I’m writing this under duress, I’m in serious trouble and I’m in my little room with my I pad and three gang boys that forced themselves in. I must write what I’m told to as they’ve threatened to beat the s*** out of me. This one dude got this weird idea to make me type my own punishment on a confession site. I was caught playing with this dudes little sister and now with two other guys and the little girl here with them they promise to teach me a lesson in front of the little girl so she can learn what happens to older guys that play with little girls. I see a d**** and some straps. I think they’re gonna whip me naked in front of her and d**** me up the a** so I can show her how men suffer for playing around with little girls. I’m scared of what’s coming and now it’s time to go.
I will rip out your optics
Lord Megatronus
We fly through the air like iron man Crack open your skull with a frying pan
Swollen Members
OMG – just last night I viewed for the first time the mouthwatering meat hole on Bonnie Blue. Can’t often understand what she is saying, and I don’t know that her social life is doing her many favors, but that appears to be one mouthwatering meat hole. Love her newer pregnant form, and it would be thoroughly enjoyable to bend her over and spoo into that disease-infested come canal
And also a little bit of guilt. I’m 16 and my sister, who is 18 and totally hot, came home drunk Friday night. We had stopped fooling around a couple years ago when she turned 16. She could barely stumble inside with help from me and a friend of hers...
Male, 30’s, I confess I enjoy being naked and embarrassed. I recently went to dermatologist to get a full body skin exam – after reading an article in the newspaper and learning that I knew a girl who worked there from high school. The article focused on the importance of...
🚨🚨 WEE EEW WEE EEW CORVALLUS C****** ALERT 🚨🚨
I’m all alone and got busy S**** TRAINING to the GODDESS OF C** WALESKA SARGENTELI and he sumptuous shecock, and now I’m JIZZLE JUICED! Always make sure you have a cumrag handy when you’re jacking or killing off, mine is...
Oh look, the idea that women take nudes is one to bet on because of how obviously unbelievable it is. Oh, how edgy a bet that be. Sooo soo extremely edgy. A women taking nudes…? oh my, the edge.
I owed some money to my friend. When I talked about some more time to return
the loan being jobless, he just joking told if allowed to f*** my wife he may
waive off the money in exchange of s** with her. Though I really was taken
i shared my girlfriend with another man and it was a amazing experience. i want to do it again
I’m a h**** c******. Watch my s*** livestream at girl4.cam/laura
After he passed out early on our wedding night, I cheated on my husband with one of the groomsmen.
Get GREAZED & SLEAZED with Me TONITE! CLUB AQUA MIAMI get your poppers ready! CUMUNION is upon us, the mezuzah on the doorpost will keep the death away, BREED SOME BACKSNATCH ahora!
Without much thought, and very few people to notice, I pulled my d*** out and began to m*********. Kelly and Jessie were sitting across from me and only stared, not saying a word. We were pretty much alone. I was really hard and totally stroking off when Jessie asked if...
Gonna be your drain tonight (Be your drain) Gonna be your drain tonight (Be your drain) You wont last a week if you dont release So please release it all over me I’ve got no complaints As long as it rains Gonna...
714*791*7144 text me
I moved back home after three years . While out shopping I seen a friend that we haven’t seen each other in about 4 years . We looked at each other and smiled . Talked about that summer . I was 17 and he was 14 . We attended a...
Any Cougars 50+ in 706 area looking for company??
Kerra is lying in front of me on the big ole couch. I have been rubbing and eating her s*** lil lady body for 20 or 30 minutes. She has a few intense orgasms. Three, in a body shaking climax. Then I went down on her again. She does know...
If you a white you basically got 3 jobs:
1. Fill my belly/gimme a big buford 2. Drain my ballsack dry 3. Don’t ask me for s*** 4. Let me do a stinky fart in your damn white face
If you don’t do these you a...
CORVALLUS CHRONICLES: In Dave Chappelle: Age of Spin, he talks of his second time meeting OJ Simpson at the Improv Miami in 04(he doesn’t say 04 but I’m telling u that’s when it was, July I think) My lady and I were there.
