i called off work yesterday to have s** in an hourly motel room with my wifes boss. she noticed he was not at work he called in sick and finally one fantasy happened when he was talking to his wife on his phone i was giving him oral s** and...

Best mate used to crush on my sis and she was bored in her marriage, so I set them up and both are having a blast.

I troll bidders on ebay. Sometimes I’ll start a biding war on an item I have no intention of actually wanting, I’ll increment bids around a day before the auction ends, place the minimum bid as bait, and if someone rebids within minutes, you know this person wants to win...

Prestonian® back in the motherfucking house!! Met a built young cracker on some so called gay hook-up site and I told him I’m a bottom (lie) and so when i come over he’s behind me massaging me and s*** and right when he pulls his pants off and goes to...

Please don’t kill yourself. Raise your 5 months old baby. Please hang in there. Don’t die.Things will get better.There’s always a light at the end of the tunnel.

i had s** with my wifes boss today in a house he has been working on. went over to help him move some freezers out and walked in on him m***********. he was embarrassed but told him i liked what i seen and pretty much got on my knees and...

TAXATION IS THEFT

Did anyone ever try jamming a cucumber up their a******? I did it while I laid across from a mirror, it blew my freaking mind!

Today my girlfriend farted in my face as a joke and I had a hangover and farted in her face bare assed and I sharted all over her face. I think our relationship is over. Do you think she can forgive me?

sometimes i feel like a male w**** but love it. i am at a local park bottomless and just let a guy that parked beside me f*** me over the hood of his car. gave him a condom and i bent over his hood and felt him go right in....

Preston this is Corvallus, if you’re ever down in Tampa Florida I’d love for you to greaze and sleaze and cream my sissy backsnatch. I love your wild attitude and take charge style. You can jackhammer these white buns as much as you want to, feel free to fart in...

Re: You hear me you, f***** n*****? Ooh boy im gonna make you s*** my meaty n***** c*** you white racist f*****. After I whip your a** I’m gonna pull your pants down and shove my c*** right up your a******! At first you won’t like it but before you...

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I don’t know just like this if you want them back idk how to run a petition or some s*** lol

Prestonian here again and I just want to say that I want to change my ways in 2020, I’m tired of being such a cheapskate and f****** f***** waiters assholes. I want to be a better man and I’m sorry for bothering everyone here with my ludicrous and revolting stories...

Prestonian® and all the other n****** and faggots need to get off this website immediately. I’ve called the police and they’re going to arrest you for being filthy gay n******! Eat s*** you n***** queers!

The Prestonian® has a fat n***** c*** for all you racists to s*** on. After you s*** it you can lick my dirty a******! When you come over bring me some food and don’t expect me to reimburse your racist a** and I especially ain’t giving you no damn tip....

Totally forgot about letting my best friends son spend the night. Some kind of college wrestling event starting tonight. This morning forgot to lock the bathroom door. I’m taking a shower heard the door open . I said hey I’m in here. He tried smoothing the problem out with saying...

For several years now, whenever her parents leave town, my niece comes to stay with me at my place where she sleeps in the guest bedroom. Because we are somewhat closer in age to one another, although still about 11 years apart, the relationship between us has always been a...

I’m 18 and f, i had s** with my boyfriend a few hours ago, time passed and my shaven p**** keeps getting more and more soaked. I went upstairs and laid down on the couch. My dog started to sniff my inner thighs and my p******. I decided to pull...

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Ok here’s what I enjoy doing…
I like to go eat to restaurant dressed really well
Preferable sit in a booth or off to the side
Then order a few appetizers an entree and a few drinks
I eat little of it
What do I...

Lmao. So when I was a kid, I vaguely remember watching some Spider-Man cartoon on like WB in the 90s. I got Disney plus for the mandalorian, but I became sidetracked when I saw the spoderman section. I browsed through the small selection and stumbled upon the aforementioned spidey cartoon....

I need to know what I should do. My friends and I were having a swimming party. There were the three of us (me and my two girlfriends), my brother, and my brother’s friend. The thing is, I’ve had a crush on my brother’s friend for like years now. Anyway,...

I’m a mom who’s 40 yrs old and im pretty b**** for my age, my son is 18 he keeps staring at my b**** and has even touched them while i slept and it turns me on, idk if i should indulge in his actions but he has such a...

I feel unnecessary pressure to get a gf and settle down. I’m 25 and free. And I like it that way. Compromising is just not in my nature. Well not after my childhood where I was literally disregarded on everything and forced to do things I didn’t want to do...

I hate my mother in law. Shes impulsive, bitchy and a drunk. The only good thing thay ever came of her was the sweet smell her dirty p****** made. Well she stayed the night last night and was being such a c***. I went into the guest bedroom to finally...

My he’s mom was staying with us for a few weeks visiting. I had taken my gf to work real early and fell asleep on the couch when I got home. I woke up about 9 Am and was super h****. I must have had a good dream. I heard...

Jesus Christ f*** me that was one hell of a bender. What the f*** happened? My wife is going to kill me but at least there’s a few days until Christmas I can clean myself up before the festivities begin

Ha I saw this girl today and she left the restaurant cause what I did to her long ago. She walked in on me f****** her boyfriend and we got into a fierce fight. I slapped her out then jerked him. Just as he was c****** I pointed his c***...

finally this nightmare is over and done. I will never again show my colors and light. People will ruin you if they see your light. PEOPLE are demons. F i n

I WAS IN MY 8TH GRADE, IT WAS 10 DAYS
MY SCIENCE TEACHER ASKED CLASS TO SUBMIT NOTEBOOKS FOR CORRECTION,
AFTER TWO DAYS, SHE RETURNED IT . BUT I DIDN’T GOT MINE, SO I COMPLAINED TO MY TEACHER CREATED CHAOS ALL OVER THE CLASS BY ACCUSING THEM OF...

while my wife is at work i am being double penatrated by two men i just met off the internet on my bed

Finally my ex understands and Will protect me from you

Everyone hates me…..i wonder why

Leaked!

Just fucked my sister in law while my wife bartends on New Years. I should feel bad about it but I’m keeping it in the family and her p**** was much tighter than her sisters.

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Everytime I give my boyfriend an o*****, he falls back on the bed, gasping and with his legs trembling. i love making him stand up right after he cums and watching his legs quiver and give out beneath him, making him fall on the floor. I love the embarrassment and...

2020 GET THE F*** OUT MY LIFE HACKER Alan

Hell yeah, we’re drinking Coquito tonight!