Hey y’all A*** Alan here fka Always Open Alana and before that as A*** Aioli Alan. I’ve moved away from Miami and back to San Francisco. Corvallus was exaggerating about how many hairy honchos there are there looking for bodacious BACKSNATCH. Lots of bitchy bottoms and only a few BUGGARONES...

I engaged in a m*********** contest with an old man in the sauna at my health club. I completed sooner and came harder. My prize: $1

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I engaged in a “Rude Off” contest at work, where me and the fellow waiters see who can be rudest to a customer before they ask for a manager

Every now and then when the “cool manager” is the only one working, most of the staff will have a “Rude...

I engaged in a “Rude Off” contest at work, where me and the fellow waiters see who can be rudest to a customer before they ask for a manager

Every now and then when the “cool manager” is the only one working, most of the staff will have a “Rude...

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Is it wrong I want to f*** Lily from Duolingo?

My boyfriend first fucked me when I was 15 and he was 19. He dominated me so hard that I cried and felt physical pain. But I loved it so much. We did every week after that until I got into college. I meet him again in a week. I’m...

I have crazy neck kink and would love to see other females try it for me. Check out my IG page. Hannah_westonland. DM me if you could be interested.

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**Zion Williamson dunks**

Announcer: “Now there’s some Zionism even the far left can appreciate!”

Going To School With No P a n t i e s On.
I’ve been walking to school with no p a n t i e s on. I like the excitement of going without them. It makes me wet and I have to go to the girls’ room...

I destroyed an airplane bathroom with a thundershower of s***, its filthy stench unrestrained by the lack of water in the dry toilet. I returned to my seat and watched as another passenger opened the door to use the bathroom. A disgusted look crossed his face. I smiled.

Upon landing...

My wife and I went for massage, as we do somewhat regularly. This time though, our regular pair of therapists were busy with other clients. They would be for a while. We opted to take who was available, then a woman and a man appeared.

I should have known...

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I was invited to a soirée where I knew several people of wildly divergent political views would be in attendance. I prepared by snorting a gram of blow and drinking 7 Michelob Ultras. Upon arrival in conversation with guests, I simply said “what’s the deal with the Israeli-Palestine conflict?”

Within...

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My little brother had behavior problems until mom finally instituted a strict discipline system. Now he is good little boy. When he is disrespectful or breaks the rules then mom tells him he’s going to be punished. She makes him take off all his clothes and fold them neatly on...

In the depths of Viridian Forest, where the shadows dance,
I found a creature, a Pokémon, caught in a trance.
With its mushroom hat and eyes so deep,
Parasect, you’re the one that I long to keep.

Oh, Parasect, you’re my shining star,
In your quiet...

I secretly skip my morning meetings at work just to sneak out and grab a meatball grinder from the deli down the street. It’s my guilty pleasure and my productivity killer

I’ve learned to use a hidden smartphone to explore the internet after everyone goes to sleep. Seeing the vastness of the world beyond our community makes me both curious and fearful.

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My a** exploded over the toilet bowl like “Little Boy” over Hiroshima. Then it sprayed forth its filthy payload like an inverse Kuwaiti oil derrick. The bowl filled with a sulphuric stench, my undercarriage acting as a lid unsuccessfully trying to contain its foul stench. Rising to inspect my creation,...

Today I jerked off and sucked my boyfriend’s d*** in the forest. That’s the fourth d*** I’ve masturbated and sucked. He told me he was a virgin (never had s** with a girl). I’m 26 and he’s about 30 years old. I’ve had s** with three guys so far.

As a 49yo i began flashing to my 14yo adopted son. I did this when we were alone and when I was drying off after washing. I felt guilty but when I realized he was discreetly watching me I got aroused. I had a nice body so why not as...

CORVALLUS here ready to feed your eyes with tales of BACKSNATCH BACCHANALIA

Stay tuned and stay greazed

Another Holiday from Hell has come and pass with plenty of Fireworks as all of my family, friends, co-workers, and a few uninvited celebrities showed up for one Hell of a Cookout.

Jim and Jerry would argue over grilling the Hamburgers as they got into a shouting match with Jerry...

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Good to be back, Gabe Athouse

I had barely lowered my pants before the hot stream of piss flowed through my urethra. As the bowl filled with my filthy golden juice, my sphincter vibrated loudly in a blast of flatulence. A foul stench issued forth.

I agree with you Black RN. The over population problem can be easily solved by castrating all the white males.

They should all be emasculated immediately. It would be best if they were de-balled at birth. They can all be transitioned to girls.

If they are not gelded...

I’m the Black RN and I’m eliminating white people, one set of balls at a time.

I’m not the only one. There are other Black nurses who sterilize and castrate white boys every chance they get.

One ball at a time. Ball by ball. One white ball sac at a...

I lost a bet and had to let my friends dog hump me. Another friend took video of it, and now everyone at my school has seen the dogs knot burried in my p****. It’s been about a month since it happened and I still feel utterly humiliated. A bet’s...

Going to have s** with my wife’s grandmother. We’ve been flirting a lot and she’s alluded to the fact she wants to have s** with a younger man, specifically me. Wife’s away for work in a months time and I’m inviting her over to f***, she’s 80 and still a...

I was recently away with work in Hamburg with lots of free time. A productive afternoon’s shopping was concluded with a purchase of a new (suction mounted) toy from the red light district. After heading back to my fancy hotel I slipped into the shower to test ride it.