From “Etobicoke Life Magazine” March 1999
“Walmart Workers Busted”
“A number of Walmart workers have been charged with theft of over $10,000….investigators used video evidence….workers removed security tags from VCRs….
Charged is J— Jasenec, age 24 and ……”
1. Etobicoke Life Magazine has been defunct since 2002, but you can research it at the Toronto Reference Library
2. This took place at the Honeydale Walmart
3. F*** YOU Sister Marie Howorth!! You had no f***** right to ask me private questions about my father’s death! The school board takes MY SIDE and even APOLOGIZED!!!
4. F*** YOU Judy W!!! F*** YOU Yvonne K!!!! Cause my mamma taught me NOT to steal! I was always an honest Bay girl! 😉
5. My father verbally abused my mother and my life was happier without him. Stop attaching everything I do to his death.
6.F*** YOU ALL in number 4 for attacking my ability on having empathy for strangers who die young or suffer. Having empathy for a stranger is not a bad thing. You think your Jesus would agree with you or me on that one?
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