You know what? Nah. None of you are f****** worth it. I’m not giving up my newfound peace for you or anyone else. Ive done enough damage and so have you. As of today, You’re officially off the hook. I f****** hate you. You ruined my f****** life Jenny, I...

Thirsty Thursdays tonight @ Cleos! Come get on your knees and let your buddy fill your mouth up with beer pee 🍺🍺🍺!

Want to fill up the rear tank? Bend over and let one of our bawdy brothers blast your bootyhole with bonerpee!

Remember, anything goes at Cleos!®

Happy black history month

Here I will post a song lyric showcasing black artist!

First up!

Justin Timberlake
“Cry Me A River”

You were my sun
You were my earth
But you didn’t know all the ways I loved you, no
So you took a chance

It’s 420 y’all! CORVALLUS here, I just got my guts SHELLACED with some guys’ SEEDSHAKE! Since about 215 I’ve been GREAZED & SLEAZED by the best(at not so best) that CLUB AQUA has to offer! I was in another land with that Gina and PIG SWEAT poppers, every JIZZLESTICK a...

Cake some more makeup on you’re dermatologist will love you’re repeated visits. I’m so glad you are miles and miles away from me. Trapped in a place you force yourself to like. I’m sure manipulating another flock of drunks is going good its always fun the first month.

S*** c****** here! 🔥 I confess I’m so f****** h**** ➔ flirt𝟸s**.c𝗈m

I was 19 when I fucked a 30 year old s*** and came inside her by mistake. I knocked her out and ran. To date, I don’t feel guilty. Instead, I feel turned on whenever I think about it.

The only thing Joel Osteen is good at is getting spitroasted on one of the Cleos championship pool tables.

Nothing levels a guy out like prozac and intermittent psilocybin microdoses. Now that I finally got my severe chemical imbalance under control, it’s all over for you suckas.

Choo Choo! Cleo’s is f****** wild i love this place!!!

i just dont know if i can trust you or not. i dont know how i feel about you. I think we are connected in some way i just dont know how. But we cant turn back time and i cant undo my mistakes. But also, you need to learn...

WOOF WOOF WOOF Swing on by CLEO’S tonight for Woofin’ Wednesday where we celebrate the natural man! MC Shy P and The Fabulous Darryl will have your heart and other bits pumping, 2 for 1 domestic bottles all night. We think a hairy chest is best, get your wool on...

i put on a wig and lipstick and prostitute myself as a CD bottom to pay for my gina and tina but once im slamming i dont care who fills my hole meet me after lunch at key clubhouse ask for Partyman

S*** c****** here! 🔥 I confess I’m so f****** h**** ➔ flirt𝟸s**.c𝗈m

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So I went to Jorges house after school. I was soooo excited today hoping to not only sniff but to see Anna.
I I’d not get to see her but I sure sniffed her. What a smell today. Wow. Not sure if it was because I was so h****...

If eating bufords and farting in white faces after a suckoff is wrong I don’t wanna be right!

I’m the damn Prestonian and I’m aching for a pair of lily white cheeks. If you’re a white you know it’s your job to spread your cheeks for my mighty black sausage!

MC Presto Chango 5000

Partyman is here
8301 NW 27th Ave
Miami

Let’s Party

F*** you I’m going to shoot myself in the heat 3 times you’ll know why

S*** c****** here! 🔥 I confess I’m so f****** h**** ➔ flirt𝟸s**.c𝗈m

PARTYMAN

all morning
Key Clubhouse Miami

No, it’s not something you have to do. It’s something I would rather do my f****** self because you f****** s*** at it because you refuse to listen to me when I tell you to do something f****** simple. You overcomplicate f****** everything.

Tomorrow Morning

8301 NW 27th Ave
Miami

Ask for the Partyman

I’m here today to explain what I like to call The Corvallus Difference™

1. No loads refused! Many famous powerbottoms are prissy and picky, I don’t care if you’re a hairy Barry or a fat Matt, your load is welcome in my bucolic boypussy. Even if you’re a pozzed up...

When I was young, about 12-13, I spent a week at my cousins’ house. I’m male, my cousin’s are both female, one was a year younger, one was a year older than me. My uncle had died, so it was just them and their mom. During the week, I got...

Sinnlist was shuttered bc someone there threatened to shoot up the University of Michigan the other day. Fuckbois.

I’m on PrEP so poz-loads do nothing to me. Ain’t no bugchasing here! I swallowed 12 before it was so dead I came home. Ahh just thinking of it make me want...

I’m not getting bred I’m just sucking guys dry. Only five so far but it’s a busy night, some dude is hogging the blowbox

– CORVALLUS

SLUTTED & NUTTED

schizophrenic s***** s*** CORVALLUS heading to CLUB AQUA now staying all now Eating all Cummers FEED ME LECHE no loads refused! I got great indica, great PNP and fresh poppers, chemsex is best LEMME BE YOUR DRAIN TONIGHT

S*** c****** here! 🔥 I confess I’m so fuɔking h**** ➔ flirt𝟸s**.c𝗈m

I met corvallus at Cleos, he was in the sling all poppered up and gakked out on amphetamines he had about 25 loads in and on his a******. I felt bad for him so I bought him a beer. He said he was a greedy cumpig and bit off more...

I got WORKED at Cleos last night! Dookie Dunker Dushawn was speedbagging my prostate while I had Broomstick B**** Byron in my mouth speedbagging my tonsils.

After triple D finished in my backsnatch Pringles Can C*** Patrice slid in and started wilding out on my a**! PCCP is a great...

aint nothing but a bunch of DOLPHINS in the ALLIGATOR FUCKHOUSE we got this s*** on lock #FinsUp #CorkscrewClan

I think the whining has you a little confused you old sack of s***. I think you are talking about your wife. I don’t nag. Now you be a good old old OLD blow horn, and bend over and knaw off whatever the hell is left of that stump you...

Delusional ugly cellulite chunky b**** lick my f***** a** while you’re up there digging through my s***.

Well this crazy chick just had lunch. Pierogies. It was wild and fun .

I work at a small ‘mom & pop’ department store in a small town. The owners just hired this stunningly beautiful 19 yr old girl to work the cash register. Blonde, thin, perfect hourglass figure, b*******, bubble b***, cute face, everything.

So yesterday while she was checking her phone,...

I live in FL near a beach. Love seeing all the c********, nip, lip slips. Swim suits are s*** and the crotch is narrow. Saw a few girls wearing p****** and crop tops this year.

S*** c****** here! 🔥 I confess I’m so f****** h**** ➔ flirt𝟸s**.c𝗈m