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I had a t******** with my boyfriend and his ex girlfriend

I had a t******** with my boyfriend and his ex girlfriend

Next up on “my 300 pound life….”

Lately, has your mantra been “Just rub one out and get back to work”?

We live in a time when the pressure to perform is a constant, and often unwelcome, companion. Life seems to fly by, and we’re beset by stress, notifications and due dates, at work and at home....

Well today I found out why my stepsister wanted a German Shepherd dog. They were together in the family room . She was 100 percent enjoying his d*** . Watched him finish and finally pulled out . Her p**** popped when his knot was removed . The look on her...

If you’re a cracker you have three jobs:

– Fill my belly
– S*** my n***** c***
– don’t ask me for s***

Making me leave a tip at a restaurant or not draining my balls is like reinstituting slavery. I brought some white home yesterday and had...

a week typing with a tv controller is uncomfortable!

Went out last night with the girls. Dinner and drinks at Applebee’s. Few new comers visiting with us. There was this Black African American chick checking me out. She even brought a few rounds of drinks for us. We starting talking. And I’m thinking I could make out with her....

Have any of you ever used flesh lights / s** dolls / rubber vaginas etc? And do they feel any better or just as good as the real thing? I’m thinking of making a mold of mine as a gift for my boyfriend for when I’m not in the mood

YOU ARE USING DRUGS NEVER SLEEP AND RUINED MY LIFE!

“HURT PEOPLE HURT PEOPLE”

Dyou when ignorance is bliss

Like you take a chunk of time off from life

And you haven’t a clue what’s going on

And you don’t really want to switch on

Cause you’re recuperating

Yep that’s me alright

Well the three weeks in the next few days

Feeling’...

Waleska Sargenteli has a big d***, baby! She is ready to breed some Backsnatch flooding it with her Brazilian JIZZLE JUICE! taste the c** rainbow!

One two many drinks last night at hubby’s birthday party. There was two guys that haven’t left . Told them to stick around because I had one more gift for him . I was very scared .They watched me undress in the living room . Then I said I’ll be...

Waleska Sargenteli makes the hottest p*** vids, gonna find out how to be her costar. isn’t she one of the hottest pornstars you’ve ever seen?

Right now I’m having a s*** and having a tea.

Unprotected s** makes my c*** yeasty as HELL

#NASHTY

In the 1980s Bernie Sanders rimmed me and Joe Biden taped it on one of those huge VHS camcorders. It felt good.

Just saw the new Pet Sematary for the first time today. That scene where the little girl, completely blank faced, rams the knife into her mother’s spine, SLOWLY twists it– then giggles happily to herself when she drops to the floor, alive and suffering with nothimg she can do about...

Mom told me to stay home. She wants to do the shopping so I don’t catch the virus. I couldn’t help but laugh. She is so mom.

CORONAVIRUS KILLING EVERYTHING, WE ARE DOWNHILL!

If you werent a racist we would have every guy in this place huffing our grundles and worshipping the holy jism

– CORVALLUS

Corvallus in the hizzy to let you know about the next bugchaser event in Orlando at Steamworks, CUMUNION, I’ll be a c** pig in a sling huffing poppers and waiting for your hot poz loads in my BACKSNATCH. I’m not looking for undetectable, I want some m*********** that looks like...

Went out last night to dinner with my son and a few of his friends. During dinner I noticed one of his friends were checking me out. On the way home I sat next to him in the back seat. I leaned over and whispered in his ear My turn...

Im sitting at my desk at work w my pants round my ankles. Pulled my c*** out of my cute cotton p****** and im stroking to p*** on my phone.

In high school I started jacking off daily. I discovered my older sister’s dirty p****** and socks got me extra hard and nutting like a bull. I was careful not to get caught, but she found some of her p****** in my room, and knew what was going on.

My 17 year old daughter came home drunk again. I told her to go sleep it off and we would discuss punishment in the morning. After a few hours went by, I got up and found her passed out on the couch bent over a few pillows. Her a** sticking...

Prestonian here, I went to bed with that white I’ve been seeing. He forgave me for flatulating in his damn face after s** yesterday. I woke up 30 minutes ago to his asscheeks and a****** opening and then closing in my face, letting out a very loud emission. I don’t...

Did Will Smith kill Tupac?

My husband’s kink is reclaiming me after I’ve been with other men.

Has anyone ever tried milking their prostate? Does it feel good?

🌈Faggler patrolling SC today and I am seeing a lot of queer and n*****-queer activity lately. I’m talking about you Corvallus and Prestonian.

I have contacted the F** Police and reported a level 3 emergency. If you see any fagtivity or blacktivity please report it to the authorities. Together...

“nobody knows what’s best for you better than you do” life advice

Been seeing this damn white for a few weeks, things were getting serious. Last night after we made love I flatulated in his face (my signature move) and he got mad and left. He said “Prestonian that’s childish and disgusting, you don’t respect me”. I begged him to stay but...

I am a Sabrina Suzuki stan. tell me she doesn’t make your cream your jeans in her videos

had an early start for work this morning and was not sure but i sent my wifes boss an email to see if he was awake and he was then met me at a public place at 1am to have s** in his suv. it was a store parking lot...

Corvallus B Winslow checking in, I got a train ran on my a** today by a group of African Americans I met while playing basketball at the park after they remarked on my bubble b***. Damn those n****** can f***! I’m cuckoo for cocoa c****! No condoms and they were...

Prestonian here some damn racist wrote something pretending to be me saying I was in love with a white. You know damn well I wouldn’t ever love a damn white! It was probably written by that cretin c*** Craver Corvallus, he don’t like that I’m black and don’t like leaving...

i am a girl and i got really really drunk in a private party place with 3 guys and 1 other girl and we were playing table football and i apparently started joking about if someone loses a match the would have to take their shirt off(me being the only...