Haters Hate Competition. Envy is a disease Money does not Heal.

Haters Hate Competition. Envy is a disease Money does not Heal.

Haters Hate Competition. Envy is a disease Money does not Heal.

Haters Hate Competition. Envy is a disease Money does not Heal.

Haters Hate Competition. Envy is a disease Money does not Heal.

Haters Hate Competition. Envy is a disease Money does not Heal.

CORVALLUS here, I can’t sleep I smoked too much pubic hair and Backwoods guts, now I’m all itchy, and the massive amounts of Benadryl & calamine lotion has me seeing people crawling on the walls. This is freaky, but lit. Wish I had some dust, this is the perfect time...

Somehow my address got blacklisted from Pizza Hut….I just wanted some pizza bro tf…?

I’m in my sling waiting for anon s** from guys from scruff BBRT and growlr the door to my shed is open just a single red light and some sleazy drum n bass C** GET THIS BACKSNATCH look for me on those sites/apps or find my sign behind La Carreta

I’m a c******, watch me s*** at site girl4.cam/laura

I met Corvallus on barebackrt. I show up kinda late, 1130pm or so, mfer is wearing a night dress and cap like pinocchio’s dad! Yeah I still threw it in his pail but almost didn’t!

STRUS is LOOSE! Heat balling out gotta win this one, it’s a gimme w/o Leonard or George.

WORSHIP THE HOLY JISM!!! and all that, Greazed n Sleazed. Any truckers here drive through Florida, see my work in the rest stop restrooms? It’s yours truly,

– CORVALLUS

I am going for an after dinner walk, black ice be damned.

This afternoon I masturbated over a women m*********** on the windshield of a ferrari scene. I have been building the tension up till I got tired of jerking off for a couple hours to just simply relieve myself in order to vent out the stress I had from last week....

I’m a c******, watch me s*** at site girl4.cam/laura

When I was like in the 3gr me and one of my “friends” would sit on the bus and make a wall with our bags then she would pull out this b*** cream and put some on her hands and put her hand down my pants and ask does it...

I s*** my pants at Valentine’s Day dinner with my lady tonight. After the soup course I went to “release some pressure” that was as building up in my stomach and immediately shitsoup shot out of my a*** onto my boxers and inside pant leg. I excused myself and as...

My husband had envited a friend over from work to watch the Nascar race . We had lunch and predrinking during the prerace show . We were pretty relaxed . Then the race stopped. After the reruns . Hubby said this was boring . And looked at me giving me...

I’d like to get a dozen real hard prostate pounding brothers and throw this Faggler🌈 in the sling here at Cleo’s and give his a** the midnight train to georgia service! Wings and draft beers on special tonight!

Cleophus, Proprietor

Oh Lisa Manoban please, you just keep the pole dancing and leave the Arts to me…

I am an atheist:/

bad day? because i am single? hell no. best to be alone. Haven’t you heard??? I LOVE BEING ALONE😏

This morning while returning from the bathroom . Heard a rattling noise coming from my brothers bedroom . I stopped and peeked in . Oh how sweet . He was jacking off . So much into it . That I walked in and sat down on a chair . He...

If i was spitroasted that young and I dont remember, it mustve been at a Lionel Playworld, KB Toys, or (checks news) Toys R Us. And back it was George Gaynes from Punky Brewster who was having a go at me:

“I was working as an extra on Police Academy...

I never had a f**********, it was just a lie I told you as bait to assess your intentions. So when you posted all those feet pics I knew something was up and got mad because I thought you were trying to take advantage of me. That’s when I flipped...

Mr Drummond (from Different Strokes) and Mr Stratton (from Silver Spoons) spitroasted me, a young Corvallus, in the stockroom of the FAO Schwartz store featured in the movie “Big”. Afterwards they gave me a big pinwheel lollipop and said not to tell anyone.

CBW3

I inserted 3 slices of swiss cheese into my a*** today.

Ooooh edgy…. ooooh. How shocking. Aren’t you scary.

Oooooh racism, edgy.

soooo i just got my phone seized by the cops and i get it back tmrw but the police r gonna see my nudes LMFAOOo and im 16. shouldn’t that b lowkey illegal? but whatever ugh. anyways. idk if my bf got shot or not. thats how my night is...

Corvallus used to write for Nickelodeon, MTV too in the Viacom family. Now I’m Viacom-adjacent

google Italian Samantha Q and tell me you aren’t in love, the first result click on the folder of her pics and thank me later

I’m taking a really long s*** right now.

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I huffed Cleo’s grundle and b******* after AYCE pulled pork sandwich night (with onions and pickles). That man can cook up some NASTY a**-gas my friends 💯 blew my nose off with one b*** biscuit then blew my backsnatch out with his b******** banana. I ❤️ U CLEO!

–CORVALLUS...

It’s Friday boiz c** in da sun while I grab mits kankles. All exclusive elusive skin pin. It’ll prick I guarantee it 🤡

I was kind of drunk and my gf was working. I was so damn h****. It was early and I asked a cute pair of teen aged girls in an almost empty McDonalds if they wanted to see my d***. They were nervous and giggly but said yes. I sat...

I had s** in the back of a store this morning by another guy i emailed on another site. i actually cheated on the guy i am cheating with on my wife. it was freezing outside but i did not care. it was an awesome f***.

So my Wife’s little brother Michael got caught with my wife’s Cousins Nikita P****** Little do they know I stole a pair of Her p****** to🥰😍🤩, I also used my Wife’s Sister Shandas Bathroom and she keeps a Dirty laundry basket in the Bathroom well I was looking through it...

It was a really nice day Tuesday. Warm and sunny and I took full advantage of it by flashing several girls of me stroking my big hard on. A kind of pretty blonde, about mid 20s took a real interest in me and asked if I would make it c**...

Ok ok it’s true, Broomstick B**** Byron did the bawdy ballet on my bacchanal bandicoot yesterday at Cleo’s Chocolate C*** City.

Corvallus Cockmeister