ASSFUCKING ALAN

You think I want to kill you ? I want to keep you. The question now, is Do you still want to live after I’m done ?

Nice one. Thats going to leave a mark. Now I get to brag about the fight I got into and finally use the line, “You should see that other guy “

What did I tell you about fighting ? Now I want more and its your fault

It’s OK to c**, you already lost when I stuck it in.

I don’t care about any of this racist talk or what have you I just want my asshoe licked and my balls drained! The Niggeronian

I’ll use your tears as lube. Keep crying.

No point in trying to fight me off of you that only turns me on more

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Uh…. He’s jealous of your what?!?

You do realize we are on planet Earth right? Are you an Earthling?

EARTH ///points at ground///

Where… are you /// jabs a finger into your retarded n***** f***** chest/// from? ///Points at sky///

Don’t be using my name with the -ian at the end and my words boy I’ll split your cheeks from your a** to the back of your neck! Two bufords, hot and ready now 🍔🍔

Don’t refer to me as Clark Hallisey using my real name, from now on I go by the Hallisonian or Mark Plowassy.

And don’t give me any lip either! I’m a new Clark Hallisey these days! I don’t let tgals split my cheeks anymore, now I’M THE ONE DOING...

“it gets my d*** hard thinking about how dirty, humiliated, disgusted, and victimized I must make you feel. It’s a good thing I’m secretly in love with you”

“Men are irrational worthless little pieces of s*** incapable of sound logic with nothing more than nonsensical deluded off topic ramblings to refute what’s irrefutable. The reality is that men are toxic waste on this planet responsible for everthing that is wrong with the world. That’s a simple fact &...

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i just had s** with my married boyfriend in a park while my wife is home asleep and then he let a guy that was watching us f*** me after he fucked me both b******* s** and i feel great. i was bent over on the picnic table and i...

321 SLAMMER HAS REOPENED!

GENTLEMEN, get your holes GREAZED & SLEAZED for the most Spunktacular Seed Soiree you’ve ever seen! ALL RAW LOADS to be had, BACKSNATCHES WILL BE BRED! REJOICE! it has returned!

321 Sunrise Blvd
Ft Lauderdale FL
7pm-1am Fri-Sun

tell Jay that CORVALLUS sent ya!

Boy you betta buy me a drink at Slammers, some of that high gravity malt and two big bufords too sissy boy!

When Corvallus was going through his wigger phase and he went by MC Corvy Winslow (“Corvy Winslow might Win Slow but he still wins!”) He chartered a tour bus full of real hood brothers and prison gay types from Miami up to 321 Slammers.

He walked in like he...

if u wanna slam go to 321 SLAMMER in Fort Lickudale It’s the best place to BREED SOME BACKSNATCH!! SLAMMING SISSYHOLES SUNDAY Y’all! CORVALLUS here can’t stop wont stop saw all the slamming talk and I had to join in with my JERVACIOUS JIZZLEAISSE! Fri-Sun evenings All Raw Fuckfests at

Any Cougars 50+ in 706 area looking for company?

There was a “To Let” sign for some rental property so I spraypainted an I in between to make it “Toilet”.

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Check out the GUSHING GIGANTIC GASMGUSHER on Dazia KOCKDAZIAN!!! SUCKLE that SHEBEEF SATURDAY Y’all!!! Keep it GREAZED & SLEAZED for one never knows what FREAKY FUN might C** your way!!

Also it’s probably CUMUNION at your closest Bathhouse, check online and get your BACKSNATCH BRED!

– CORVALLUS

Corvallus, the method mad, the RZA, The Prestonian, some guy calling himself Corvanus and Turd Tickler Tyrone all ran a train on me in the private room at CLEOS LOUNGE last night.

They said they wanted to smoke a blunt and do some white in the backroom. I WAS...

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OVERPOPULATION CRISIS. Earth and Nature dies and Humans only reproduce exponentially. 😡 More Crimes, More poverty, More famine, More Pandemics, More DEATH of the natural, MORE TRAUMAS.

I was at a barbecue with my cousins for one of their birthdays (for this story his name his Aidan). Aidan enjoys playing video games and he just got Roblox on his iPad. I am fifteen and he turned 11. His sister(Maya) and my brother(Ben) were there as well. We...

I used to j******* in a co-workers cubicle after everybody left the office for the day. sometimes she would leave her gym bag under her desk and I would take out her worn p****** and wear them while I jerked off. A few times I took her lipstick and wiped...

Amanda said yes! We are now a thing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Corvalluso here at Horatio Hornblower’s in Tampa looking to drain every s*** horchata hose in the house!

Walk in and say WHAT’S SLEAZY and I’ll take you into the bathroom or slurp ramp to tongue your tasty taquito!

Rather burrow your burrito in my backvag? Giddy up Guillermo I’m your...

So she changes from zero to 50 in hopes 1 specific thirsty dude will pay the 50 before she goes back to free. He didn’t, all she did was chase a bunch of other motherfuckers off. Hilarious.

I am a married man in love with anothet married man half my age. while my wife was at work yesterday we had s** in my house and he gave me a rim job i am still hard thinking about it. my wife gives me oral and no complaints but...

Took the Family to Village Pizza last night, The Waiter was very S*** and very Beautiful he was Gay could tell by his Voice But OMG hes was so S*** and YUMMY! If i was by myself I would have left my number with the Fat Tip I left him!...

I had to walk away fast a few times from my friend when I needed to fart out shopping. And it came out a bit loud so I left quick. lol. but I won’t own it.

The minute I managed to get you to admit you love me…. you wanted nothing to do with me. I found myself without you…. Your mom should of hitu

Look, Revelation 17-18 seems to describe USA, and it being destroyed with fire in one hour, like a nuclear attack.

50 upfront? Not this time J. You gotta earn it this time.

Every morning I sniff my gf’s p****** she wore the previous night. She removes them before showering and leaves them on the bed for me.

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My backbush is open to all men at anytime, NO LOADS REFUSED! That’s The Corvallus Difference™ Just yesterday I took on a few hobos downtown. They bred me rotten with their filthy grundle gravy.