For the last year when I say goodbye to my mother in law I sneak my hand up to one of her breasts and give it a firm squeeze. Recently I have changed it up by putting my hand between her thighs and slowly working my way up. We have...

SOMEONE RICH AND POWERFUL PLEASE DELETE THIS WEBSITE

so in 2018 I crushed on this dude and he rejected me, started dating another man, and was kind of a d*** to me after the fact. Well, a year ago we squashed our beef and I thought things were cool. This dude just hit me up to hang out,...

Looking for my Daddypuss, I wanna be your hairy backsnatch boi. I aim to cream! Miami only, U host, be hairy so I feel your bush tickle my a** whiskers!

– CORVALLUS

Corvallus here, sorry I’ve been busy lately. I met a super hung cuban fellow named Mariano who I call “The Cuban Missile Crisis” and I’m thinking I might leave my lady for him. I’m gonna be wearing a diaper for the next week after how he wore out my backsnatch....

doin your mom

About 15 years ago I went to a fancy dress party on a Sunday night with my then BF dressed as Agnetha from Abba (the blonde one). I was wearing a very short skirt, blonde wig and sparkle make up.

My BF got really drunk and started to act...

This spring I will travel to predominantly African American areas and set up a sling in the middle of the road with a sign that says FREE WHITE A**, BLACK C**** MATTER! and gladly take the c**** and loads of any African Americans who happen to come by. How will...

i got caught by a jogger yesterday morning having s** with my married black boyfriend and found out this morning no charges its common in the area for people to have s** in the area we were at but all the officer told me is find somewhere else. thank god...

I agree that it is best when it is warm, many times on our long car journey our liquid intake would be solely and directly from each other. It’s so normal for us to the extent that we have to remind ourselves that we cannot run to each other when...

My partner and I would pee in a cup in the office and hide it somewhere for each other to find and drink. We once both peed into the same cup and shared the drink.

big whin lotti here.

Trying to get this Toxic human website deleted.

My older sister sometimes sleeps with the door open on accident, and this one time it was late at night when I peeked into her room on accident. A bit of her a** was exposed to the doorway. I slowly snuck in and lifted up her clothes a bit, and...

All the damn white racists here can lick my a***, I’m gonna wild out on those lily white cheeks. As a white your job is to pleasure me, the superior black man. Last month some racist said he wanted his wife to watch me dominate him, he started crying and...

I was the one who burned that caravan to the ground. For no reason. Because life had let me down and was never giving me a chance I guess. And I couldn’t care less about it either.

I like watching movies on mute an trying to figure out what the hell is going on

My RANDY ROOSTER is open for play NOW! LaQuinta Airport West room 311 I am GREAZED n SLEAZED for your Jumbo Jizzlestick! CORVALLUS here sucking & f****** NOW fresh Miamis own artisanal poppers PAPIFRESCO on decky for that cherry popping pleasure! I AM LOCO FOR LECHE! CERTIFIABLE FOR CREMA! C**...

After the 2008 franchise convention in Orlando, Corvallus got spitroasted by Papa John Schnatter and Wendy’s founder Dave Thomas. Dave Thomas said Corvallus’ backpussy was “old fayshioned” and reminded him of his chili and square burgers. Not to be outdone, Papa John said he would name a pizza after Corvallus...

my wife is at work and i decided to go to a secluded parking spot near a bike trail early this morning and give my black married bf another b******* in his car and this is why i have been enjoying the s**. i gave him oral s** swallowed and...

i have been seeing a married black guy i met off twitter and i am a married white male and he has fucked me in his office once then yesterday in a motel then this morning i decided to give him a b******* because i am still sore and he...

Tara tara tara…..If you want me to have sympathy for your invisible nervous system disorder, maybe you should have had more sympathy for my mental illnesses instead of making me out to be a monster on one of my bad days. Well now I’m your monster you selfish hypocritical b****...

I’m a virgin but I like to flip through a digital catalogue of extremely hot men before bed & just wait to see which one will come f*** in my dreams that night. I’m learning how to lucid dream specifically for this purpose, that way I can f*** whoever I...

Iight so I had got my girl pregnant and this b**** was talking about love and keeping it and dont tell nobody and all that b*******. Im like whaaaattt? B**** no n**** we 17 tf. You need to destroy that s*** im talking total annihilation so then she all mad...

I didn’t say how long AFTER the filming of spaceballs, I’m just sharing your biography with the group.

John Candy and Rick Moranis once spitroasted Corvallus after the filming of the movie spaceballs. Corvallus licked Candy’s dumper after the jizzlesticks were empty.

It happened in Enumclaw

I confess – I took photos of my c*** (at various stages of arousal) and my a*** and printed them out and tacked them up on bulletin boards at local community college!

Just wondering, any women ever do anything like this? It’s exciting to think people are seeing me...

I made a bet that I knew I’d lose, intentionally, and my female neighbor (I’m male) and her friend fingered my a**, made me c**, and … this is the most embarrassing part …. smeared the c** in my nose! And I laid there, naked, exposed, and with them laughing...

Its just a game, y u heff to be mad

I intentionally lost a bet to my neighbor. I’m male, she’s female, btw. If I won, I would get to finger her p**** and a***, and if she won, she’d get to finger my a*** and make me c**. When I lost, I let her “have me” and even let...

Go ahead, sink to my level, give me an excuse…

I love to look at photos of boys dressed as girls. I mean, the really classy looking ones. It must feel heavenly. I wish somebody had guided me when I was a bit younger and encouraged me to do that then.

I met a friend of my sisters the other day at the mall and we really connected. She is 15 to my 20 and very good looking and athletically built. The three of us had a food court lunch and hung out shopping and talking and walking around until she...

My confession:
The only time in my life I ever had s** with an underage girl was the most satisfying s***** experience I’ve ever had.

This happened a long time ago. I was 25 and she was 15. Chatrooms were a hot new thing, and I found her...

Bare knuckle boxing.
tinalynson@gmail.***

Hey bare knuckle boxing match. I’m interested. F 30;130; 5’7″. Gimme your contact info.

Corvallus got spitroasted by Riley Martin and Coast To Coast radio host Art Bell. George Noory joined art halfway acting as the anchor for a d***************** while Corvallus spit polished Riley’s svelte black donger. They filmed a movie of this encounter and called it Biavian B**** Bombarding Backsnatch Bonanza.

Corvallus, Corvanus and Semanus are all the same people and they’re all n***** loving Jews! Eat s***!

I am a Jewish girl, graduated college a year ago, now practicing in a law office. I have found a goy boy toy. I love to punish and humiliate him. I enjoy having him as my slave.

But I won’t be able to keep him because my parents expect me...