Jesus wants to forgive you, follow him starting with forsaking all and sell all giving to the poor, then work for God instead of money preaching the gospel and doing good to everyone in all the world, also be wise and harmless. Gospel chapters Luke 12-14, Matthew 6, 25, and...

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S*** a fat d***, as opposed to a fat dude’s d***, which is what you normally s*** you poor thing.

I just drank 3 high gravity beers and I’m feeling so lonesome, I just wish a white man would tonguefuck my anushole while I ate an extreme Big Buford from Rally’s. I’m a simple man with simple tastes. Next person who says any burger is better than the Buford expect...

The deed is done. I like you better with trimmed p**** than bald so I busted on that one Siren. I’ve never had more fun destroying a 100 dollar hardcover book with s**** before. F*** you lmao. Stay mad b****. Eat s*** and die you worthless c***. You waited too...

Which ratsoup eating jew just said the damn whopper is better than the big buford? Show your face scoundrel I’ll scrap anytime you want!

Nice to see another Buford aficionado in da house! 🍔🍔🍔🍔👈🏿

you’re trolling me and someone i care about and you think i’ll let you come near me? no

What life you c** dumpster. I’m going to bust an Activision style f****** on these witch’s just for being mean. Acting like I don’t exist. You’ll s*** bloody

FOR…..”If Trump doesn’t run and win 2024 I will f*** em all to death. We’re going to make this country great again.”

Trump will not be winning again. The voting machines are rigged. That should be obvious. The recent NJ election was another example. Voters filmed the machines on their...

REply TO: “The circumcision center in Atlanta is the best place to get your c*** cut.”

Maybe but they don’t have any young cute female cutters. I want to get mine cut by a cute b**** with a passion for her work!

Still not looking for a drone on you’re walkabout back to the car???

The circumcision center in Atlanta is the best place to get your c*** cut.

If you could spam this number please, that would be great- 07306659190. thank you! <3

If Trump doesn’t run and win 2024 I will f*** em all to death. We’re going to make this country great again.

WOOF WOOF WOOF Swing on by CLEO’S tonight for Woofin’ Wednesday where we celebrate the natural man! Orlando’s own DJ ICEY will be in the house to get you moving and warming those bodies up, 2 for 1 Sutter Home singles all night. We think a hairy chest is best,...

PEEPING TOM GETS PAYBACK PUNISHMENT

I confess when I was younger, I (male) was visiting my cousins (females) and they had a pool with a bit of a pool house for changing/showering. My aunt caught me trying to catch a glimpse of my two female cousins and their cute neighbor...

So after I turned 18 in the spring I had been working and making some money at Hardees and my older sister Dina had recently got her own place well she and I would spend a lot of time together, We would go do things after work and she would...

Tonight’s late evening installment of the CORVALLUS CUMGUZZLER CHRONICLES, the story of the Octopus O*** on Calle Ocho:

I was in the alligator fuckhouse having some cocktails and tina and found 10 men on BarebackRT and invited them over. Usually you invite 10 and 3 show, this night was...

Tune in for tomorrow’s episode of The Corvallus Diaries where Corvallus meets A*** Afro Alan!

Nah, im cruising for peaches

11/16/2021

Just got finished sucking off Basketball Bush Boberto in the alley behind La Caretta (look for my sign). What an experience! It’s like sucking a kielbasa with a clown’s fright wig attached to it!

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what kind of sick b****** invites people to “breed” his “backsnatch” every single night for over a year at the Orlando International Airport?

Prestonian your kind of guys are on BarebackRT and Growlr

Watch your cholesterol

Simply,

Corvallus

the old man who lives across the street from us would come over and shoot the breeze and talk about how if he were younger, he would take Monica from me well one day i asked him if he would like to f*** her he is in his 70’s and...

If anyone is gonna get spitroasted around here I’m gonna be on that a**, believe dat! Yes I went to Rally’s tonight and got me a Buford but didn’t have no white to unload my assgas on.

Damn crackers from Grindr and OnlyGuys didn’t show up, don’t you dare...

Wily Mo Pena and Julio Lugo spitroasted David Ortiz in the offices of teammate Mike Lowell’s batting cages business the week before Thanksgiving 2007

Spent the night at my bfs house for the first time, he woke up and went to the bathroom to s*** i assume, and suddenly my stomach flipped and i had to s*** that very second. Long story short I s*** in a grocery bag in his room and threw...

So I met up with a friend from my graduating class. Things escalated and we ended up starting up some drama. So I was tasked to dm this guy I had a crush on back in our school days. I may or may not have called him a hoe and...

JIZZING & TRIZZING

I’m cuckoo for cocoa c****!

Shot a Big Mothercruncher Missile on some white fags face today at the rest area. I had two whites sucking my superior chinese c*** and I told one to go around and lick my a******. Soon as he got back there I shot a Big Mothercruncher Missile on his face....

Dropped a Buford Bomb on some white fags face today at the rest area. I had two whites sucking my superior b********* and I told one to go around and lick my a******. Soon as he got back there I fired a Buford Bomb on his face. “Oh no” he...

I’ve always wondered what it felt like to receive a c*******, at 24 years old I finally decided to post an ad on Craigslist.

The ad was named “wanting first time gay a*** with a deep breeding c*******.”

I wasn’t interested in blowjobs and anything I just wanted to be...

Nothing but whites & hispanics went to astroworld. Ya wanted to touch travis scott lil uglass so bad ya squished & trampled each other to death. 💀💀💀 F***** morons. Whichever rich white man who ownes travis scott will have the money to pay courts an walk away scott free cuz...

So we had a little mini-carnival around my area. You know the kind. Sketchy rides that you try not to think about when you’re on them, all the food that’s fit to be fried, games nobody can actually win. And it was at said carnival I was walking around, bored,...

If you’d like a third option, you could avoid me and save him by killing yourself. But you pushed too far to be allowed to get away. I’ve forgiven you one hundred times and you refuse to forgive me a couple times. Why do you refuse to love me? i...

I’m gonna split yo damn cheeks Corvallus! And im gonna eat me a Buford while I do it and let the drippings land all over your lily white cheeks! Your cheeks are mine jewboy, damn n***** c*** avoider!

Corvallus don’t threaten to dox people, you have the most boring tweets ever… check out Corvallus’ twitter @livensleazy …. what a boring f**!

Homophobic Guy™

This b**** actually thought she could get me arrested. Wow. Nice try you f****** s*** stain. I hate you even more now. Count.