I wanna fart on a racist crackers face.

I want to fart in a black persons face

If you’re a black you are apart of a race that commits 56% of the violent crimes, for that reason you owe it to every white to s*** their dicks or eat their assholes out. S*** me you lousy criminal n******!

The Jeffersonian®

A black robbed me once, in exhange I want the Prestonian to toss my salad

The Prestonian would like to tell all you whites that because of that brother in Minneapolis who got killed by the white cop you all owe us blacks blowjobs. If you don’t want to give us blowjobs well then bend over cracker!

The Manzoneer

First thing is I am not cutting my hair. I’m not changing the way I dress. I refuse to wear a suit. I am gay. I’ve had two boyfriends most of my life. I currently got legally married, thank god. It’s finally legal in America. I’ve had some k**** s**....

I hid inside of a portapotty tank wearing a plastic suit and watched construction workers buttholes sputtering and belching out s*** all day. It was terrific.

What could I have done? Yes I am a 18 year old boy with a deep navel fetish and i want my mom to touch me inside my navel. I am afraid of her but I love her very much. She doesnt like me and often punishes me by trying...

I want all racists, queers and n****** off this site by 10PM EST or I’m shutting it down PERMANENTLY.

—– SimplyConfess Admin

Some schizophrenic sadistic evil ugly s*** chinese abuse animals and don’t listen to the world when we tell them to stop and drop dead and now we have to bear casualties and stay home? LMFAO I vote for dicing the chinese up as they cry and then proceed with other...

I was just at a restrant and I walked past a table of whites, I bent over to tie my shoe and farted right on their table. The fart was about 15 seconds in duration and 9/10 on the smellometer with a sweet burnt pork mixed with rotten eggs nose....

Cream Gene c****** at you from the tent behind the Publix. Just finished extracting the cream out of the huevos of a few migrant desperados, Alfonso and Julioberto, who were down on their luck camped out. I told them that I was here to help lighten their loads and after...

Corvallus in da mfing house my nizzles with those black jizzlesticks. My friends say ever since I hooked up with da Prestonian I be acting and talking black like Napoleon Dynamites brother but dat s*** ain’t Tru.

I always loved hip hop like Will Smith and other clean positive...

During a lull at the banquet I ran up on stage, grabbed the microphone, held it to my a** and unloaded a trumpet blast of flatulence. Everybody looked shocked, except for one or two people who laughed. I was then escorted out by management.

Find your happy zen, most people here confess being insecure about what other people think far too often, love yourself and allow people to see your shine no matter what the masses say or think. Free yourself and become a God, ruler of your merkaba. Stay happy♧ -Laura Torres♡

Emotional Mechanics by Laura Torres
Personal changes start with oneself: one way is to control the emotional mechanics in the body affected by the mind. Find your Zen♡

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL FRESH DAY IN HEAVEN IN THIS FRESH PLANET, BREATHE THAT HIGH AND EXHALE THE EXCITEMENT FOR ENERGY! – Laura♡

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL FRESH DAY IN HEAVEN IN THIS FRESH PLANET, BREATHE THAT HIGH AND EXHALE THE EXCITEMENT FOR ENERGY! – L♡

Goodnight, love you.

My boyfriend Beauregard and I were fooling around. I laid on a table naked, raised my legs and put my feet against the wall. Beauregard mixed a batch of concrete, placed a funnel in my a*** and poured in the mixture.

Everything was fine at first but about an...

I am 20 and have been having a s***** relationship with one of my mom’s friends who is in her early 40’s. I have never really paid that much attention to older women, but she came on to me, and I took her on. She is great in bed. She...

Some cracker was on his knees stocking the shelves at my local supermarket, I walked by and asked him where the damn pork n beans are, he turned around and pointed and I farted right in his damn racist face. Happy memorial day cracker!

The Prestonian®

Sunday morning I had another s***** fantasy about one of my dates, and as a result I gave into m*********** in the bathroom to help relieve myself from any s***** tension. After much thought, I had come to the conclusion that I can not live like this any longer; m***********...

At school me and my friend was talking about the stuff we like, then this boy I knew (he is a little bit younger then me)
Came up to me and saw d “will you go out with me?” I said no. His friend said to me later that...

I masturbated and twerked when I saw pictures of Justin Bieber.

I once walked in on a daisy chain (c*** to a** to a** to c***) with Justin Bieber, Corvallus, The Prestonian & KAM. JB had the biggest c*** out of the group.

Robert Hamburger 🍔

Corvallus cummin’ at you from central Florida, my gooch is greazed and sleazed for your pleasure. I’ve got fresh Pig Sweat poppers and my BACKSNATCH is bodacious and boiling with bootyjuice.

Drop your jizzlestick in my mancunt ahora! I wear nothing except a gunslingers belt equipped with self-service supplies...

In which case NUKE ALL THOSE CHINESE DISEASED WASTES TO ANNIHILATION AND NUKE CHINA TOO!!!!! REMOVE ALL THOSE YELLOW TERRORIST CHINESE FROM THE ENTIRE WORLD!!!! CHINESE SHITS GO KILL YOURSELVES!!!!!
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For many years I was seeing escorts and massage parlors. I finally stopped after my wallet and my social skills took a dive.

I have been about 5 years free, but I do think about some of my experiences and wish I could relive it. I lurk on those...

i Don’t know anything about him stop watching me and saying that we are friends or livers when i have NEVER MET HIM

I’m freshly retired, widowed for a while, but I have a steady girlfriend. She’s a little bit prudish and always hides her nakedness from me. To “hide her wrinkles” she says. I never get to eat p****, which I love to do!. Anyway, we live in small community of people...

You want to gather and kill the chinese? You underestimating me now?! Sit and enjoy the corpses of those chinese ugly blind midgets dropping dead by the seconds. You can kill whatever I missed of those chinese turds. :>>

-Corona Virus

Nuke those f****** bateating dogeating cateating communist Chinese asap. Those f****** yellow s*** chinese …

Im out there pretty much every day you know?

That grocery stroe we used to see each other at every now and again. I drive by your old street. I never knew or actually saw your house, I would’ve been to scared to get caught. I drive by Tasse, my...

i did it i let my wifes boss c** in me and i enjoyed it. she does not know and hopefully never will.

i am a married man and have been flirting with my wifes married boss for a few weeks. she is at work and he is in bed with me giving me a*** s**.going to let him c** in me

TAXATION IS THEFT

Yo the damn Prestonian is back, what’s all this garbage Corvallus be writing, hell yeah I fucked his a** without a condom, hell yeah that s*** felt good, hell no he ain’t my boyfriend cause I ain’t gay. That mfer is one of da gayest I ever met. While im...

Corvallus here missing my main n**** da Prestonian and the way his black b**** bopped my bodacious backsnatch!

However I didn’t like when he farted in my face, it was so smelly. I brought him a bag of big bufords from Rally’s and he held and ate two of...

This lockdown has been the most amazing 8 weeks of my life. My name is Rachel and I am a professional house sitter. People with ro much money pay me to stay in their houses while they go away on expensive holidays.
When it started I was doing a...