Juice’s girlfriend at the time lived in...
I received a spam p*** email entitled “What’s up p**** punisher”. I became so aroused that I had to go to the bathroom to m*********.
I took the fattest s*** on the trail while out hiking today. sorry, not sorry! 😈
I can feel the sorrow in your heart. We are linked after all. Why were you crying so much last week? I would just be there chilling playing video games and Id have what could best be explained as the crying version of a dryheave but it wasnt my emotions...
SUCIO SAM you know what’s up! Dont Hate, M*********! Love and tolerance is everything, I’m not telling you to what to like, but focus energy you put toward hate toward loving yourself and the people you do. LIVE & LET LIVE no one is trying to Steal Your JIZZLE JUICE...
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WOOF WOOF WOOF Swing on by CLEO’S tonight for Woofin’ Wednesday where we celebrate the natural man! 2 for 1 Icehouse and Bud Dry all night. We think a hairy chest is best, get your wool on tonight, maybe you’ll find out how far the fur roams TONIGHT for Woofin’...
I love when people think they can intimidate me because they can beat me in a fist fight. Like dude, if you lay hands on me and I lose the fight, I’ma come back and teargas the s*** out of you, stuff your tailpipe with cotton and firecrackers, throw a...
Untie!
Here…
I wrote a song for 4 of my crazy ex’s. All you crazy b****** on this website can probably relate too so sing along… It’s called “Undun”
“Undun”
She’s come undone She didn’t know what she was headed for And when I found what she was...
I miss the nights of being GREAZED & SLEAZED in the Airport bathroom & Hyatt getting my BACKSNATCH BRED by h**** travelers waiting overnight to catch that 5am flight. I wonder if the freaky custodian staff who were my accomplices are still spreading their SISSYHOLES for JUBILANT JIZZLESTICKS in the...
There was a Time that my older sister Dina and I was hanging out together and spending a lot of time with each other she would pick me up from work and take me to her Condo and we would watch TV or movies and have dinner together we would...
Today I went to a damn restrant and ordered a jumbo handburger fries and a cola. When the bill came I took a hair out of my pocket (plucked it from some crackers head before) and put it on the last piece of the burger and said “oh me oh...
Last night when my homie Clarence was slamming my cheeks I said “Clarence you da bomb! You my amigo, n****! I’m greazed and sleazed for YOUR pleasure!”
“Shut the f*** up white boy!” Clarence growled. That’s why I like Clarence, he’s a straight shooter! (And a big jizzle shooter...
she got s*** over the floor, vomit also. so lazy beyond belief. I shouldn’t be here to have to play slave to her either. I am so sick of this. God you have wronged me and you got no idea how much I hate you for this.
Backsnatch Is Back!
Every homo every sissy every cowboy let’s tongue-kiss tonight Backsnatch back all night all right! All you homos and Clark Hallisey Tgirls Corvallus let’s make some noise Meet at Cleos we’re gonna train you now gonna dress...
Last night I heard a knock on the door . I looked out the window and there was my nephew and one of his friends . I opened the door and greeted them . My nephew was telling me they were visiting the local college . Before I knew what...
Many people think that I want to pass gas in Corvallus face loudly and violently, like BRRRMMMMMMMMPPPP this is wrong, actually I want it to be one of those quiet warm ones that make a SSSSSSSS sound that smell really rotten.
-Gassy Gus
How would Clark Hallisey get to Cleos when he has no car?? He lives next to Culmer Metrorail and rides transit or uses Go Connect.
And it was an independent living house run by the local psych hospital(for which I worked as the house caretaker, I lived in my...
Just took a foot-long s***! How was that turd even inside me?
I’m attracted to my sister in law. We are into the same things and we get along well. So well that she tells me about the guys she fucks, she’s a screamer, and she takes the load right in the throat. Hearing that always made me hard. One day she...
