I was smelling my dad’s feet as he slept. I was pressing my whole face against his meaty soles to rub off all the sweat. My face was fully wet.

Last time I saw Corvallus he was at a rest area off I-95 he was getting spitroasted by Big Herc, Clark Hallisey and Macho Man Randy Savage while he was covered in the spit and s**** of about 100 truckers.

He was drunk and kept shouting NO LOADS REFUSED! BREED...

Shhhh .. a lid is really a MOLE .. in the drug cartels … don’t blabber, they carry around lids of EYES 👀.

They iz nasty 🤢.. but useful to deter people from evvver doing .. dimes .
Ya know !!! Gonna drop a dime on ya !!!...

I’ve been screwing my next door neighbor for almost a year now. She recently told me she had a virgin friend who wanted to get laid and asked if I wanted to f*** her. Of course I said yes and my neighbor brought her home after school one day, and...

I can’t wait to feel him f****** me….

my stepdad lets me tickle his huge feet and my c*** gets so hard

some male prostitute came to the ALLIGATOR FUCKHOUSE trying to sell me his c*** for $40. I’m like, you see these other 4 men? They want to pay ME! But i aint a w****, now get your a** outta here!

I dont pay for p****, d***, mouth, or backsnatch! I...

When I was 8 I ✂️✂️ With my female cousin in the shower she was 9( I’m a girl)

Why do ugly guys feel the need to neg you when you are 100 times cuter than they could ever get 😂 like b****, I wouldn’t sleep with u nor date you even if I was as ugly as you. Don’t think u have a chance with me oogly.

Is it damn too much to ask for a young white nose (preferably pointy) to enter my a***, wait a moment while I unload some noxious a** gas while eating a Big Buford washed down with some high gravity malt liquor? I’m not asking for much! I’ve smelled your damn...

F*** I just had two guys back to back that s*** the biggest loads on me, but FUUCK I wanted them up my BACKSNATCH! I had to use two towels to clean up. What a waste of good loads. They gotta be hot and fresh, I’m not out to clean...

Denver Swim Club. Slings, Poppers, Old fashioned Crisco!

the best gloryholes around here are One Stop JIZZLE Shop on Calle Ocho!

They got the best cockmeat in town! Tell Steve CORVALLUS sent ya!

Im gonna upload dramatic readings of some of your posts so you can hear how stupid and ridiculous you sound when youre that fucked up on absinthe and vicodin.

Men or boys that enjoy p*** are 100% cheaters and not relationship material.

It’s the Witching Hour, time to spread those cheeks, get GREAZED & SLEAZED, & open up the ALLIGATOR FUCKHOUSE for u to BREED MY BACKSNATCH!!!

Park behind La Carreta and look for my sign, just got fresh Amyl Poppers straight from France guaranteed to turn our twizzats out!

CREAM ME...

Sitting here nursing a high gravity beer and aching for some lily white cheeks to call my own. I know I gets all sentimental when I’ve been drinking this damn s*** but I just wish I had a big round white muffin a** to go to work on right now....

Sent C. Another message. FML…

I am the S**** Splinter, the MASTER of Manjuice, the connoisseur of C**, the randiest Rude Boy, the Jeru of J***, Mr. White Christmas, “Partyman”, the peter puffing popper huffing Lord of LECHE:

CORVALLUS!

No one cuts through b******* like psycho the scyther. Swish swish get split you trifling a** s*** b****.

They were both underage prostitutes . I noticed they were very good friends . So I told them what I wanted . One had a very worried look on her face . Told me she never went down on another female . They both walked away

Lot of you hillbillies and bigots don’t realize your fathers all s*** d*** and get fucked in the a**. They’re too stupid and scared to get caught so they don’t take meds to prevent infections like most gay, bi, or PANSEXUAL men do. Ain’t no shame in taking PrEP, and...

Last night Tom couldn’t finish what I needed . After he rolled off me and I knew he was sound a sleep . I gently rolled over and opened the night stand . Grabbed my trusty Rabbit v******* . Off to the spare bedroom we went . Lubed it up...

In sophomore year a group of guys I had beef with jumped me, dragged me into the girls locker room, stripped me n*** and tied me to a pole. Then after a bit a group of girls came in and started tormenting me, they put makeup on me, wrote insults...

He wants to f*** your 13 year-old p**** so hard and he’s grooming you to be his little cumslut b****. He’s gonna put his big man d*** in your little virgin barely-teenaged c*** and f*** you till you bleed. I hope that when he s******* abuses you he has you...

Stoner Jesus says plants before pills. All religions are a piece of the puzzle. I will never tell anyone the truth.

Listen up all you fakers and haters: I got creamed tonight by a lady-dicked friend, and she really pounded me good but I was too dry, and my hole is on fire. I had to put some benzocaine cream on my ring, worked it up in the too. It’s like...

Im jesus

I am 13 year girl in high school. Recently i joined tutorial where my Sir teaches very nicely. But he is too friendly the way he talks. Sometime i feel love for him. Is it normal? Should i tell him? I guess he is interested in me too but never...

Tara, I tell you what, you can have those videos I made you, but you gotta pay me. How much did you get out of me? What, 500, 600 dollars? Ill sell you 5 videos at 100 a pop you depreaved pervert.

If anyone need their face recharged with a stinky fart hmu! price= 1 big buford

lol bye b****

My therapist is calling me. “For whom the bell tolls, time marches on.”

If you’re a white sitting there in your white house reading this know something: your cheeks are mine and your job is to drain my balls, fill my belly and don’t ask me for s***! If you’re a racist Jew like Corvallus you can just go ahead and eat my...

Yo yo I’m the damn Prestonian in the place to be, some call it Checker some call it Rally, buy me two Bufords and a damn chocolate malt, if I fart in your face it ain’t my damn fault, just drain my nuts and don’t ask me for s***, talk...

Moar backsnatch pls Mr. Corvallis I love your greased & sleazed stories in the pickle parks eating burgers & getting your cacacoochie bred by hairy homeless men

Hey MC Pee Pants, I bet you a sopping wet diaper you can’t resist my ginormous hairy backsnatch.

Stfu. All day with the “j*** this and backsnatch that” some of us need confessions for our tainted minds.
Go “get some” and please stop “spamming” this useful tool of healing.

Daddy Rex & Clark Hallisey spitroasted Welven Da Great at the Tropicana & left him booty up out front on the sidewalk with an assful of c** & one single j*** soaked $1 bill sticking straight up out of his a**

Dear T. It’s time I come clean. I am actually not a pee guy at all. Poop all the way. Please never ever send me a pee video, since I will find it utterly disgusting