I met that n***** b****** last night. He said he wasn’t like people make him out to be and that he was a sensitive lover. When I got there he yanked my sweatpants down and slammed my cheeks and ejaculated inside which I asked him not to. He also farted...

It’s Tuesday, and I wanna F*** YOUR FACE! CORVALLUS here, my coquito c*** needs thirsty throat today, I’m ready to ram my rock hard rooster rotorooter style and CREAM! Open up and lemme BREED YOUR FACESNATCH!

look for me on all the apps

CORVALLUS

Be ready to bury your...

In the last two days, I have been repeatedly been m*********** in front of my computer streaming s** clips and making music videos involving s***** innuendos. I have been staying up late to this and it feels unhealthy for me to be going on like this. I think I need...

I actually had to get a restraining order of 15 feet to my very close neighbors wife, she’s basically run my girlfriend off. I can’t wait to move.

Corvallis claimed he got fucked by Ahmad arberry at Cleo’s before. His Cleo’s name was A*** Annihilater Ahmad.

I just had the best w*** known to man. Like I was quaking. It was amazing. I swear like I have no idea how to recreate it but the pleasure was overwhelmingly powerful. 10/10 would recommend a good w*** like that. Like I was seeing colors and s***.

Some crackers did the presto chango on me. Said to meet at the pickle park. I get there they say they gonna both work my crank, they pushed me over and slammed my damn cheeks! Took turns and everything. I feel as low as whale dung right now.

I know you want me. Give into the temptation. We can heal together. No one underatands me like you. No one has to know. You can keep me a secret.

i love you!! Whoever you are. You fought for your son. You aren’t an ordinary Dad. You my dear are a PAPA. You beat the hell out of the guy that MOLESTED your child. I love the fact you trusted your child. You didn’t just fly off the handle. You...

I was supposed the be the buck and I stepped out of my parents control and my jockies and we made love.

Mushrooms and Clams Yeah you know what I mean

Maybe the governor I just recommend from not here? You’re surrounded with red. Move to a blue state you balding geriatric homo. You look like ricket in leather. Keep you’re hat on sparkles

Lol “jit rag” hehe

I SLAM CHEEKS!

We were teens at the time and I used to ride the bus to and from school during that time and had to cut through some woods to get to the bus stop. They were some deep woods to where no houses were visible even in the winter with bare...

M*********** is not sin, neither is cartoons, but it’s best to stick to normal straight cartoons only for clarity.

Good looking out on my Mike Bianchi post, let’s keep it real if you know what Welven goes through 💯 he has sucked some c*** in his life. Those jagged teeth tho would cut up a d*** good.

Ol’ Rooster woke up with a priapismic pole so stiff Pole Assassin...

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Hello I am Casey, the owner and manager of Cleo’s Lounge here to clear up some misconceptions. #1 yes you can get bred at Cleo’s, I get a train ran on me at least once a month. #2 we don’t accept any racial discrimination here at...

Posting a daily double of Classic Corvallus since he will not be back until tomorrow.
Jizzlemen, mount up! It was a queer b*********, some clear white s***** Corvallus B was on the streets trying to consume…
Sixteen big ole c**** and one in your hole
Raww Dogg...

Cream Gene is still taking applications for hot young guys to be on the Miami Cream Team. We will tour all the gay bars and even some ladies bars and all applicants must be able to produce a good healthy amount of cream every night we perform! Contact Gene or...

When I split a set of white cheeks with my mighty black sword I usually say something like “ooh the old Prestonian bout to wild out on you” or “open that damn balloon knot and let the Prestonian get loose in dat a**!”

When I’m speedbagging that white’s prostate...

Goodbye Tar

HIV+ Kyle is giftgiving at Steamworks Chicago tonight for CUMUNION! C** bust those cheeks gents!

Kyle is giftgiving at CUMUNION tonight, Chicago bust them cheeks! Sanctify his sissy soul! Get your VD for Free! Get him glizzed and trizzed tonight!

You always flip me off, you should flip me off through you’re cell or put tape over the camera. Stupido

Yup yup , Im fat ugly and gigundus. Lol I shave my head , but never my arm pits, legs , or my whoo wee! I m furry but shiny !

JC try putting more salt in it fat a**.

You’ll be so sorry, you know how bad you’re destroying you’re own family. That boys not the only one who’s done dirty things on social media. You’re husband is pig.

The only thing difficult is hiding in a place you already checked without being seen

It’s so much easier to kill then you think. The smell of iron in human blood is intoxicating, the only thing difficult about it, is the lack of sleep. The more you’ve killed the less you sleep. If anyone ever asked me to kill id do it. For selfish reasons,...

Forget about siren. She got spitroasted at Cleo’s last night. She belongs to the brothers now.

Woke up with my damn d*** on bone, I need some white who knows how to work it on top, I’m tired of slamming cheeks I want to relax and let some white ride it like the pussyassed racist b**** he is. Make me c** white hoe! If he’s going...

FREAKY F******* FEASTING FRIDAY Y’all, CORVALLUS here keeping in GREAZED & SLEAZED in the dub uno. Tolerance of each other is key to society, but Love is even better. If we could find something to love about one another, even the slightest thing, we can in turn learn to be...

Jesus wants to forgive you, follow him starting with forsaking all and sell all giving to the poor, then work for God instead of money preaching the gospel and doing good to everyone in all the world, also be wise and harmless. Gospel chapters Luke 12-14, Matthew 6, 25, and...

No
Heavenly sequel begins thr

S*** a fat d***, as opposed to a fat dude’s d***, which is what you normally s*** you poor thing.

I just drank 3 high gravity beers and I’m feeling so lonesome, I just wish a white man would tonguefuck my anushole while I ate an extreme Big Buford from Rally’s. I’m a simple man with simple tastes. Next person who says any burger is better than the Buford expect...

The deed is done. I like you better with trimmed p**** than bald so I busted on that one Siren. I’ve never had more fun destroying a 100 dollar hardcover book with s**** before. F*** you lmao. Stay mad b****. Eat s*** and die you worthless c***. You waited too...

Which ratsoup eating jew just said the damn whopper is better than the big buford? Show your face scoundrel I’ll scrap anytime you want!

Nice to see another Buford aficionado in da house! 🍔🍔🍔🍔👈🏿