I hate the creature that gave me life. Not sure if God or the Devil.

WOOF WOOF WOOF Swing on by SAVOY ORLANDO tonight for Woofin’ Wednesday where we celebrate the natural man!

DJ Catastrophic makes their O-Town debut for our new venue and in celebration of our new digs all single beverages are only $2 all night. We think a hairy chest is best,...

Why is EVERYONE so rude in the planet?

Prestonian all of Bama has lost its luster not just you I’m sure if you go to Columbus those Jawja boys will slobber up and have a good pig in the poke with ya!

Struck out at the old pickle park today damnit this jew on here jinxed me. By the end of the evening I was laying on some grass crying and feeling so damn lonesome I was crying in those country a** racist bushes. I saw two queers walk by looking for...

I got all kinds of crazy stories from online dating. Some of the craziest s*** I’ve ever seen, my dudes.

How crazy?

How about stalker of 5 years crazy? How about f****** catfishes all over the place b*******? They’re are scam artists out there, this I know. But today...

C** GUZZLING 4 CHRIST

POKER GAME. A group of friends and I get together every couple of weeks to play poker. It’s a fun night, usually around 10 guys show up but it whittles down to 4 or 5 by 2:00 AM or so depending on how the luck is flowing. We eat snacks...

look at me f*** in your face women give me the shits. why do men like them so dirty. I fart on them.

Someone cant keep their hands out of their p******. ;p

Dat cream Gene cracker looks familiar, I’m sure I slammed his cheeks before. He looks like a good cocksucker too. Oh lordy I’m off to the damn pickle park then. I’ll pick up a few high gravity beers so I can hold my nut longer. Good day everyone.

🚨🚨 WEE OHH WEE OHH CREAM GENE C** DROP 🚨🚨 Cream Gene out there helping vets tiny.cc/CreamGeneo Salute Their Service tiny.cc/CreamGeneo he always leaves men satisfied for the rest of their day tiny.cc/CreamGeneo Thank you Cream Gene for supporting the troops and those who came home

H**** c****** here, I just wanna be your s** s***.. I’m at 𝚏lir𝗍𝟸s**.c𝗈m
I’ll be waiting you

Wrong Person, It Wasn’t Meagan Good, I think it is funny, due to a picture I posted to Instagram, you invited Meagan Good to your dinner party because you thought we “made out.” Well she is innocent, and it was not her I made out with honey, it was s***...

We need to find a way to talk privately T. Kik? Snapchat? Fake Facebook profile? O******* org? Text? Whisper? Reddit? Twitch? Email? I don’t care how. Just contact me, please 🙏.

Andy D*** and Phil Hartman partied with Gina and Tina and spitroasted Joe Rogen after a taping of NewsRadio. Phil thought he found a new bottom to replace Andy, so Andy conspired with Phil’s wife to have him killed. He wasn’t going to let Joe let that Continental beef.

Boy I’ll slam your damn cheeks if you get your a** over to Alabama. I’m the damn Prestonian and I’m the senior cheek splitter in these parts.

I’ve got three rules for all whites:

✓ Drain my balls
✓ Fill my belly
✓ DON’T ASK ME...

Do I make you randy baby?

For One Night Only if we win All Cummers can SLAMMA MY BAMA cheeks! I will drop my XXXL Champion sweats & pull my biscuits wide so you have easy access to my backcooter for you to ROLL TIDE in!

H**** c****** here, I just wanna be your s** s***.. I’m at 𝚏lir𝗍𝟸s**.c𝗈m
I’ll be waiting you

Ever gotten blown out by Beatriz Andrade?

My name is The Prestonian and I have a confession to make. I stacked Corvallus and Clark Hallisey up like a London bus and took turns entering their damned backsnaches, one after the other until I blew my load on both of them. I was eating a super Buford and...

Marcus is my gay fuckbuddy and he hates Janet.

PRESTONIAN get you BBC to Indy stat! David Pollack on ESPN said that the coaches bootyholes are tight, and you’re the man to make em right! Give Kirby and Nick that Presto Pleasure™!

I confess, a long time ago, I left photocopies of my g*******/a*** on copy machines! I actually scanned my g*******/a*** by squatting on/over/above my scanner so it looked like the pictures were taken with a photocopy machine, with my g*******/erection pressed against the glass, or my b*** cheeks spread and...

OK. Whatever you say.

Every homo
Every cowboy
Every pussyass
Jizzle your booty right
Backsnatch boys are back, alright!

Corvo & The Breedos aka

The Backsnatch Boys

Now this is the kind of evil I can enjoy. heehee

Being the only mentally sane will make you feel insane. Stay strong and never give up your sanity. Let pain be your strenght.

I’m leaking…

I just woke up and I have to piss like a racehorse. Instead of going to the bathroom I’m gonna try holding it as long as I can before I have a genuine accident.

This was a first besides a wild experience . While waiting on Tom to fill my p**** with his c*** during a d********** f*** . Tom filled my p**** with my v******* . Then preceded to f*** my a** . Wholy s*** I loved it .

I love sucking hairy c**** the more fur the better yummy

For the guy who wants Latino Cowboys use Bing, Yahoo or Google Browser search for – A night on the town with LA’s queer vaqueros Great article and pictures of the Hollywood gay cowboy scene. Keep in mind that Charlies gay bar is in multiple cities like Denver, Houston, Phoenix....

You can have to coca c****, this white boy likes the gay vaqueros!

A maid at the Ritz Carlton in Orlando reporting seeing Cream Gene, Welven and Robert Hamburger pulling a train on Bob Saget before he was found dead. It must have been too exciting for him.

I was dating a cop, we hit it off pretty well. Enjoyed spending time together, she looked like a young Selma Hayek or Penelope Cruz, pretty woman and we met at a Christmas Party. She invited me to a crawfish boil and had a bunch of other officers there with...

Jampony Jeremy I’ll give you a 50 yard headstart at my backpussy before I spin you around and do the presto chango on your a** and then IM IN DAT WHITE A**! You better bring me two Bufords and a chocolate malt, I’m hungry right now.

Tongue my backsnatch while you play with my chocolate covered meatstick! Drink my salty & superior niggercum whiteys!

–MCPC5000

P.S. blacks up joos down!

I went to a damn restrant for lunch today ordered the open faced roast beef sandwich plate. When it arrived I noticed there wasn’t as much meat or gravy as another one I saw, lots of mashed potatoes, they trying to potato me up. I call the waiter over (f**)...