My plan was executed with ruthless efficiency. In the 36 hours leading up to my flight, I ate nothing except Indian, Mexican and Thai food. By time I boarded the aircraft my colon was afire, and I was ready to join the ranks of legendary defecators like Ewan McGregor and GG Allin. Soon after takeoff my a*** was ready to explode like a Hezbollah pager. I entered the bathroom and could barely lower my pants before a thundershower of liquid s*** spewed hot from the a**, its force ricocheting back off the plastic commode and soaking my undercarriage with wet feces. The stench hit with sudden shock, almost as if the smell was a startling sound, calling out its stinking arrival. The sheer volume of s*** was incredible, and my sphincter burned as it filled the bowl. Rising in the tiny bathroom to inspect my creation, it was clear the s*** had backsplashed everywhere around the toilet seat. I quickly scrubbed my a** with the 1-ply toilet paper, the result being wet soiling that resembled a map of Madagascar. A brief patch of turbulence shook the filthy stew in the commode like a bowl of soup, and I dropped my shitrag in it.
Without flushing, I returned to my seat, which was deliberately bought within view of the bathroom. Several minutes later a man opened the door and entered, a disgusted look crossing his face. I smiled. He closed the door behind him but re-emerged quickly. He checked the other bathroom adjacent, but it was occupied. Then he just disappeared, presumably back to his seat.
Later, a flight attendant entered wearing an N95 mask. I strained to listen through the roar of the Pratt & Whitney engines, but my p**** moved when I made out the sound of the toilet flushing. Another attendant soon arrived with cleaning products.
Upon landing I retired to my hotel room and ordered several pay-per-view adult movies.
As I relive this experience , I sure fantasize about reliving it differently even though it was amazing at the time . A younger male friend and a slightly younger girl were taking a trip down one of the paths in our strip of woods between the row houses and railway storage yard for me to show them the access to storage yard I had made in the fence . We made our way across yard to the other fence I had made a hole on the other side . On our way back to our woods we found a nest with a LOT of eggs as recall , at least 15 . I am so glad we left it alone . We found one of many Hazel nut bushes , snacked on those for a time . The young girl (I desperately want to remember her name) said she wanted me to watch her pee! She told Rob? he had to go around the corner . I laid down on my sidee and sure enough ! she pulls her pants and undies down and I watched from the side . MAN !! was that INTENSE . Being 15 Year old (I seem to recall) I had Intense boners normally , but , this was too much ! She finished and I was to stunned to say much . As we headed back to curve in path I said “hang on I have to do something , hang on” I went back down the path and had to whip out my ASTOUNDING hard on , jerking it quickly and shooting an amazing far shooting o***** of stunning volume . I returned to join my companions . I don’t know if they knew what I was upto . Looking back I think I should have just removed my pants , put my shoes back on and rejoin my friends . ALL kinds of great thoughts for what may have occurred , and how they would react . Jesus , great fantasy even at 70 years old . If my wife has been taken care of I can use these thoughts no problem if I need more .
Oh, so youre the new night shift guard? I saw they were hiring again, you see, we just hired another guard and he just got knifed in the neck on night 3, we checked the cameras and it appeared as a Roman General made out of wax impaled him. You see things around here are not as they should be, history comes to life here. You will find out soon enough newbie. -Night at the museum.
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