I’m a day late getting back to college. B u t least it’s a Sunday. Yesterday I went collecting on past lawn mowing. I stopped at Roberts and Jill’s house. Jill said Robert was at work. And replied she wasn’t aware that Robert was behind on payments. Then she said...

Sunday is Funday for me. Relax, mas turbare, wear pan ties all day, drink beer, watch pporn.

Three weeks ago, I was invited over to a friend’s house about a possible bed sharing event with his wife. All went well until that night. Bill called it off after viewing my length. So, I got dressed and went home. This past Friday Carol called me and told me...

Some people with penises wear feminine clothes, parade around and use the ladies room, so what.

This past week we celebrated our 25th wedding anniversary. We returned back to the resort where we had our honeymoon. Something I didn’t tell Sue that I ordered a two-inch d i c k extension from Blush. Oh my God what fun. She never pushed back like this before. And...

My 2 friends a and a boy fucked me and sucked ny d***

Ladies with neck flexibility hit me up on insata hannah_westonland.

I was awoken from a sound sleep by the violent vibration of my sphincter. A foul stench issued forth.

More penises playing girl’s sports now!

Does anyone have Horsecock Harold’s number? Haven’t seen him since Cleo’s closed down. Really miss him tearing my guts up.

CORVALLUS

Where in the F***¡
are we going now?

Wade Garrett Roadhouse

Ain’t got time to play with crackers I need my joint worked on by a sissy specialist and I ain’t paying a dime or giving you nothing tired of whites always asking me don’t ask me for shiiit! You better show respect when you talking to the slammer got fools...

My family is Arab Muslim
After mom got raped by a black thug and had to ride his c*** now she can’t stop thinking about his c***
Every time she thinks of her r***** she fingers her p****
Give mom advice and ask for pic of her

For work-related reasons I have to spend some time away from home. I’m staying at my sister-in-law’s house. She goes to work every morning and comes back until evening, so I get to spend some time alone. That gives me the opportunity to sneak in her bedroom and have some...

I’ve been doing lawns this summer and a older lady customer too. She has a nice house, yard, pool. She lets me skinng dip, we bang, I do the lawn, and she pays me too. Good gig.

Gotten a hug from my oldest son this morning. He was wide awake and very happy down there.

I am female. When I was 6 years old, I was left alone with a large dog. The dog got hard and started h****** me. At first I tried to stop him, but then I guess I got kind of curious. I felt sort of bad for him. I took...

Re: wife makes me wear a rubber, perhaps you’d like to try my BODACIOUS BACKSNATCH at my alligator fuckshack where RAW IS LAW 🚫 NO CONDOMS ALLOWED!

Unlike your wife if you don’t fill my enchanted end with your guy gravy I’ll be mad!

Corvallus Bronson Winslow III

My bf took a pix of me peeing in a parking lot. Brightly lit, we were drinking late last nite, oh no. Anyone see me?

Culo Cherry Charlie Adelson was a big Cleo’s guy back in the day. Very prominent backbush and a Jew just like corvallus. Charlie used to hang with Foot Long Ron and AssPussy Alan around Fort Lauderdale if memory serves.

— Prostate Pounder Patrice

I miss being a Teen in the early 2000s used to have sleep overs at my house in my basement room, we had a finished basement it was all open I had a big king sized bed and a large leather couch in front of a large tv, my friends...

My parents are Muslim Arab
Mom was raped by my black bully
At one point mom had to ride his c***

So horned up. Im dressed feminine, shaved, perfumed, nails red, peeny up in pink p@nty.

Last nite my bf and I, female, went out. My bf is a femboy and was dressed super cute. Omg, so many girls were touching him up his little skirt. He loves the attention. We got home 4:30am. Banged. It’s f’ing noon.

My parents are Arab Muslim in USA
My mom who’s 35 has developed a attraction to American men
If a guy took her on a date what’s expected of her?
How should she dress
Text to
7732900804

The Fireworks have burnt out and so ends this years 4th of July more like the 4th of July From Hell.

What should have been a celebration of America’s 250th Birthday felt more like a 250 Pound Headache after all of the chaos that ensued.

Jim and Jerry were arguing...

First time I saw a nood person and got turned on was skinny dipping at a lake, boys and girls. Got hard, girls lol.

Got caut by sister wearing her underwear. She threatened to tell if i didn’t comply with her demands. Now i wash her car and clean the hall for her. She lets me borrow her undies.

MOIST HAIRY BACKSNATCH

CORVALLUS

If you want to, Dripping quills need to be reported to fbi and ic3 as if it was a toxic place with selfishness people would have lied because they ruined their own reputation by being hostile towards strangers. The drippingquills use cloudflare abuse. Enjoy the time you can have on...

I drip pre j!sm every time I wear pan+ties. Girlfriend make me wear a mini pad.

I’ve got a message for backcherry Larry and triple A Alan And any other cumdumps in Miami: stay out of my territory.

Corvallus

Showered nakked at a state park beach. Outside shower to rince off sand, two hotties could see. Master bated at home.

serenity now…. insanity later 🤫

LLÒYD BRAUN

I had a train ran on me by Rodney and The Fuckheads. It was extraordinary.

Corvallus

I like walking down the beach wearing my Speedo. Love watching girls checking out my bulge and stains.

Past weekend I visited my buddies’ parents place down at the lake. After swimming before dinner. I decided to take a shower. His mom peeked her head in the bathroom and asked if I needed any help? I replied sure. She joined in me in the shower. She asked me...

but you eat razers at every funeral. not me, I just think a bit and won’t go near the dead, I hate dead bodies. then I ate a carrot after shoving up my b** on cam and I got money for it. It felt liberating. Last night I fucked a...

I s*** my pants in the middle of Walmart once

After multiple years of self-pleasure when seeing my mother in various phases of undress, I made a move – the day after I turned age 18 – to approach her as she was getting dresse, and we d for a luncheon.

It was in the main bathroom. I entered...