My a*** smells like stinky rotten fish and dirty poop. It has flies all over it. My coochie smells like fishy poop and smelly piss. It also has flies all over it. My armpits smell like dirty rotten sweat and my teeth are all yellow like piss. If you walk...

POO POO POO

POO POO POO!

IT’S LIKE LIPSTICK, LOOK IT’S SMEARED ACROSS MY FACE

I LOVE IT’S SMELL AND I LOVE THE WAY IT TASTES

I found some poo, poo and I filled up your briefcase

I found some poo, poo and I fired some into space

It’s in your shoes and I put some on your chair

I really like poo stuffing in my bear

I FOUND SOME POO, POO AND I CLOGGED SOME IN MY HAIR

I FOUND SOME POO, POO AND I RE-PAINTED THE STAIRS

WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HEY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY

HEY DADDY, DADDY AT THE BOTTOM OF THE BOWL!

HEY DADDY, DADDY I FOUND IT IN THE HOLE!

IT’S ON THE WALLS AND I SMEARED SOME ON YOUR BREAD!

I REALLY WANT A POO RING WHEN I’M WED

I FOUND SOME POO POO AND I NAMED A NUGGET FRED

I FOUND SOME POO AND I PUT SOME IN EACH CORNER OF YOUR BED

WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!!

HEY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY!

HEY DADDY, DADDY I FOUND ON THE GROUND

HEY DADDY, DADDY LOOK WHAT I HAVE FOUND!

Who’s your favorite tgal? Nobody jams my jizzhole like Camila Mattoli, her curved c*** pounds my prostate like no one else with a sumptuous shake at the end!

Let me know in a new post!

– CORVALLUS CÆSAR

Ooooh look, Edgy McEdgington said, “f*** George Floyd” as if he or his millionaire family memebers can hear you. Oh my. That’s soooooooo sooo disrespectful. Its too edgy. Make it stop.

man I’m so loaded with delicious JIZZLE JUICE I’m dipping into my BACKSNATCH like it’s raunchy ranch, ¡DELICIOSO!

thank you Angie, Laura, Gizelle, Lesly, lil Vicky and the other three I didn’t get your names, but all your leche lattes made this a day to remember, Thank you Ladies!

Bring back the comments. Turn on the comments.

Yaaassss pooh! Whatsaname was found guilty for the vicious murder of King George Floyd! That’s call accountability. You stanky racist white folks need to learn what that is & understand that a black criminal crackhead’s life will always matter o us, far more than yours. LMAO! Anywayyyyyy, Time for Justice!...

Who’s the GREAZIEST who’s the SLEAZIEST?!

CORVALLUS!

Tickling that tufted taint Tuesday Yall! Ain’t nothing better than having my HAIRY HOLE crammed and creamed by succulent SHEBEEF! It’s gonna be a BACKSNATCH BREEDING BONE-NANZA at the ALLIGATOR FUCKHOUSE today, HIGH NOON! A gaggle of Miami’s finest t-ladies will be...

If you a white you gonna stick your nose in and smell my damn fart AFTER you buy me two (2) of the best burgers around, the super loaded Big Buford. If you Google Corvallus Big Buford you’ll find a video of me slamming Corvallus cheeks while I’m using his...

absurd

ADJECTIVE
wildly unreasonable, illogical, or inappropriate.
“the allegations are patently absurd” · [more]
synonyms:
preposterous · ridiculous · ludicrous · farcical · laughable · risible · idiotic · stupid · foolish · silly · inane · imbecilic · insane · harebrained · unreasonable · irrational · illogical · nonsensical · pointless · senseless · outrageous · shocking · astonishing · monstrous · fantastic · incongruous · grotesque · unbelievable · incredible · unthinkable · implausible · crazy · barmy · daft

Ya know?… it’s absurd. What a f****** absurd 20 years….

There’s so much b*******. It’s absurd to me after this much time, I know some guy, not even a friend at anytime, an past acquaintance, I had no idea while it was happening, I did question it once or twice...

BNHA DREAM

I had a dream where I was in a crappy apartment, maybe a 15 x 10-meter room without a bathroom. And he came in through the window, we talked. Then I kissed him, and he kissed me back harder. We were making out then we fell onto the...

Bisexual married man and yes sometimes i meet other men for s** and have been having s** for years but just recently discovered during the a*** i was c******. i did not even know i could as a man. not even sure what it meant. i was bent over his...

I put a tampon in at the beach

Jam your jizzle juice into my jampony!

Yesterday morning, I gave into self-gratification after nearly a month without going into it. I felt relieved at the same time disappointed for letting out some personal stress that I had been building on for the last month. But I felt I needed to clean the pipes in order to...

SEED my SISSYHOLE!

CREAM my CACACOOCHIE!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! CAILLOU! HOW DARE YOU BE BALD? THAT’S IT! YOU ARE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 6384565434567897654 YEARS! GO TO YOU’RE ROOM RIGHT NOW!...