why? get pumped, plenty reasons to be happy to be alive

I got double teamed by the Prestonian and Corvallus. They beat my backsnatch up something fierce. Afterwards they both flatulated in my face in unison and then high fived each other. The Faggler🌈 was filming it all.

I buttfucked Corvallus at a rest area outside of Ocala. He spoke with a flair that was like a carnival barker. “Step right up and take the plunge into the human pleasure machine, Corvallus the Cockinator!” He screamed.

“Pick a lube, any lube!” He cried as he handed me...

I facefucked Corvallus at the Orlando airport. Afterwards he sucked my limp dong while I sat on the toilet and unloaded 3 days of beer shits. Everytime my a****** belched out more mud he would exclaim “muy sucio!” And sniff deeply. I was just a married Dad looking to get...

I’m a naughty girl, watch my s*** camshow at site cam.web.ve/lola

#BringBackCorvallusAirportSuckoff #GreazedNSleazed #DisneyMagicalExpressInMyMouth

this website is full of hackers, catfish, trolls, cyberbullies, and liars spreading lies online. Don’t use it.

this website is full of hackers, catfish, trolls, cyberbullies, and liars spreading lies online. Don’t use it.

CFNM – I did it! I made it seem like an accident, but it was on purpose.
A neighbor invited me to go boating or actually “tubing” where they pull you on a raft-like thing with handles. There were 4 women and me (male). Two girls stayed in boat....

I didn’t leave the house for over 10 years.

Fantastic article on Quora called “Why is my ex-narcissist’s new girlfriend stalking me? She keeps checking my Instagram.”

What a magnificant answer from that one guy. Brilliant.

I like to lick women’s buttholes. 😛

Nobody cares about getting exposed or cancel culture. Everyone has a life 😉

Prestonian I wouldn’t sit on your black snake for a hundred thousand dollars. I’ve bottomed for many blacks, like Domingo from Dominican republic with his fragrant wiry black bush or Lucretius from the block with his bout it attitude and thick chocolate c***. Yeah I’ve bottomed for lots of blacks...

The Prestonian is my name and slamming lily white b********* is my game. Corvallus once got down on all fours and took the Alabama black snake of the Prestonian deep and hard. Afterwards I tried to take him to a dinner and treat him with respect but instead he beseeched...

I’m a naughty girl, my webcam is on at site cam.co.ve/lola

Hello this is the real Prestonian and someone is impersonating me, I don’t do those terrible things anymore and I love all races equally now. It’s probably that Robert Hamburger or John Gulbunni. Happy 4th SC fam!

Beware of catfish pretending to defend the catfish (himself)

the person acting like a beggar is a catfish troll pretending to be romantic while in reality they are a fart. Don’t use this catfish gaslighting website.

Yo the Prestonian is back in the house in full motherfucking effect. I been drinking malt liquor and thinking about farting in white faces and slamming white cheeks again. I just feel like I should be doing my part to end racism, one white a****** or mouth at a time....

Last night I got so drunk I took a s*** in the veggie drawer of my refrigerator.

You’re such a perfect blend of southern charm and violence. Lol

I miss you psycho. Thx for the Skype s** yesterday . Let’s do if again sometime

I was in 9th grade when i met this girl im not gonna say her name, me and her are hispanic, she was thick-chubby but not too chubby just the perfect amount and i was just a skinny stick at the time. She had some really and i mean really...

federal jail soon for catfishing online

catfishing alert

Happy Independence Day, time to free your c** for c** container Corvallus! I need 10 good men to fill my capricious c*** creamer with their luscious leche loads! Pummel my petite prostate p**** for George Washington!

African Americans weren’t free in 1776 but they’re free to jizzle jampony jubilantly!...

Guy’s coming apart at the seams but I don’t feel bad for him honestly. Look how strong he is physically and mentally I wish I could peel off his f****** skin and wear it. There’s a strong feeling in my guts probably.. he’d be baggy on me though. Plus his...

Be grateful for civilization and diplomacy.

Babe.

Double d**** a*** with a pool noodle? Requiem for a dream only more colourful. These chicks are wild.

Finally justice is on my side hacker, and you will go to jail for building yourself a case online after many years of psychological damage i had to endure online with your pathetic “secret” websites you used to make be this online joke. Perhaps the damage is done, but many...

Warning: Gaslighting website. Avoid trusting personal information, names, details here.

just saw a hipster looking white guy with red hair throwing trash out of the mail van to the streets. OH the irony when he looks so earth friendly. NO MORE PLASTIC OUTSIDE THE TRASH BIN. I had to scream at him to not throw trash!!! GET A CONSCIOUSNESS

Gaslighting website. Don’t use this site.

OMFG I LITERALLY JUST CHASED A MF GROUNDHOG THROUGH MY YARD, WHILE CUSSING AND YELLING AT IT. THAT IS THE MOST REDNECK THING I’VE EVER DONE.

CHINESE INCEL F***** OLD P*** SCHIZO LOSER RETARD CRIER SHOULD S*** BIG JUICY CANADIAN C_CKS JUST LIKE HE EATS HIS DAD’S C** ALL DAY AND KILL HIMSELF.CHINESE INCEL F***** OLD P*** SCHIZO LOSER RETARD CRIER SHOULD S*** C_CKS AND KILL HIMSELF.CHINESE INCEL F***** OLD P*** SCHIZO LOSER RETARD CRIER SHOULD...

noticed there is another A post, that one wasn’t me Alan. If you see this, it’s my last post here.

Alan Waller, because you ghosted my emails i decided to delete that email. Hope you never again take someone’s time again. See you never, have a nice life. – Laura

I was up a few hours later than usual last night had my ear up to my bedroom wall I was listening to my Neighbor Lady getting Fucked really hard and well Her moaning and squealing was the ultimate turn on! I wanted to Houn them so Badly!

D!ck Chopper: I chop d!cks nonstop. I offer my services to people for free and due to common requests the chopped d!cks could be shoved deep down the throat of the lump of flesh they were attached to and the chopped balls shoved into the eye sockets of that lump...