I miss those MDMA nights when we used to hang around at my friends house. We were so young, no boundaries or any social constructs. Just infinite Love like the 70s. Shoutout to Green VW’ and red Flüügel!

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My boss giving me my own office made me so happy, I felt I needed to do something in return for my boss. We went into the corner of my new office where we got naked and had oral s**.

Today the boss approached and said, “come with me” ; I popped a xanax thinking I was about to reprimanded or fired and…. instead I got led to a corner office (I was sharing one previously). He looks at me, laughs and says, “this is your office now, keep up...

Me and my girlfriend had tickets for a concert and were really looking forward to going and having a night away but then her 17 year old cousin found out and said she wanted to come as well. She is a real pain but we could not really refuse plus...

i fantasize about another guy entering me and pump.

And then I go to the bathhouse and make it happen, because I AM CORVALLUS and keep my sissyhole GREAZED & SLEAZED for that JIZZLE JUICE! Ain’t nothing like sweet MANCREAM in my C** DUMPSTER!

BREED MY BACKSNATCH!!!

Married men: Stop flirting with us single beautiful women

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Hey there my friends & freaks, it’s your pal CORVALLUS. All of you matter, and Keep Living especially when it’s rough, you have the power to make tomorrow and each day beyond better, even in the most dire of circumstances.

Stay Greazy!

lmao so i took a massive s*** and it was so big that i think i’ve torn my a******* cos now it hurts so bad XD

i could not sleep last night and went to work after work told my wife i got called in but actually went to a local park and had s** with another man while two other men watched.was on a picnic table and i was the only one completly n***. was...

A woman was begging for change outside McDonald’s as I walked home from the pub last winter.
The Pale skinny brunette in dirty clothes, maybe 5 feet tall, 40ish – leapt to her feet, eyes lighting up as I flaked a fiver from a wad of bills. “Hey, thanks!”...

Recently found my mom having s** with another woman (that i know!)?

1st of all this is not a troll question. and is sort of long but please read it all.

my mom is married to a man (stepfather, who conveniently works night shift from 6am-2am) and i always thought...

I love trade n*** pics, check my profile at cya.nz/l*****

I’m addicted to laxatives

How many have you killed?

i call this story “True or bare” (in the context of n*****)
Just so you know,i’m 14,so not a p***.
I was strolling around,when i saw some girls from my school (ages 12,14,14)
I said hi,and they instantly ivited me over,to Abbie’s (let’s call the 12 y.o...

i let my wife watch me with another man saturday that i have been meeting alone for s** the past couple months. not really sure how i feel about it. was actually the first time i have let her see that side of me.

My brother said something really cool. im trying to remember but it was basically like “Dogs are part of the wolf pack, it’s their nature to be social. But cats are solitary, so when a cat is friendly to you, it’s really really special.

Cheers

forgive me father, for i have sinned.i am about to lie with the girl i am not supposed to. hope this won’t ruin our relationship, bc i really appreciate it

I used my friends towel to j******* and c** in her toilet. I was using her bathroom and the towel was hanging, it was moist and wet and it worked perfectly as lubricant. I Stood on the shower ledge cuz I couldn’t reach the towel since I didn’t want to...

You’re so jealous of me

I had s** with this guy who is like 30 years older than me. It was good.

An act of s** with stranger a massage parlor. Thinking of doing again. Secret and guilt sinking in

My father has been gone about a year now. My mother been locking herself up in the house. I finally talked her into going out for a double date. But a blind date for her ! After meeting him , she took me into the kitchen and said I’m old...

C** tastes so nasty, so why do I love it so much

Jim s**** let’s f*** him up. Just Have Tim give you a buzz when you’re ready to have them bring over the duct tape hefty bags and rope

I really wish I felt more guilty than I do about what happened last night. My girlfriend has been traveling a lot for work, and her best friend knows it. Her friend (Violet) has always had a crush on me and regularly steals a glance to make the “I want...

My mom came home early from work yesterday . She caught me having s** with two guys. She asked wanna share ?

I LOVE C**. I’m 23 and have been single and s******* active since I was in high school. I absolutely love getting facials. It feels so good to have a guy squirt his hot c** on my face. It makes me feel so beautiful. I think it’s amazing to feel...

I like to let my buttcrack show, it makes me wet

Naughty Neighbors – confession… I posed naked for a group of women to sketch/draw and take pictures of me! I volunteered, and I did it for free. Here’s my story.

If you’ve read the other confessions of mine, you’ll know I’m male, and I have a couple female neighbors who...

As a straight male, I love f******** myself, and I am currently considering to get toys or vibrators for myself.
I have no idea how to talk to my girlfriend about this, or if I even should tell her.

I recently found a sugar daddy from Seeking Arrangement and our age difference is 22 years. I can’t tell anyone around me because I think they will judge me and my choice, they’ll think it’s prostitution. We haven’t met in person yet but he is taking me on a business...

There’s a woman that wants to be my sugar mama, to an extent, I’m all for. I don’t mind taking someone’s money because they want to spend time with another human being. That’s how I got a lot of fun dinner dates when in college. But they were men and...

OMG, I thought the last “dare” was bad, well, listen up. I confess – I let my neighbors take advantage of me again. This time, we went to mall, found female security guards, asked them if they had ever done a cavity search. They laughed and said they’re not really...

Naughty Neighbors – another episode – I’m male, my neighbors are female, and well, I confess I’ve been letting them take advantage of me. This time, they drove me to clothing store, there were just a couple women/girls working there, we pretended to shop for a while, until the store...

Naughty Neighbors – I did it again! I’m male, I let my female neighbors take advantage of me (again). This time, they took naked pics of me (just of my g******* and a***) and dared me to go to Kinkos/FedEx place , and ask the girls working there if they’d...

You didn’t follow your heart.

Not that he gave you much of a choice, that’s not your fault, at all really.

S****. I know exactly how you feel

The thing about it though is would you rather be born 20 years ago and sacrifice your 70’s and 80’s 90’s experience?...

I want a gift! Please send me pony! A real one with a nice new barn too! Thanks for asking!