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I fell in love with a tree. I want to ask her parents if I can marry her. But my Dad cut them down. I am so fucked.

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I saw a bad car wreck today. Both cars were rendered undrivable. But Jesus made a miracle and no one was hurt. I know jesus will make everything better. Thank you Jesus for being a great Lord.

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My next door nieghbor is in the county jail for two weeks. He will be okay. He is a bisexual.

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life be testing me how much I can endure. go on.
I’ll be all good.
you know in movies, there’s usually like 2 or 3 that get through the entire quest. sometimes just 1. you think I can’t do it?
i weighed 22 kg 13 years ago....