After multiple years of self-pleasure when seeing my mother in various phases of undress, I made a move – the day after I turned age 18 – to approach her as she was getting dresse, and we d for a luncheon.
It was in the main bathroom. I entered as she put on make up. From breathing down the back of her neck, to pressing my groin against her generous a** – step by step – we ended up in her bedroom.
She accepted my every move – for 4 years.
mexicano gurl with a snake and turtle 🐢 forearm tattoo in Banff alberta. –
tattoospotter
Went through a Wendy’s drive thru completely naked because the girl who was working the drive through was very hot my plus I lost a bet.
serenity now…. insanity later 🤫
LLÒYD BRAUN
Cream Gene cummin atcha from the creek behind the trailer park, where all the hobos and dirty bums sleep. I saw Cucumber C*** Craig down there with his red tent, announced my arrival and poked my head in with a bottle of booze.
“Hey Triple C I’ll trade you...
CORVALLUS is dead y’all, it’s been fun entertaining you and putting BACKSNATCH into your lexicon.
Stay sleazy!
– CORVALLUS
Corvallus is a wicked ratsoup eating, cumguzzling cracker a** Jew! Spreading my name around here writing all kinds of racist nonsense and chicanery, this dogfaced biavian sperm felcher has gotten on my last damn nerve! Corvallus can lick my bootyhole while I diarrhea all over his face for all I...
Growing up, I was very close to my extended family. But after high school I drifted massively apart from them. They why is not important here. What’s important to know is that, almost all of them have kids now. They all have at least two. I’m the odd man out...
Corvallus you better respond to me you ratsoup eating c** guzzler! This is the damn Prestonian and I am tired of your garbage! You keep saying racist things about me but you won’t admit it, you probably invinted the damn cotten gin!
i was not needed at work today so i am at my neighbors house having s**. i have been taking care of her lawn housework and shopping for the past few years since her husband passed away a few years ago. not sure if it is the scare in the...
SLEAZE my sissyhole Cram my cumcubbie jizzle my jampony gush my grundlegooch blah blah blah
Corvallus where you at? This is the Prestonian and I’m calling you out you ratsoup eating testicle tongue tickling a****** admirer!
Don’t you ever try to step to me, Presto Change-o, the Prestonian the motherfucking Alabama Slammer! Talking all this racist mess about me on here, I’ll be at...
List of Disadvantages of Recycling
1. More pollution and energy consumption. It’s contradicting, but the reality is that recycling tons of garbage will require waste to be transported, sorted, cleaned and processed in separate factories, all of which need energy and may result in by-products that can pollute air,...
The cure to the Coronavirus is sucking my c*** or a******.
-The Prestonian
She brings out the w**** in me
Is it just me or is this site full of whiggers, n******, wetbacks, genderfluid a** fuckers, white trash, teenage losers, n***** lovers, a****** eaters, bean flickers, poop shoot pirates, hairy pussied fatties, pencil dicks and real estate agents.
Yo dis be Corvallus you might wonder why I’m talking with this slang now it’s because I’m dating an African American man. He dont got a job (he’s a rapper) and he say he’s gonna take care of me when his album drops. “My s*** gonna hit platinum!” He says....
I finished and beat final fantasy 7 today. The ps1 version. Sephiroth was surprisingly easy and I defeated him with little effort.
Adam was beaten by his violent mom again. She knows about his weakness and tortures him there. He begs for mercy but on the other hand craves for her torture and following tending.
In late even when he came home his mother ordered him sternly to take off his shirt....
Corvallus here: I’ve always loved tgals. They are second best after the real thing, my fav is always a full natural muff. But my favorite jizzle cums out of the SHEBEEF tap, it’s just less prevalent and available that manmeat.
I never stop huffing poppers and stroking my sizzleshooter,...
I love you and I miss you. I’m so happy we can keep communicating here
And which STDs are those…?
Corvallus your posts used to be more weird and nasty. Now it’s just all about trannies.
It’s like you’re trying to walk back your love for mancock by pretending to be straight but you enjoy the occasional t*****. I miss the dirty popper huffing CumUnion cumpig Corvallus.
–Robert...
In 100 years it will be 2120.
Make sure that from 2020+ we SAVE the Earth and the human consciousness towards Good.
I am the S**** Splinter, the MASTER of Manjuice, the connoisseur of C**, the Lord of LECHE, the junkie of JIZZLE, FEED ME, for I Am CORVALLUS
Someone made me believe my ex-boyfriend was my dad.
You’re gonna f****** pay.
Cream Gene coming at you straight from the bumcamp where I just serviced 4 tramps and sucked down their salty hobo shakes! During this epidemic I’m doing my best to help the homeless!
Spew your homeless hog horchata in my hungry hind honeyhole!
Funny when you realize that you’re the favorite daily interest of your “grownup” bullies. Go away permanently. I love being ALONE.
Prestonian here and I been gone for a few weeks so any damn racist s*** you seen here written bout me is a damn lie! This website is a veritable p************, and run by lizard biavian cracker cheese d*** big nose jew lovers! That Corvallus cocksucker is trying to ruin...
I hope you find the one for you 🙂
I had s** with a much older married man tonight. And I not only enjoyed the s** but especially the fact that he betrayed his wife with me got me super wet.
LA Fitness is open 8-8 on weekends pal, and I don’t live near there I live in Hunters Creek. But I don’t go to those either. I like a nice clean spa.
Corvallus backing my backsnatch into simplyconfess BEEP BEEP BEEP form a line and drop your drawers, c**** and balls out，n****** go straight to the front of the line! Ching Chong Chinese to the back of the line with your small dicks and viruses!
My backsnatch is not as tight...
Plastic in the oceans and on top of everything the brown ocean will drown the earth making it fungi moss green. Salt has plastic… out plastic packagings leave traces of mutating and organ killing plastic…. plastic plastic plastic will END EARTH.
I got a pen mark I got a pen mark Anybody have some white anybody have some white anybody have some white stuff white stuff anybody have some white stuff
– Trumpito, “That Rona”
It had been a long time coming, testing the waters, trying to imagine what the other person is thinking. Even so, you still never really expect anything to happen. Last night I kissed my mom, but longer than a mother and son should kiss. Our mouths opened and our tongues...
Corvallus here and today is N***** Suckoff Saturday down at Club Orlando! Tyrone Washington, come on down! You’re the next contestant on SUCKOFF SATURDAY at Club Orlando behind Walgreens.
(My backsnatch is out of commission due to a rough encounter with Domingo and his Cuban missile last night!)
Is it me or has Simply Confess been hacked or something?
You ghosted me while simultaneously hacking me and talking PRIVATE stuff AND lies about me!! WOULD YOU LIKE THAT DONE TO YOU???
You messed with the wrong person. You took advantage of my love and kindness. You ruined me and ghosted me. I’m done. I’m not letting you in my life again. You really will regret smearing my entire reputation. You hate women. You’re out of your mind ghostwriter of lies.
You’re a liar and you think not admitting it makes you innocent. You and your lies… get the f*** out of my life. You have done enough!
This person smeared my name to groups of people.
