My first trip to CLEOS I walk in and see a long line of African American gentlemen and I ask one of them “is this the line for the bar?” And they reply “no this is the line to train that jew powerbottom b**** Corvallus, nice to meet you they...

Corvallus you can f*** my bootyhole with your jew nose!

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Before Covid, I went to a s********* in Tijuana for the first time ever. It was exciting to have upward of 100 young women who, for perhaps $100, would accompany me upstairs for a friendly f***.

The smoke in the air at the club was a choking reminder of...

Lost Bet – Part 2
The next day, my friend dropped by and she was still concerned about my a***. She said she had read about how the a*** can only stretch so much and that s** toys can cause microscopic tears. I said I was fine. Then, she...

I lost the bet and it was time to pay up. I stood naked in front of them – 6 women. They could do anything they wanted for 5 minutes. I only knew 2 of the girls. They started taking pictures, and posing with my c*** in their hands and...

A Florida Man “had his p**** in one hand and a large uneaten pickle in his other hand” and “was using the pickle to penetrate his r***** while he was m***********”

SHOULDVE GONE TO CLEO’S!

S**** TRAINING

Wednesday nights card game became a little wild . About an hour into our card games . My buddy Johns wife looked at my wife . With a clear calm voice asking her if she wanted her p**** licked . My wife ( 50 ) never been with another women...

How the f*** can someone be so f****** delusional and still somehow be completely self aware about it? Why doesn’t the delusion ever crumble when exposed to reality? That is some serious mental fuckery.

It was not long after I broke up with my ex. I was 35. I left and decided to take a week off to cool down and start anew. The freedom felt so good, it was as if I had a new life.

I went to visit Rotterdam and stayed...

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Clark Hallisey and I’m here to say I like getting my knob slobbed on by Corvallus but I ain’t gay!

I had barely lowered my pants before the hot stream of piss began flowing. As the toilet bowl filled with my filthy golden juice, my sphincter vibrated loudly in a blast of flatulence. A foul stench issued forth.

I’ll never hang up my backsnatch– CORVALLUS

That Corvallus is to blame for me sleeping a fever last night, he offered me his “bodacious backsnatch” and then he reneged. If you renege you’re a damn no good renegger. Don’t wave those lily white cheeks in my face and then take it back! You’ll give those cheeks to...

When you are a bisexual cheating husband places to meet can be hard so there were too many cars where we first went so i had my bf wait while i got a truck stop shower. he waited a few minutes after i went in and i was trying to...

Any Cougars 50+ in 706 area looking for company?

My boyfriend admitted to me recently that he has a kink for being called a girl in bed and being “forced” to dress up as one. The secret part on my end is that I tried putting him in my bra to see what it would be like and I...

I’m laying in bed so lonesome I could cry, craving a Super Loaded Big Buford and aching for some lily white cheeks to open up shop on. Drank too much of that damn ripple tonight maybe I’m just talking crazy. You whites owe me your cheeks and the superior Big...

Usually I ask you pecker puffing nutsack nuzzling fruit farmers to bring me two bufords with double bacon and cheese. My order has changed to the Super Loaded Big Buford Two large hand-seasoned, 100% beef hamburger patties topped with two slices of melted American cheese, caramelized onions, crispy onions, our...

i am a married man and never knew i liked a*** s**. a few years ago was at a christmas party for my wifes coworkers everyone was drinking and one of her married co workers who i would have never guessed we went outside to smoke a cigarette and he...

Black c**** matter, especially mine, so s*** it and slurp down my b********** whitey! Don’t forget to play with the balls while you doing it!

Enjoyed a f m f t******** with my cousin. Her husband dicked both of us . Afterwards she licked me clean . While I was sucking his d*** . I kept his load in my mouth . And delivered his load in her mouth . Then spent the afternoon making...

i am a male w**** cheating husband and i had s** with my married boyfriend in a park this morning again. b******* then a*** c*******. i dont have a damn thing in common with him except the s**. he went home i am going to work with his c** dripping...

I’ve been having an affair with my friend’s husband for 5 years. The pandemic has put a bit of a hold on our s***** exploits. My boss recently came into me, and I’m really turned on by how inappropriate the situation is so I’ve decided I will f*** him. I...

I’m a guy, 37, who is a submissive partner in an online relationship with a woman who is 23, who is in college. We met on OKC, I saw how she is 6’2 and has a thick, curvy body, maybe 250 lbs., which I find hot! I’m only 5’8 and...

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I am responsible for some controversial graffiti. I tagged the back wall of a building in an industrial park near Pearson Airport 9 years ago with the slang word for lesbian, except I spelled it “dajk”.

My dream is to be be 4-way spitroasted by a detroit street n*****, a punjabi, a dune c*** and finally an african soul brother from Kenya or Liberia. As each nears completion I would like them to switch to all finish inside my anushole.

–Corvallus Jackson Patel Muhammad Igbo...

Ramesh and Kerpal spitroasted me like a tandoori oven once in Mumbai. My BACKSNATCH smelled like curry for a fortnight following!

Corvallus Winslow Patel
(I took the last name of the men who spitroasted me)

I pooped in your coffee.

The first time I spread my buns for a team of n****** I was admittedly a little recalcitrant towards them because I had heard so many jokes and put downs about African Americans in the past. These bucks were wild and loud like the stereotypes but also tender and patient...

My name is Robert Hamburger🍔 and I can’t stop thinking about ninjas. These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet. I come to this internet outhouse a few times per week to read stories and often I’ll write some wild s*** myself or do some remixes of...

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The other racism in this country is “chocolate chasers” or “mudsharks” or “coalburners” like Corvallus who objectify black men as merely s***** animals. Yeah we got strong backs and big cacks and like to work white cracks but we aint yo slave to d*** you down every day dirty f*****!...

The past two days I had been confined to my apartment due to a co-worker getting Covid-19. During the time I spent 24 hours downloading movie s** scenes and splicing them together for me to m*********. This morning I couldn’t sleep and I went ahead to m********* to relieve myself...

Kerpal and Aditya Kapoor spitroasted me at Dirty Dicks in Amsterdam while Patrick Viera glazed me, afterward i sat in the tub where all the pissoirs drain and i was covered in the golden grease, Hallelujah!

Gerald McRaney

HOP ON THE JAMPONY EXPRESS TODAY! If you haven’t tried the most bodacious backsnatch in Florida now’s the time!

Now I’ll take a question from a fan:

Curious Curtis: hello Corvallus I heard that you charge for poppers and lube and that you refuse some loads, is this...