Give her the Gallagher! -Iron Man 2.
I got so drunk one night and wanted to get my dick wet so I went to a party and met a girl well when told me she liked anul well I stuck it in her but and reached ..
I was looking for online jobs and found one as a freelance captioner. I got so excited and anxious that my body got confused; excitement turned into arousal. My crotch ..
So I have a Masterbation addiction like I have to play with my clit every day I love making myself squirt so I tried something different I stayed at my friend’s ..
So once when I was sleeping with my cousin I slowly slide my hands on her face to check if she is sleeping and once I understood she was sleeping I slide my hands ..
Adam from 9 Spadina Ave. He is a scam artist.
To all newbies, welcome to SimplyConfess! Today I’ll be your tour guide to this absolute cesspool of humanity. Oh, you thought this was just a site to anonymously ..
Is showing myself in public (nothing too crazy, unbuttoning my shirt a little, touching myself a little, maybe bending over to show my cleavage or lifting my skirt ..
My first kiss was in year 11 with a girl who threatened to kill my family and then pushed me down the school staircase.
I love them. I love licking them. Tasting them. Swallowing their goodness. So big, hard, and long. Yes , I just love me a nice crisp, cold cucumber. Goes nice in a salad ..
I have this weird turn on were I like to masterbate in public the thrill of being caught gets me worked up like I’ve masterbated in a sex shop with there toy and omg just ..
I masturbate every night to check my vaginal fluids so I won’t wake up to period stains.
Thank you 4 Face Buddha for your help with health, wealth, happiness, youth, energy, wisdom, knowledge, freedom and riches. I appreciate all the help you give me.
You should see me in a crown 👸👑 I’m gonna run this shitty site Watch me make em bow One by one by one One by one by You should see me in a crown My brothers ..
Me and my friend found a old vibrater in the woods with a shit stain on it. I have been scared of the woods ever since
why does everyone say their guest are special
Every house I live at. I like to leave a collection of boogers, toe nails, pubic hair, and droppings hidden somewhere for the new owners to find one day. Sometimes ..
I just walked to the mail box at 3 pm in the daylight totally butt naked just tennis shoes and hat on then up my 200 ft driveway and didn’t get caught
TROLL FOOL TEAM GIRLZ UNITE!!! 👸👑 YOU ARE A FOOL YOU ARE A FOOL WE DA SHIT CAUSE TROLL FOOL TEAM GIRLZ IS LIT 🔥 😂👌🎶 Hell yeah LEGENDS NEVER DIE 🙇♀️👸
I’m one of the fool girl trollz and I love how hours spent online gave me dry eye but the tears from laughter fixed it lool
I asked my mom for Sex. she slapped me on my face and stopped talking to me. How can I fix this?
I’m 10 and my BoYfIeNd is 27 and hE Is sO In LoVe wItH mE aNd hE iS sO In lOvE WiTh mE, wE aRe eXpEcTiNg a bAby sOoN. i aM tHe tRoLl 👸
I am so sexually frustrated and in a relationship. Yesterday I was so horny I unbuttoned my shirt almost completely while I was in the train. I was alone but people ..
It’s wonderful to have Borderline Personality Disorder. I just experienced true love ❤️ With strong chemistry with a friendship a that has a solid foundation… ..
Mr J Wang X spotted shopping at Holt Renfrew in his sporty Audi S5. -Carspotter.
people that stress me out are evil”!!!!!!
WHO AM I? Ah hell, they have a very convincing case for impeachment.. shit, lemme fuck up the stock market right fast. That’ll throw em off! Fucking suckers!
When I started crossdressing, I used to wear my mom’s old girdle to school. It might have been old, but it was good and tight on me! After school, I used to wait ..
I went out of town to this conference. My wife could not make it. The conference itself was boring, but I met this hot piece of ass woman. She looked way better ..
Skyped a 50 yr old dude and we were jerking it until he came and disconnected, which was fair enough I guess Skyped another 50 yr old dude who had his full name ..
You see a head pop over the bushes slowly with a pair of NK military goggles and hat, mirrors sunglasses and a strand of Jerry curl hair. Hehehe…. Is all you hear. ..
So me and my gf were in her room trying to be risky when her parents are home… we made a rule that we must always follow “we don’t stop to hide what we’re ..
Whenever I’m at my gfs house and her mom is home, we make it a point to fool around when close to her. Sometimes we go to the living room couch and sit next to each ..
When I was 14, I started going on chat websites because I was bored one day. I talked to a lot of older men and liked the attention they were giving me. Although ..
I just drugged my wife so I can fuck her when she passes out. No sex in 2 yrs and never a bj. I might stick it in her mouth. I will play with her tits. I will take ..
I enjoy giving and receiving oral with random seniors
When I shave my head daily I like to eat the little hairs that come off. -Demon Kane.
At a pub last night I saw two women getting into a scrap. It started inside but the manager and bouncer threw them out. Instead of the usual chaotic bar fight they ..
I just paid another tall twink $250 to give him a blow job- He’s very tall, slender, athletic masculine, short dark hair, with a couple of arm tattoos, he’s ..
I ate chickpea soup after a long time. My farts since then are not the same. Its… fascinating. XD