You were Mistress Raven werent you? Lmao. Every day more and more s*** makes sense.

That’s so rich, the home wrecking w**** getting mad for being called what she is, blaming other people for talking about them and is and also claiming her prince charming is not the narcissist that he is. You honey are what’s called a flying monkey. I think you might be...

I met a lady in her late 50s through photography classes,i am in my 60s.We both are carers for our partners.We hit it off and started to meet up for coffee,naturally through conversation neither of us has had s** in years so after a number of dates when the opportunity...

I met a new fella named Summer Sausage Silas last night at the Purple Cucumber. WOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEE I’ve been backed up for a week and now I’m as clean as a whistle! Sorry about the mess triple S!

CORVALLUS WINSLOW

I once went to an adult bookstore and let a guy s*** my d*** thru a gloryhole. As I was cleanong up I saw a used condom in the trash can that still had some c** in it. I took it out and put it on my c*** before I...

Corvallus and I met on Grindr and he said he wanted to take me out to dinner for his favorite dish— It was Moons Over My Hammy at Denny’s. Also he pulled into the parking lot in this huge Jew Canoe jalopy blasting Dan Fogelbergs song “Leader Of The Band”....

Thought it was a joke at first, but my uncle is my older brother?!

Never

The last thing I will ever say to you on Simplyconfess is this T: You inspired me, now it’s my turn. I’m going to overcome my demons. If I can do it, so can you. Good night.

I like puking in your sink so when you turn the water on it fills the room with misty virus

L: On Shabbat I intentionally invoked your name and connected to your heart chakra. Doing what the monks taught me to do which is to “sink into” whatever I am feeling at the moment; longing, love, lust, etc. I spent about 15 minutes in the midsts of my severe migraine...

Corvallus Winslow / Corvo Breedo actually got turned out about 20 years ago. He went from dabbling here and there to pioneering that Miami Hurricanehead he’s become famous for. During his heyday at Orlando International Airport the CDC he was serviced by 5,000 men annually, anally and orally.

I,m 73 and divorced, retired and I live alone. I have a partner but she still works and lives near her job. She works odd hours so we don,t see each other very often. Last week she went to see her sister who has cancer, so I had a free...

Just want to say that xvideos gay has the best gay p*** I have ever seen. Just watched over 2 hours and blew a big sticky load all over my chest and stomach.

Nobody rocks the throat like Meagan Nutwood, I’d love to drink her bathwater…and more!

H**** c****** here, I just wanna be your s** s***.. I’m at 𝚏lir𝗍𝟸s**.c𝗈m
I’ll be waiting you 🔥

Yo Hallisey hmu if you want me to bust those cheeks. I’ve busted hundreds of white cheeks and many consider me the best in the business, a master cheek slammer. Your anushole is safe with me Clark.

I am student right now..but i really feel left out some times from my friends, family and society ..and I don’t have a person to listen me if I tried to telling them about my feeling and my thought about them they they just don’t listen they just tried to...

Prestonian has been busting Clark Hallisey’s cheeks ever since they watched the Challenger blow up together while the Hallisonian almost burst himself with all of Preston’s seed. Then Preston went a**-to-a** and s*** inside Clark’s r*****. Then they went to Wendy’s to enjoy the salad bar and a Frosty, as...

I’m gonna slam yo damn cheeks boy, you gonna need diapers after I finish with your balloon knot cracker! Split those cheeks and then fart on your damn nose! Get that big Jew nose up in that a** and enjoy the fragrance! I’ve had some real stanky ones lately! Whites...

You better be watching that damn N word before I run wild on those lily white cheeks! I’ve been busting cheeks and creaming bootyholes for decades. Bufords and bootyholes is what I’m all about. G’s up hoes down 👇 Corvallus ain’t a cheek buster or splitter, he’s a cuntass bottom...

who’s the best cocksucker you’ve ever had fellas

During the first Covid lockdown, after several months of f****** no one else but my woman, I had a mad weekend when I fucked a massive titted w****, a tight assed w****, an Italian fake-titted w**** and a bubble b*** w**** who had the displeasure of experiencing me f****** her...

I am the Niggeronian in the place to be, some call it Checkers some call it Rally, they’ve got the best burger of all places and it gives me gas for white faces.

Corvallus probably reading this while cooking a big pot of ratsoup thinking about ways to get more...

a*** penetration’s back on the menu, girls!!! (t-gals to y’all men)

I left my passed out drunk girlfriend on the sofa and went out to f*** a 22 year old crack head up the a**. She couldn’t put the condom on right so it just covered my bellend and a few more inches. I ploughed it into her skinny white a******...

When it snows the trash gets hot

I was walking around Hermann Park this evening, and whipped around the corner where the zoo was and your damn Rockin song… was blaring from the speakers. Really, like what are the damn odds the universe is going to give me some random sign in the middle of the day...

My friend dared me to put cottage cheese in my b*** with a turkey baster and I did it and it felt good. Highly recommend the cottage cheese enema. My gut health is better than ever!

WOOF WOOF

OMG I had so much fun today with buying tools and Equipment from FB Market for super cheap and easy Blow Jobs, First encounter was around 8am this morning I was asking this guy about a set of Snap On Brand wrenchs, he was selling it for $200 I Offered...

Just watched two of my work buddies f*** my wife while I recorded it. We all congratulated her on becoming a shared wife.

WOOF WOOF WOOF Swing on by CLEO’S tonight for Woofin’ Wednesday where we celebrate the natural man!

Juicy Bruce will be spinning til the sun comes up or you do, all single beverages $2 all night. Due to changes in ownership, our World Famous Woofin’ Wednesday party will move to...

You are not my type and I want to create NOTHING with you but you have no respect or distance from me. I will not accept s*** from you get it in your head moron dickhead A.

He is such a terrible person. Crazy how some people think I will give that player a chance. Have some respect gossip readers.

H**** c****** here, I just wanna be your s** s***.. I’m at 𝚏lir𝗍𝟸s**.c𝗈m
I’ll be waiting you 🔥

I wish that Big Herc would try to split my wig, I’d split his damn wig and then split his damn cheeks from here to Portland Oregon…. or Portland Maine for that matter! RESPECT THE C*** BIG HERC!

–Clark Hallisey AKA The Hallisonian

Prestonian really be sticking his d*** in burgers, f****** them and making them look like donuts

Guess he goes to the TA to have someone lick him clean afterward

The Language here is 🤢 Trolls🤮

Lubeck you glorious titwillow, you’ve just made me a profit of $190,000!