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rodney and the fuckheads
READ IT BEFORE THE GOVERNMENT DELETES THIS.
Sector Seven’s time had come—and they had done nothing but make the situation worse, all their secret weapons being ineffective against the Decepticons, and having alienated the Autobots. Sector Seven was terminated in an effort to better cover up the existence of the Transformers, but it may have been influenced by their loss of control over the situation. Transformers Sector Seven’s replacement, NEST, worked directly with the Autobots in an effort to better counter the surge of Decepticon activity on Earth.
Before Sector Seven was shut down, however, Simmons copied as much research as he could, including the files relating to Project: Black Knife, which became of interest to the Autobots and their human allies during Sam’s search for the Matrix of Leadership. Revenge of the Fallen
In 2012, Charlotte Mearing explained the role Sector Seven had played in the moon landing to the Autobots, which came as a surprise even to Simmons. They called it Dark of the Moon…
ALIEN TRANSFORMERS ARE REAL! Leo spitz
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My name is Ray Holycross and I like to date average looking women (I’m very handsome) and mooch off of them and take their stuff as payment. They get mad but they don’t realize that’s the price you paid for good d***, ugly b****!
I love this dude “The...
MY NEIGHBOR HATES GAYS AND THEY HATE ME BECAUSE THEY KNOW I AM. IT’S KIND OF SAD TO HAVE THAT FEELING WHEN SOMEONE HATES YOU AND IT MAKES YOU FEEL UNDESERVING BECAUSE YOU’RE GAY. SO EVERYTIME I TAKE A BATH TO GO TO SCHOOL, I BLAST OFF GAY SONGS ON...
you’re just a psychopath that wants to hurt me because you hacked me and you used to be in love with me but you just want to break me. you already did but it’s not enough
You kissed me! You did it first, you wanted me… And I wanted you, so bad, for so long. I love you, I have never feel like this before, your lips against mine, your soft touch over my body, your warm breath so close, my hand carresing your hair. I...
C** get a huff of my BODACIOUS BACKSNATCH at Club Orlando RIGHT NOW I stay GREAZED & SLEAZED for your S**** Stick to pop my BOIPUSSI! Fresh Jungle Juice and Pig Sweat poppers on deck make my taco pop and twerk your twizzler til I get that gush!
F*** ME...
My wife is out getting fucked right now. Can’t wait until she gets home so I can reclaim her 💦
Corvallus is appearing tonight at Lake Underhill Park near the bathroom. I’ll drain your leche lizard, as always hung buck wild street n******, Arabs and Latinos to the front of the line! Cream my throat and backsnatch, greaze and sleaze me, Orlando’s finest purveyor of c*** cream, jizzle sticks and...
I told my wife that I was going out of town, but in reality I was over at your house f****** your wife. She’s a little quite, but she gets into me f****** her tight p****. She hopes you go out of town more often.
I told my wife that I was out of town last weekend, but in reality I was f****** my hot female friend behind her back. I know I should stop f****** my friend, but I enjoy her t***, a**, and fuckable body.
I just farted in the face of some damn cracker gay I met off an app. He was blowing me and I spun around real fast and blasted him right in da face! Blew old boys hair back! Also fucked his white a*** (I ain’t using no damn condom) and...
Who’s your favorite transsexual p*** star?
Mine is Jessy Dubai, she’s is a greedy cumguzzler but also knows to to f*** an a** to make you squirt hands free.
When you have been secretly monitored used and abused for memes, exploitation, content and bullying thanks to cyberbullying and lack of respect from people of all backgrounds for almost a decade and discover that people enjoy hurting me so much none wanted to tell me. Psychopaths. Hacked, ridiculed and disrespected....
Who else loves them some POPPERS? Amyl huffers lemme get a HELL YEAH in the comments!
– Corvallus
Corvallus Winslow here inviting any black reading this to Hanks Bar in Orlando. Don’t like whites? Take it out on my a******. I’ll probably call you a worthless N***** to make you mad so that you really let me have it. No condom required! Sleaze and cream my backsnatch n*****!...
