had s** with a truck driver this morning in his truck and lied to my wife about going in early. he was not alone and when i got in his truck his trainee went into the truck stop while we had s**. a great start to this day.

I enjoyed taking the sweater of a person without permission to avenge the theft done to a friend of mine and also, that person was racist and loved to make fun of others.

i pooped and forgot to flush y’all.

i was embarassed to death when my rm called me out.

I loved it when I took my flatmate’s toothbrush and ran it along the edges of the toilet commode and kept it back where it was. It got him sick in a day or two. He was a condescending physically and verbally aggressive a****** of the first order.

visited a gloryhole in an adult bookstore and not sure the man on the otherside knew he was f****** another man but it was good a*** s**. now off to work i go with a smile

Yesterday , Looked outside and just smh. Woke up to sleet and snow falling. I do chores for our local neighbor before college classes. If there’s anything on top of my list is working outside when it’s snowing. I showed up , back door was open. So I let myself...

I know some people who were mean to me recently. Both of them went through something bad recently and the incident is very coincidentally connected to how they were mean to me. Hahahahahahaha Karma thank you!!!!!

I’m F, 21yo, I love see p*** and have wild experiences… Watch my s*** live cam at shorter.is/l*****

I confess – I recently took photos of my a***! And I’ve searched videos about a*** winking! Check it out. I wondered how my a*** compared to others. There are some that look better than mine, but some worse. Has anyone else wondered about how their a*** looks? I know...

And thank you….

Good luck! I know it s****!

When I was a teenager, I borrowed my mom’s remote control vibrating egg while she was out for a weekend. I jammed it in my a**, and the controller, which was completely innocuous and could’ve gone to any number of things, I gave to the nine year old girl I...

Want the real truth? PRIVACY doesn’t exist.

We are constantly being monitored for research.

Go ahead. Kill me.

This morning I had to get up earlier than usual. Before I turned on the light I pulled the drapes back to see if it had snowed. My bedroom window faces my neighbor’s computer room and I could see the light from the monitor. Started to turn away and I...

I’m cringing because I randomly remembered this one time when I went to a professional event just for the food…right after the entire thing when lunch finally started, I HEAPED my plate up and guess what, on my way to my table I almost bumped into my crush, who looked...

i hide this from everyone i know. i just had s** with another man in a park on a picnic table while other men watched. and it was with a random guy that was watching me m*********. no condom was used and i loved it. i was the only one...

When I was 12 I stole my parents alcohol and got drunk lmaoooo they never found out they thought it was my older brother so it’s chill

I went on a 3 day speed binge and ended up talking to a homeless woman for hours and I gave her my phone number and we’ve kept in touch. She’s awesome and I’m really falling for her, we’ve decided to get a hotel room together for two nights and...

I’m so f****** tired of everyone and everything. My ex-boyfriend cheated on me with my ex-bestfriend of ten years, my child’s father wants nothing to do with my child, the director on my job has it out for me and my supervisor knows and he does nothing about it nor...

let me just say. ever since I bought a dog, I stopped buying toilet paper. this is waaay better

Who’s this n***** Corvallus? I’m that head n***** in charger here Preston Manzy. You better recognize me as #1 big d*** bossman.

You ever f*** a gay waiter or make him s*** your c***? That’s my speciality.

so, yesterday i was walking through a dense forest.
I’m just chilling there and i see a small path.
Curious and adventurous i went to check it out…
There..at the side of the path stood..or..squatted a girl from my class…
N*** for the a** down, peeing....

When I was 13 u skipped school once by staying on the roof of my apartment building and I got bored and decided to w*** and got caught by this 60+ yr lady. Now I’m 20 now and I wonder if she told anyone

i am in an open bi marriage with my wife. we are not swingers and sometimes my wife lets me have s** with other men then come home and tell her about what i did and i tell her almost everything. but today i am letting her. when the woman...

(F) The m*** that lives in the apartment above me is my mistress. <3 Yesterday she ordered me to eat her p**** in front of her friends. Two of them were intrigued and she said that she might let me do the same to them if they want it. They...

Standing in line at the CVS store. Turned around and there was our pizza delivery guy. We both said hello. He asked to waite up and catch up. So I did. He asked where have I’ve been . Told him since my daughter moved out I just needed a smaller...

Few of us went over to friends house to work on his car. During the time his wife was delivering sandwiches and drinks . While wearing a old Catholic school style outfit. White / black checkered dress. White blouse and not wearing a bra. Jim replied seriously ? She replied...

If you don’t want sore hips and knees don’t let a big boar hog mount you.

having a*** s** in a public park while another couple is having s** in the car next to us

So you may or may not believe it 😂 I’m sure it’s happened before with others but I’m sure rare. When I was in high school a boy paid me to fart in his mouth. In HS little money could be a lot lol so I took the deal of...

i have gotten addicted to having s** in risky public places and after i had s** early this morning just after i put my clothes back on a car drove past us and it was an insane rush. i am a married bi male and i have been having fun...

I don’t accept anything from anyone unless I know for sure they really care and I do too.

In other words that only happened once in my life 45 years. Yesterday. Didn’t ask for it but it feels good.

I knew a woman from my past, she acts...

i had s** in a public place this morning and could hear the traffic not far away as i was having a*** s**. now i am going to be thinking of it all day at work and the stress from my job will not bother me as much.

Another night in a cheap hotel last night. Did all the normal things I do.
Slept naked, masterbate in bed and just let it happen all over the sheets, pee’d into one of the glasses. Left a s*** skid mark on the sheet when I got up because my...

When I was younger my dad was still around I went out and I sat next to him on the couch in the den and nobody else was home. I looked at him and I told him Dad I need to tell you something. So he scooted up right next...

There’s a jigabunny jugaboo behind the woodpile watching you so you turn around and shout N***** N***** N***** N***** N***** N***** N***** N***** NNNNNNNNAAAAGGGGGGGGEEEEEERRRRR while shooting it.

TOTALLY TRIZ TUESDAY! DP & Cream my boipussy with your thick JIZZLE JUICE!

HUP AJAX HUP X**

Simply,

Corvallus

My third confession here. I left one 4 days ago and another two days ago. My fiancee’s current working schedule is different than mine, so I have extra time for my fantasies. I love to crossdress (she doesn’t know it yet) and love to be submissive in bed. I dressed...

tonight i sat on my boyfriends windshield when he tried to leave during an argument. learned that from a white girl, worked like a charm. Thanks white girlz! there’s a reason they always get their way.

Years ago, when I used to take pics with 35mm camera and get them developed at local drug store, I used to take a few naked pics at the end of each roll, just for the fun of it. One time, when I went to pick up my photos, the...