My wife invited my best man and his wife over for cake and coffee. My wife went to the bedroom for something when he asked me if he could use bathroom. After over ten minutes I heard a sound from down the hallway; it was my wife’s head hitting the...

People who talk about how great AI is are useless nerds who don’t even understand how technology works.

Preston Manzy the Prestonian in the house! Today I went to McDonalds and jacked off in the bathroom until other diners came in. When they would come in I’d say “you want a taste of this” and point my Alabama black snake at them. All of them said no but...

We just recently gott’n into bed room play toys. We searched online and decided. We purchased from blush. Battery operated v******* looks a d*** , pink in color and about 10 inches long. One night out of the blue the wife thought I was asleep. I heard some noises ....

I like to babysit my friend’s two kids. As soon as the younger one falls asleep, I let the sister stay up late as I put on some p*** and jerk my d*** as she peaks at me and my p***. Then I bust a stupid load near her as...

Found a real kink. Couldn’t believe my date. Told him not to release inside me . I knew he was ready. He pulled out . Slid up and released all my breasts. Rubbed his c** all over on both of them. Then leaned over and licked them clean .

Stay true to the Lord.

Offset playing in the background.

You crazy c***! You’re insane!

Out shopping last night. I seen my x girlfriends mother. We talked for awhile. She said I should stop over and visit . Then slid her hand and felt for my d***. Think I’ll do the invite.

I love getting fucked d********** in front of my nephew. I put on some cartoons and give him some milk and cookies and my boyfriend and I f*** right next to him on the sofa. I get so wet and h**** knowing he’s right there as he is trying to...

My friend (Male) bet me that he could seduce my partner (Male) and I took him up on it because my partner has been faithful to me from the start. So this last week I had to go out of town for work and my friend invited my partner to...

I love when my gf gets so h**** that she s**** my balls real hard bcos she wants the nut juice.

I’m a female and Nurse Practitioner. My thing favorite is circumcising boys. I love it.

I enjoy my work and it pays well. I have a wild, fun day and I make a lot of money. I’ve only been out of college a few years and I have a...

Tell me about your hottest date, Corvallus, my lover Bruce said to me.

It was two years ago, I met this man at a scuba diving class and after class he asked me out for Mexican food. His name was Rodrigo. The restaurant was having all you can eat...

Preston Manzy here to say if you want the Prestonian you gotta do the 3 F’s

Fellate me
F*** me
Fill my belly (I ain’t leaving no tip!)

Kiss my lousy a****** you faggots this BBC is going into your backsnatch TONIGHT!

i am at my gay bf’s house being ate out while his roommate and girlfriend are in the next room watching tv. his door is a bedsheet and i am pretty sure they hear us.

I’m 23yrs male still living at home , I have noticed in very attracted to my sister’s feet. She is 12. Lately I n have been going in her room when she’s sleeping and taking the covers off her feet and smelling/licking them but last night I actually masterbaited and...

Why are crazy women so hot? Etc

Heather likes them real old 💋
Just you me the bf and a box of depends

HYATT ORLANDO AIRPORT Tonite rm 512 c** BREED THIS BACKSNATCH! Greazed & Sleazed for my CRISCO DISCO! fresh poppers, good wax, and a HOT HAIRY HOLE! What more could anyone want?

free parking in garage C, take free shuttle train to atrium and take the hotel elevators. I’m getting...

MY FIRST CFNM EXPERIENCE I (male) went for a walk with a female friend, ended up dropping by her friend’s house in the neighborhood nextdoor to ours. I didn’t know anyone there. There were 3 women there, they had just given her “gag” gifts for her birthday… a d****, some...

People think we should all say so and so and be illiteratte to be accepted, not religious or plain.

F.u.c.u.

Nosy b****
Yes hate me and I will speak nicely snd I am not relaxed here f****** skincrust

I can’t believe some things!
I feel so honoured!
I just let it be and then it happens.

I love to take showers while wearing my mother’s dresses. I also loved to go swimming in her dresses when we had a pool.
One of my favorites was this black hourglass dress with flowers all over it. I would always sneak outside at night in that dress, a...

Last night I cheated on my girlfriend with an ex-girlfriend who I split with after cheating on her with my current girlfriend. I’m scared my ex will tell my girlfriend to f*** our lives up, but then last night my ex was cheating, too – on her now husband, who...

my wife is at work for 6 more hours and i am at my gay bf’s house getting some great oral s**.

My wife is hot very hot. She told me our best man was always hitting on her. I said your crazy. She said I’ll show you. One night with no alcohol for Buddy and I she had three drinks. Buddy checked her out went right after her and had forced...

HOLY FUCKN S***! !!!!!!!!!!!Half-Life: Alyx!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hoping nothing will be said but i let my neighbors daughter who is around 19 or 20 watch me m********* after my shower. i am not about to do anything because she is half my age but my blinds were open and she could see me on the bed from...

Etc. purred like a kitten between the sheets

This experience long ago let me know that I was a hopeless masturbator and pervert. To some of you this is mild. But to a 15 year old, I couldn’t believe I got this h**** doing this. One day I greased my bloated d*** and began moaning as I slowly...

just had s** with my gay bf at a closed down buisness and they never changed the combination to the lock on the gate. we had s** in the back of the building totally dark raining and we fogged up the windows. he just left and i am sitting here...

Corvallus licked my a*** and o-ring for 45 minutes straight. I even farted right in old boys mouth. It was glorious. Come s*** my a****** again anytime Corvallus, was excellent to MEAT you. Next time I ain’t using no condom when I f*** your a** cracker jack.

The Prestonian...

My pal rolled a joint that we decided to smoke n***, just for the hell of it. We were in his college dorm room with the lights low, talking about how we like to f*** our absent girlfriends and how they like to be fucked. S***** tension developed. He shifted...

Corvallus found me on Facebook and we met up. I was excited to meet but this m*********** has the SMALLEST C*** and the BIGGEST A****** I’ve ever encountered. Instead of backsnatch be should call it his BACKCANYON. Loose any n***** lover probably fucked more n****** than Equifax!
The Prestonian

B 📖 N 🔙 S*****

My wife hadn’t been married long when we hired a gigolo. When he came over he was charming and respectful and didn’t force anything with my wife but instead had a whiskey with us and talked and casually brushed against her sometimes and eventually very smoothly laid a hand on...

Big d*** n***** “the Prestonian” Preston Manzy here! I hate leaving tips and love cheating crackers. I once farted in a homeless crackers face who was begging for money. There’s something for you damn tramp!

Another homeless I made him s*** me off for $5. I call myself the Prestonian...

So thats what the taser was for!
Ok but only if Tyler can join us 😉