I’m f****** the 16yo boy who lives two houses down. It started pretty innocently with us talking about fish tanks, and now we are f****** about 4 times a week. I absolutely love hearing his little puppy whimpers while he pumps away at my mature p**** <3
Corvallus checking in to see if anyone wants to sleaze my MANCUNT! N****** arabs and Spaniards to the front of the line! Prefer hung with big balls and a devil may care attitude. Slam my cheeks and leave your jizzle in my backsnatch!
Prestonian here AKA Presto Change-o AKA the Alabama Slammer want to talk about some wild experience I had today. I went to the normal rest area and met a married white man. He said he just wanted to do oral, ok s*** my c*** cracker. Once I’m hard I force...
My first time having s** was in the back of a Subway restaurant. I was 17, she was 16, and we met on a teen chat/date app. While I was inside her, this guy opened up the door…and I made eye contact with him. I laugh about it now, but...
Yo it’s that big bad n***** the Prestonian up in the house and in full effect. Prestonian is my name and slamming lily white b********* is my game. Drain my balls fill my belly and don’t ask me for s*** is my motto. All these fags and crackers here can...
(Further to my post 15 hours ago) We are still naked in the apartment , I have just made tea for us and when you start at the small kitchen area you have your back to the window so people on the trains will see my arse. I heard...
Thanks to your way of communicating with me now people attack my personality, art, intelligence, daily life, actions, because they are jealous and want you and the rest of the power to hate me.
people are literally attacking my art and my personality, intelligence, daily life and actions all because of you. Some even try to bring me down because of jealousy. They want you to hate me too.
I’m an idiot because I’m not following the script? I’m an idiot if I let you in my life.
Me and my girlfriend are in London on a city break and our apartment is right next to a railway line. It’s wet and windy so we are just hanging out in the a Apartment watching tv but we both like to be a bit exhibitionist so we have...
Went out with my best friend last night and she was really crushing on this guy with his group of friends. We went with them back to one of their houses and she texted me saying she was gonna hook up with him and asked if I could keep his...
Hey, kids! 🌈Faggler® here. How’s it hangin’, 🌈Fags®?
I actually read someone replied to someone’s post.I’m guessing someone read all the confessions about us wondering why it didn’t work. Thank you person who unlocked the reply button,many thanks and appreciation!🥳🥰
Kisses… I’m a paid actress for the CIA
15 minutes from home I pulled over to s*** into a McDonalds cup. This is after holding it in for 5 hours whilst I was at work. I just couldn’t take it, and now I have mixed feelings of shame and relief.
I like to m********* into a shot glass and drink it. Love the taste of my c**. Now I’m curious to taste another guys. Maybe give a stranger a b****** in a car then just leave.
A solar eclipse at the end of December – the sun forming a protective ring of fire around the moon. An amazing ending to 2019.
A full moon in the beginning of January – known at the Wolf Moon, kick-starting a decade of potent energy.
I adore science. But...
We’ve f****** got the option to reply again b******! Haha👌
i just had s** with my wifes boss in my house while she was at work and he was taking so long to c** i stopped him took the condom off and let him c** inside me. he is not the first one to do that but it was hot....
I am having an affair with my therapist. Very hard emotionally but we are both into it. Not wanting to leave our spouses. Both see room to love more than one person.
Did anyone ever f*** an African American / N*****? How was it? My friend Kelly is thinking about hooking up with one but she’s afraid of diseases and being labeled a “coal burner” or “mudshark”. Any experiences I can share with her?
When I was in Tokyo I paid a beautiful prostitute in a schoolgirl’s uniform to s*** in my mouth.
My Dad is away abroad and I help my Mom in kitchen and all other household chores. Since the age of 18 I am f****** my Mom without her knowledge. I give her Milk with sleeping pills diluted in it before going to bed. When she is in deep sleep...
i called off work yesterday to have s** in an hourly motel room with my wifes boss. she noticed he was not at work he called in sick and finally one fantasy happened when he was talking to his wife on his phone i was giving him oral s** and...
Best mate used to crush on my sis and she was bored in her marriage, so I set them up and both are having a blast.
I troll bidders on ebay. Sometimes I’ll start a biding war on an item I have no intention of actually wanting, I’ll increment bids around a day before the auction ends, place the minimum bid as bait, and if someone rebids within minutes, you know this person wants to win...