanted to do a circumcision and I was her first...

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Holly has a hidden camera in her bedroom. Do you think the word p a n t i e s should be censored on this site?

As I write this, I am in my neighbours house while they are on vacation. My neighbours name is Holly and I am laying on her bed, wearing her bra and p******, furiously h****** her pillow. I am videotaping myself, begging Holly to let me smell and taste her perfect...

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I once was so addicted to m@sturbating that I would org@sm so much in a single day that my bits would bleed (a lot) but I’d still be h****

I think that’s why I’m a masochist but idk

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JOHN KERRY’S DAUGHTER SAYS BILLIONS OF HUMANS MUST DIE FOR THE ‘NEW WORLD ORDER’.

Of course she is not one of them. She is one of the self appointed chosen ones. She wants you to die. John Kerry is a JEW. His daughter is a Jew. She’d be happy to...

The IDF is unaccountable so sadomasochistic evil is normal. They do whatever they want. There are many cute young girls to kidnap and gang r*** and many cute little boys to r*** and castrate. That’s why they are in no rush to finish the extermination. Israelis are led by some...

The IDF is engaged in widespread acts of sadomasochistic evil. They’re in no rush to finish the extermination as long as they keep getting “their” land back at a steady pace. Eventually, even TBT will have to admit that the Israelis are led by some truly psychotic motherf*ckers.

Imagine what could have been done with the 13 trillion we’ve spent on the “War on Terror” since 9/11. The vast majority of U.S. problems in the Middle East are because of our retarded support of the psychopathic state known as Israel.

There is only one group of people, that looks at everyone else as sub human. The Jews.

Israel Warns Iran Of Massive Regional War If Attacked.

Tehran has vowed that vengeance is coming soon for the Monday Israeli airstrike on its embassy in Damascus. Most pundits believe this will take the form of ballistic missiles raining down on Israeli cities.

Israeli officials have said that such...

CORVALLUS here got a BODACIOUS BREEDING at Club Aqua last night, lots of lecherous Latinos let loose their liquid inside my sissy suitcase!

My best o r g a s m s are after waiting for Father to come home. My p a n t i e s get wet just thinking about what he’s going to do to me. Mother tells him about my behavior and he calls me into the family...

joe biden’s border invasion is Obliterating medicare and social security.
The Biden illegal Invaders are Costing trillions and trillions $$$$ in taxpayer funds.

Are there to many illegal aliens in the United States?

Yes 22%
No 17%
No comprende 61%

Understand this. The people in positions of power do NOT:

1. Represent you

2. Care about your interests, beliefs, or well-being

3. Protect you.

They want to destroy you and everything you believe. They learned that you will not resist from their Plandemic. Not fighting back has consequences.

Growing number of white women report being punched on NYC streets

h*****://w ww.youtube.co m/watch?v=iD-o2Yh-D88

It’s hilarious how these left wing TV hosts are “shocked” by BLACK men punching white women in the face on the streets of NYC.

Increase in r**** and very violent r**** as well. The illegal invaders...