If I could show you a picture of my girlfriend just the way I am seeing her now you would go instantly as hard as I am.
She is 24, medium height, brown shoulder length hair, fabulous figure and naked.
She has just got out of bed and...

Prestonian is my name and slamming lily white asscheeks is my game! In honor of my man Corvallus I tried a Mexican tonight at the rest area off the interstate, fool was so greasy my Alabama black snake kept slipping out his azz!

After he was like “ok eets...

spam & rice

Men from Spain are the most misogynistic s*** in the whole f****** planet. DATE ONE if you want to die of physical or mental abuse.

I really need a b*******

I was a bully who became a molester.

A was molested and now he’s a bully

so many hidden haters are currently obsessed with attacking me on any level. I did not expect jealous people to be so threatening to my own life for their own sakes. Stop attacking me, get a life haters. Aren’t you happy enough?????

at Wahlburgers Downtown Orlando, c** say Hi will be going to a play area after with friends for a s*** soiree, It’s a MEAT MEET right now so if u want to drain or be dried out swing by I’m in a Gold UCF hat and a shimmering navy blue...

I’ve been f****** Chinese hookers (in Europe) without using condoms during the coronavirus outbreak.

Licking luscious leche lizards lasciviously like Lyle Lovett, tonight at BAR CODES Orlando! Bombarding b***** backsnatches belligerently at Bar Codes! Come unload your manshake in my hairy manhole, breed me and feed me your holy jism!

Your friendly local j*** extractor,
Corvallus Winslow

And my policy as always:

“Hung...

I am stuck in a time loop how do i get out of it?

Quick vote, who’s more nasty and gay? Prestonian or Corvallus? Vote UP for CORVALLUS, DOWN for PRESTONIAN.

Both can lick my a****** for all I care. I wish they’d get married and leave us here alone.

CORVALLUS is hurr to get stuffed, BAR CODES ORLANDO TONIGHT! my boipussy is GREAZED n SLEAZED, I’m out in the back play area ready to Slurp & get my BODACIOUS BACKSNATCH BRED!

I’m in Grey shorts and a harness with my hamburger meat hanging out, c** HUFF THIS PIG...

I tell my friends that my wife is a s*** and they seduce her and f*** her. I love hearing abour it and I even get independent verification (like what was she wearing, etc.) She doesn’t tell me she fucks my friends. I love the deal

My daughter’s 10th birthday. I love little girls, I think they are incredible,and very s***. I was looking forward to that day for weeks. We have a pool and i couldn’t wait to see a dozen or so 9, 10, 11, 12 year old girls in bathing suits. I planned...

I’m not gay at all but I can’t stop myself when with a femme t*****. They know what to wear and how to do their makeup better than most women. Some of them are real lookers. When banging a t***** i have the most intense orgasms ever. Women aren’t even...

It was my day off yesterday and me and the kids (Abby 6, Julie 9 and Emily 12) were bored after watching frozen yet again. I asked the kids if they wanted to play a board game so we broke out the Ouija board : ) everything was okay until...

Prestonian here, I was at a rest area off I-65 last night looking for some fun. Met two married white truckers both looking for a b******. Yeah sure pull your pants down, flip em like a pancake, hold em down and BAMMMM I’m jackhammering their asscheeks. I don’t usually do...

I m********* to pictures of the hot p**** that gave birth to me.

yesterday i tried to kill my sister with a soup spoon. i liked

He’s a passion killer. I swear i will never o***** the same way after everything.

I’m a girl and I’m pretty sure I’m straight but sometimes, when I change into clothes after a shower and my female roommates are around, I get turned on and I don’t know why. Maybe I’m confusing the fear of exposing more than my naked back with excitement. Or maybe...

I’m 16 and have this 14 girl that gives me head couple times a week and my gf does not know anything about it.

Clark T Hallisey of Miami loves getting his mancunt blown out by shebeef He’s so dusty he sometimes pays Trans hookers with fake bills, & gets them to drop him off home once he is filled with their c**. He also is the c** dump for a b******** truck driver...

Corvallus Winslow your friendly neighborhood MAGA supporter: Make Assholes Greasy Again! The holy jism anoints me every day and my backsnatch is open for only the wildest Spaniards, Afro-Americans, Dune C**** and d** heads. I’ll be at Club Orlando this Saturday 9-2AM and available throughout the week for some quick...

Sugar Fear. Even hidden sugars. My sweet grandfather lost his legs and died thanks to diabetes and it was horrible to witness. Any drink or food with more than 8grams of sugar send my anxiety to the roof. I hope that recipes that use sugar for taste find a healthy...

Buy bird food for wild birds and leave it in their homes. The less trash animals eat the less pathogenic diseases. Animal Rights are also united to Human Rights.

Remember boys if you see a hot girl send a message to her with your d*** girls love d*** pics

Bullying Isn’t Even Real

Transgenderism Is Not Even Real

Person with a putrid foot walked without shoes in the supermarket leaving the most nightmarish smell all over the place. I left with PTSD. Disgusting street rats… if only there was a way to eliminate them since they are rotten corpses. I always disinfect the sole of my shoes with...

I found this website because I met a man named Preston (he goes by The Prestonian or the Alabama Slammer online). The Prestonian was not a very kind lover, his c*** is uncut and average sized but he’s a big cummer.

While he was f****** me he kept talking the...

Corvallus here I’m at a motel 6 in a black neighborhood in Orlando getting my backsnatch greazed and SLEAZED by dozens of blacks. Hung n****** go to the front of the line, spics sand n****** and all kinds of ching chong Chinese after that. I LOVE N******! I wish I...

Holiday with the family, huh? Yeah, holiday with the family who never told you who yo stay with or where to go. The family that didnt offer any help or support five states away to kids still in highschool. Or so i thought.

No. Your just a f****** idiot with...

Alan Crocodile ghosted me and didn’t had the courtesy to message back saying he didn’t wanted me at all. That’s 101 abuse and detrimental and damaging to anyone’s mental health. I could go to therapy after what he did to me. Gross brutal behavior.

if you want to see The Prestonian® he’s in a couple videos with the Big D*** B**** sucking her hairy c*** and getting his a****** tore up

Yo it’s that big d*** n***** the Prestonian® back in the house and in full motherfucking effect. If you’re a cracker reading this your a****** belongs to me and you better buy me a meal and not ask me for s***. I was f****** some honkeys a****** last night and...

That Muttr website is full of s*** people I swear.

SLEAZY SUNDAY everyone! All Day CLUB ORLANDO someone’s BODACIOUS BACKSNATCH is greazed n sleazed for your pleasure, thirsty for all your JIZZLE JUICE! Everybody Get Your BREED on!

I won’t be there but lots of hungry hairy holes are ripe n ready for that Guy Grease! JUNGLE JUICE PIG...