I used to get my wife drunk and start talking about her s** life when she was single. I asked her if she ever had a t********. She admitted to going to a friends house and there was another guy there. They drank and smoked and one thing led to...

First I’ll steal your Christmas tree
Next your Christmas spirit
After, your HOE

The Grinch

When I’m home I take pictures of myself wearing lingerie, mini skirts, super hot undies. I’m male btw, so what.

N*igger those Air jordans ain’t stolen, Rudolph had to poppa n*gguh for those, so you best like em bitchh azz nico!

Ghetto Santa Claus

My parents are Arab
Dad is in hospital
Mom is in hospital
Please text her
She will send picture
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I miss being 13 and going through puberty, it was just me and My mom, she was gone alot working or out with friends, She would leave early on a Sunday morning and go hang out with her friends, Id wake up after she left had the morning hardon, having...

I want to get my balloon knot snapped by a large macho African American man or men. Just the kind of mood I’m in today.

Corvallus Bronson Winslow III

Who the f*** are you, Mr Smiley?
Mr Smiley?
Yeah. You’ve had this idiot grin since I walked in.
So, are you happy?
Are you stupid?
Or get punched in the face too many times?
Honestly, it’s probably the punching

Knox from roadhouse

I’ve dry-humped several preteen girls to absolutely enormous climaxes. There’s nothing in the world hotter than a girl around 8 or 9 years old willing to let you use her perfect bubble to drain yourself completely dry. The possibility of being caught only made it even hotter.

I’m 17F and came home and decided to go for a walk before it got dark to enjoy the Fall foliage in my area. There is a hill and wooded area north of our rural home and a town road that passes by.

The sun had now set and...

How far will the popsicle stick go inside my rectal cavity? Let’s find out!

My wife and I have agreed that I wear a chastity cage to surpress my urges. She is generally not interested in s** but does have a substantial d**** collection. The ones she told me to throw out, I kept in secret. Last night I used them when she was...

My parents and I were in Ukraine when the war started
Mom was raped by a Russian soldier in front of me and dad
The thing that amazes me, mom was willing willing to ride her r***** c*** isn front of dad and tongue 💋 kiss him
...

I met this old man shopping Saturday and he was funny and cute in a sweet grandpa way but there was just something about him. I ended up with his hands on my head in his car in the parking lot. I keep thinking about it. I don’t even know...

This place has a sign hangin’ over the urinal that says,
“Don’t eat the big white mint”.

Wade Garrett

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I have officially figured out the absolute formula for how these absolute sociopaths manage to hijack someone’s entire life and deface their soul [what it...

I’m female. When I was 6 years old, I was left alone with a large dog. The dog got hard & tried to mount me. At first I tried to stop him, but then I had an intrusive thought that kind of took over. I felt sort of bad for...

Group of friends got back to the apartment late evening and play wrestled. Was such a weird experience when the one teenagers’ pants fell to his ankles and he carried on wrestling, his c.ock was hanging so close to my mouth.

It was her fantasy, not mine, i was just the trusted friend who made it come true for her. Now i stood aside looking at her bare body bound to the bed, as if a reproduction of a crucifixion. Ankles and knees bond togerther tightly, a wand v******* positioneemd clamped...

أقتربُ خلسةً من المرحاض المتنقل في جنح الليل. وما إن أدخلَ الهيكل البلاستيكي حتى تستقبلني رائحة البراز النتنة. آخذُ نفساً عميقاً، ثم أرفعُ غطاء المرحاض وأتسلقُ نازلاً إلى ذلك الخليط الموحل من البراز والبول وورق المرحاض الطافي فوق الماء الأزرق. سحبتُ الغطاء لأسفل وكمنتُ في الداخل؛ فبعد ساعات قليلة، سيبدأ...

They undergo psychiatric evaluations,
especially those in security.
They’re subjected to a stringent screening of their personal lives.
Of course,
the ones who check are only human.
Batô, I guess once you start doubting,
there’s no end to it

Section 9 Department Chief Aramaki

I still hate you bored_april

Today I had a day off for a doctor’s appointment. After hubby left for work. I was watching the news. Our preteen son joined me in our bed. Gave me a morning hug and a kiss. Few minutes later I was surprised with morning W o o d i e...

I saw my neighbors thru the landscaping doing gold en showers. Asked if I, m, cud join the fun. They said, “bring beer”. Having fun.

Ok ok, I leave the curtains open, lights on and walk around naked in my apartment. Love showing off my shaved body. Gets me all tingly.

Okay, okay.
Watch this!
Well, the dust was really thick, and this gigantic fuckeng icthyac came tromping down the mountain, flames spewing out of its nostrils, and I thought for sure… that id get fucken killed right there!

Autobot Kup

I snuck outside at Parents’ Night to smoke a cigarette in the parking lot. I saw another glow in the faint light of the parking lot, and walked toward a mom smoking behind her Range Rover. We laughed about sneaking around, but five minutes later, she was on her knees...

He agreed to it at my request to fulfill a fantasy of mine but it was so much more than i expected. We lay bare on our sides on the grass in my back yard as the thunderstorm raged, the torrential rain a sideshow to how we passionately accepted each...

Last week my aunty Vivian visited. I love netlike my own mom. How about a bath before lunch? She asked? Sure I said . I’ma 13 yr old girl but aunty does a “special” bath . Sometimes my mommy is in the room and sometimes Billy my step brother. O...

in our younger days I loved showing off my gorgeous, beautiful, perfect wife. I was proud as hell of her. Guys would stare & gawk at her wherever we went. I talked her into dressing s*** whenever we went out partying. Usually just tiny p****** under her dress. Sometimes nothing....

When to a keg and pool party Sat night. When behind the pool house to p and a girl was p ing. Wow, stood there watching, got super hard.

I played with my mom’s bod during my high school days she was all broken back then her parents died one after other in the same year after that my dad cheated on her and we left him to live in her parents house there I used to blame her...

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My husband and I always fantasized about me having s** with a black man. One weekend, he brought home a muscular black man from his job to help with the deck. He kept checking me out, and when my husband said he had to run to the supply store an...

Is there any one that would take my married Jewish mom on a date
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I’m an older lady, living in a rural area growing up bc was difficult to get. Not wanting to get prego, I jo’ed my dates. So I kept a little bottle of hand lotion and tissues in my pusre.
I loved getting those horn dog guys worked up, pants...

I know some confessions here are fake, but I like the really hot ones written to turn on readers. I get wood easily, jack, stroke, drip, ejack, nap.

Love wearing female athletic undies to the beach. They are Adidas and look like a swim suit bottom, but show off the shape of my uncut peenus.

Me and my husband are Muslim
Our son had a black bully that killed him
The night my son was killed the bully was mean enough to come to the house
He took out his c*** and had me s*** it in front of my husband
...