Prestonian saying hello to my simply fam. I am continuing on my journey to repent my homosexual and racist ways. Today I drove by the rest area and damn did I want to stop and slam some Caucasian man’s asscheeks until I ejaculated inside his a***, but instead I continued...

I’m a guy and I’m at my school and just jacked off watching the guys volleyball team practicing. I found a spot in the observation deck that i can pull out my d*** and j******* and no one knows. i can see all the guys with their shirts off getting...

Seeing him be rude here anonymously and the horrible things he says due to his satanic childhood abuse is beyond heartbreaking. I really fell in love with a schizophrenic troll. It is not funny. He actually stalks me and attacks me for being the one that tried to heal him....

Where are all the regulars? Corvallus? Faggler? Prestonian? Guy who uses mind control to indicate..? This new Karma guy is boring and preachy. Bring back the crazies.

My cat was my very best friend and was the only being I had ever met who really understood me. When my cat died I was devistated. Soon after, I met my now best friend. The only human being that has ever understood me. They have the same name. I...

I’ve started to rip my skin off with nail clippers and eat it. Honestly no clue why I do this. And if any of you are wondering, skin on its own doesn’t really have a taste, if it’s covered in blood it tastes kinda salty though.

Not long ago I was at my friend’s place with my other friend and we were chilling outside at around 1 am. We saw car lights and got scared because it was 1 am in a small street and all the neighbours were home. We got up, started running to...

I LOVE MYSELF. IT’S A LUCKY CHARM TO WEAR☆

White people stalk pro-black Instagram pages just to say blatantly redundant s*** in the comments, knowing they’ll be ruthlessly reprimanded bc public humiliation turns those freaks on. They love being called Neanderthals & told they smell like wet dog. I imagine they have 1 hand on their d***, ready to...

So I saw a grown man doing hypersexuality confessions and it has been recently pointed out to me that I may be as well at 17 so I figured I’d share a few stories here. Not all at once though.
First time: at a party in 7th grade, my...

I am 18 years old guy and I have extreme navel fetish. I had been living with my grandparents since I was a kid as my mom had teenage pregnancy but since last 2 years i am living with my single young mom. Many times I wished she touched my...

Lookup Gelding and Mascunull, you will read all about my dude. He will be catching all the JIZZLE JUICE u can give this sat for CUMUNION

I kissed my best friend and it felt good

who are the people trying to influence negative energy to my love life with opinions that nobody asked them? A relationship is made of 2.

You can get coronavirus through the eyes mucous membrane if it gets inside

I KNOW RIGHT!?!? THATS WHY WE F***** LOVE IT! #goodvibes

IT’S THE F****** INTERNET: LAND OF LIES AND TRASH TALK. WE’RE HAPPILY MARRIED AND ANYONE TALKING S*** DOESN’T EVEN KNOW US

Prestonian back in the motherfucking house! After reading some of these racist comments on my other post i went to my local supermarket and farted in two white stock clerks faces while they was stocking the shelves. It felt great. Seeing they faces when they smelled it was priceless!

Yesterday I went to a Chinese restrant to try my free meal and suckoff combo. Just like always I finished most of the food then got that angry look on my face and said “this food is revolting! I ain’t paying a dime for it!” The waiter said why you...

To my wife . You do have a k**** side and your a real trooper. Thanks for the after the party Birthday party last night . Never thought you would say hey guys whats the rush going home , anyone wanna go for a ride ? With myself and two...

I got set up on a blind date, once. It was October 22 1986. I was told me to meet Tina for drinks at this open bar. I went at 4 in the evening, saw this beautiful woman already sitting and hoped it’s her. I went and introduced myself and...

I met a chatter and we had an affair. We have mutual interests, a lot in common and now his marriage ended awhile back. Now mine is ending. I feel bad for the other people we were with, but we fell for each other before we were married and not...

A man I had s** with said I have a peachy p****. Compliments are always nice but I always want to know why men say things like this to me. It’s annoying I never get a proper answer. They’re, like, too busy feeling me up and telling me they bet...

i could not sleep last night so i hooked up with a truck driver and had s** in his sleeper then seen a light come on in the sleeper of the truck beside us and he seen me having a*** s** and started to m********* and then watched the driver...

So my mom used to take this girl from school and “babysit” her to our house because her parents were at work. BRO.. she looks like f****** kenzie reeves bro it makes me uncomfortable..

(No p***, just for clarification)

I have herpes & HIV AIDS

learning to understand the nutrition facts is a heavy eye opener. Let’s just say the kitchen is empty…

This website is s***. First and Last post

This afternoon I saw someone at Walmart bending down to look at a product and I walked past farted right in his face.

I just beat a gay r***** almost to death last night in self defense and left him in an alleyway. I have no idea why he thought the 6 foot 5 inch 200 pound guy would make a good target but I’m glad it wasn’t someone else. Never drunkenly experimenting...

I once paid a group of girls to dress me up like a girl and laugh at me and taunt me while I masturbated

So, we hugged and kissed today but i don’t know whats wrong with me.I am happy ofcourse but i dnt feel excited and i don’t really know if i am happy.I f****** dn’t know what the f*** is going on.Only if someone could give an explanation.Its a feeling like am...

Do you think a minor could r*** an adult? What about a group of minors or would they all be considered victims?

⚠️WARNING!⚠️ If you have bought any Cow & Gate baby food/products RETURN THEM NOW. It is believed some have been tampered with and that they could damage your baby’s health! If you have recently fed your child any Cow & Gates products take them to the doctors for a check...

it turns my wife on when i have s** with other men. had s** at a gay bathhouse yesterday and came a few times and the best was in the steam room while two other men watched me get fucked. then came home and had more s**. i love being...

I like to m********* to s****** p*** but are disgusted by them in real life.Whats wrong with that picture?

Karma will screw up Corvallus, Prestonian and Faggler©🌈 if he has cheated or been mean to wait staff. The sooner, the softer, the later, the more harsh.

My gay sister in law caught me tongue f****** her dirty p******. Needless to say we both felt awkard but she told me shed tell my wife if I didnt eat her p****. Shes socially awkward and hadnt ever even felt that. So i did and i loved the way...

I’m a guy. Always been straight. last night though I dreamt of a male coworker penetrating me. I woke up from an o*****.

Now I dunno how to feel

Almost no one at my gym showers after a workout. Usually businessmen who are headed back to work do, and I love it. There is one guy I purposely stick around for so I can show him my hard d***. He stares when he thinks I am not looking and...