Jizzlemen, mount up! It was a queer b*********, some clear white s***** Corvallus B was on the streets trying to consume…
Sixteen big ole c**** and one in your hole
Raww Dogg is about to make some booties feel gold
Now they greazin’ and sleazin’, let’s CUMunionate

I was a thrill to have my boicooter roostered in the same place Richard Dreyfuss, David Johansen, & Alan Garfield did thirty years ago! It was a very very good day!

My backpussy is too dry it needs to stay moist or it gets ashy and then makes it all itchy, please help! C** on by Hialeah Park Casino’s Let It Ride adult playroom and cream my crease with your grease! Baste me with b**** bbq sauce! Jergens my cacaclit with...

we’re heeeere

Let It Ride playroom at Hialeah Park Casino right now
me and Cindy Too Much

BREED MY BACKSNATCH

i’m at Santa’s Enchanted Forest with Cindy Too Much right now, hehe we are going to get GREAZED & SLEAZED inside in a little bit c** on thru people

Get next to the computer momma thic, stepson just made a oil covered c*** video were he’s dripping creamy c**.

Jizzle-rockin’ Tony here c****** at you Live from Santa’s Enchanted Forest at Hialeah Park, mention the Word of the Day WINSLOW to the ticket booth for 50% admission

all those naughty boys and girls looking for more adult action move on inside to the world famous Hialeah Park Casino where...

Gulp Master Ivan here Jamaica Motel Room 15 feed me I wanna gulp you

A few days ago I bought a strap-on and when I showed it to my wife she seemed all shocked and weirded out. But later after a few drinks, she went all dominant on me. She put on the strap-on and walked around the room, admired it in the mirror...

Very interesting. Is the universe trying to tell me something, or am I a delusional moron? Probably both.

Ummm it’s Nonstop Nut November f*****. Nice try bouncing around on you’re swollen nuts, nobody wants to hear them bull balls slapping around Wal-Mart

if there are so many gay people on here, why aren’t they filling GASMGULPER and BROLIC BACKSNATCH?!!?!?!!

BREED ME

ALLIGATOR FUCKHOUSE
Slam this Major’s cheeks for Veteran’s Day!

HONOR ME

When you really want a younger man, just physically grab them. Then sit on their start of a chub

Clark Hallisey (aka The HALLISONIAN) in the hizzy feeling JIZZY. I want The Prestonian to split my cheeks, I’ll bring two Bufords for that crazy n*****! hmu on Facebook

take him. with my blessing 😀

Yo lookie here the Manzoneer ain’t no queer because I steer my fuckstick in your gay a** rear!

Yeah I slam cheeks but I ain’t no queer and ain’t never kissed a man or sucked a d*** at a rest area or truck stop. I like a nice tight...

WOOF WOOF WOOF Swing on by CLEO’S tonight for Woofin’ Wednesday where we celebrate the natural man! Preston Manzy making a special appearance in the house ready to buss them cheeks along with Big Herc on his Florida tour, we partnered with Checkers to provide a $5 Presto Breedo Bucket...

Presto Jizzo in the hizzo at the TA travel center in Montgomery sitting by the truck lot in my 1995 teal Honda del Sol, I’m your Lot Lizard today sucking all cummers inside in the showers or in your cab pump my throat with your load

I want that Guy...

Yo yo the name is Presto Chango, I’ll rearrango your guts, bust nuts in your p**** a**, Corvallus is a ratsoup eating Jew, nothing new, you better bring two Bufords, word, when your a** is sore and leaking j*** you’ll know you got NIGGERFUCKED by the best in the biz....

Since pre teen i would holiday at my spinster aunts,she was 49 slightly chubby and only 5 ft tall.All began when i was 12,she would invite me into the bathroom to dry her back after a bath.Naturally this aroused me s******* with only wearing shorts.She didnt mind me rubbing myself...

I called the cops when someone kicked in the garage, I called the landlord instead dealing with my problems, ima scared of confrontation and people..

I will cut a tree down onto you’re pathetic life Mr poopie and start the b**** on fire

S*** c****** here! 🔥 I confess I’m so f****** h**** ➔ flirt𝟸s**.c𝗈m

Tic tac toe , Mary had a little lamb , twinkle twinkle little star ⭐️. Hey I love ❤️ those orange candy peanuts .

These are a few of my favorite things. Myself in white dresses , with red satin sashes . Myself with snow on my nose and...

Should I serenade everyone here ? With songs from WHAM? E***** songs from them are hot! We love the e***** side of the music from the group WHAM . hot diggety sauce

Do you feel lucky? well do ya PUNK? Come on , make my day!!! When you can s***** the pebbles from my hand. it will be time for you to go. Oops…time to go. 😀

In the land of confusion??

Welcome to my world hun , it’s a hum dinger.

Im gonna die . Im dying . dying . dying !

Corvallis got spitroasted by George Zimmerman and Kyle Rittenhouse. He had several a*** orgasms. He plans to get spitroasted by those two rednecks who killed that jogger once they’re acquitted.

Aubrey Huff and Gary Sheffield Jr spitroasted Joel Osteen while they were in town covering the Astros-Braves World Series. Joel loves to rub Whataburger wrappers all over his body before playtime he says the natural grease helps make a man a man, and that it works better on his pucker.

Backbush Gang holla holla!

Cream Gene was a persona I made up while getting off work one morning waiting for the train at 530am and the same dusty drunk crazy b** was out there as always, along with a few other fellas who didnt make it to the shelter/halfway house that’s around the corner,...

Yummmmmm yummmmmmm yuuuummmmmmyyyyy yummy

Sausalito, Glendale, Temecula, Rancho Cucamonga, Venice, Newport Beach, CORVALLUS is C******!

CHRISTMAS IN THE CORV
a 3 Day Special Event
Details to be released soon

Crush their bones into paste and drain the queers blood

Bathhouse schedule:
Thursdays Clubhouse II for Bear Night, often but not always I go to 321 Slammer when it thins out around 11-midnight

Clubhouse II for CUMUNION, sometimes check schedule
Club Aqua anytime, I might need to stop into Dollar Tree for some Charleston Chew and say hey,...

S*** c****** here! 🔥 I confess I’m so f****** h**** ➔ flirt𝟸s**.c𝗈m

I remember the first time I met Corvallus he was getting NIGGERFUCKED in the tryst room at Cleo’s. He was hollering and carrying on, spreading his cheeks and saying “oh yeah, oh yeah, hit that spot Sambo” over and over again. I walked up and said “I got next” and...

If you are a female and want some d*** pics text me and I’ll send some .. text 226-782-8608

“I used to play 9 holes with Hall of Famer Gary Carter in the morning, s*** off the Kid, and he’d go back to coaching at Lynn the rest of the day. Sweet cream, smooth consistency, 8/10 Jism Index

– CORVALLUS”

1000% True. It was only 3 or 4 times...