Bestie invited me to a party only to make fun of me the whole night to this guy that i knew likes me. Well, liked me. She kept showing them weird pics I sent her (to make her laugh when she was sad). To top it off, at the end...

Back in 2019 we spent a week in the Bahamas . We stayed at the Atlantis Bahamas . While there we meet a few people and hung out with . Shopping going out to dinner and what ever. One night chatting with one of our new friends . She asked...

All the hot guys call me Mr Goodbar

Nothing better than a Chocolate Butterscotch Jizzle Malt with sprinkle of Tina on top from DQ, I’ve been getting that across from Dadeland North since I was in high school, it’s delizjizz!

– CORVALLUS BRONSON WINSLOW

Sexting with random whores

Joel Osteen & Clark Hallisey got team spitroasted by Alan Waller Ordoñez, Johnny Garcia, Herbert Hartounian, & Mickey Munday on the school bus at Jimbo’s on Virginia Key NYE 2010. Afterward they all went John Hagee’s hotel room at the Ritz Carlton Key Biscayne where a who’s who of evangelists...

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I was at my m*** girlfriends early one morning alone when I started hearing noise in her daughter’s room…very loud, very country, and very hot s** moans. She was getting fucked so good by her bf. I pulled out my erect c*** and pleasured myself to the sounds of my...

Im a married man who also met the “Prestonian” (his name is Preston) on a gay hookup site. He also made me bring him two bufords and the cheap b****** made me reimburse him for gas for his niggermobile. When I asked why I should pay for his gas...

I HOPE THAT IS YOUR LAST MESSAGE TOWARDS ME.

Your sperm is Useful:

IN MY BACKSNATCH!!!

Breed Me Now! Alligator Fuckhouse!
Park behind La Carreta and look for my sign

Simply,

Corvallus

BREED my hairy BACKSNATCH!

I’m up, h****, GREAZED & SLEAZED for a real Jizzle jockey to wreck my rump with your randy remoulade!

ALLIGATOR FUCKHOUSE right now!

Feel my bootyhole like the old times at the bathroom next to Disney magical Express on the 1st floor of terminal b at...

Stop using my name here and your name to pretend I am interested in you ugly old looking dude. I am not interested in you and it pisses me off you are still using this website to talk about me. F*** off already. Get it in your head, I have...

Just wanted to say when I was younger and didn’t know anything my older sister would have me come into her bed and lick her n****** and her p**** and now that I’m older she acts like it didn’t happen and I always think about it

Last time I saw Corvallus he was at a rest area off I-95 he was getting spitroasted by Big Herc, Clark Hallisey and Macho Man Randy Savage while he was covered in the spit and s**** of about 100 truckers.

He was drunk and kept shouting NO LOADS REFUSED! BREED...

This is a story about lust, s** and coveting thy neighbours wife I hope you like it as much as I enjoyed writing it. Feel free to write to me telling me what you thought of the story.

THE GEEK NEIGHBOR

My name is John, Jenny and I had been...

I have a dog tag necklace I always wear that brings back memories from my days serving in the military.

When you think of war, graphic images come to mind, but there were plenty of good times had during my days overseas.

I was partnered up with four other officers...

Tom asked about having a birthday party for his son that’s turning 16 . He said the usual BBQ , drinks and ask a few friends . All was going well . Later that evening I was feeling tipsy from all the drinking . I do remember people were leaving...

When I want a Hiv recharge I go straight to the AIDs hospice. —CORVALLUS

Oh how she loves to watch me lie in the tub and piss up into my own face and mouth while I j******* for her….

Git fukn fukt ya slimy bilgerat. I’ll show you no quarterrr. I’ll be seeing ya in Davy Jones locker. Now fly a white flag or get keelhauled like a bucket of barnacles. Yarrr!

cant speak for others, but I only post as me, the original popper huffin’ jizzle suckin’, inclusive, s**-positive PANSEXUAL FUCKBEAST

CORVALLUS

all that nasty bigoted s***, those people need a reality chin check!

I write of love, and caring, and of course

BACKSNATCH!!

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As stated the...

the one near Kansas City, or in Maryland? I’ll post on TruckerSucker for ya so there are 18-cockers for ya holes

GET YOUR POPPERS READY!!

– CORVALLUS

Spend $50 on this CAM-MAN! CORVALLUS is regularly on Chaturbate stroking my hairy c*** and spreading my cheeks for your pleasure, GREAZED & SLEAZED with plenty of toys, let me know how you want me to C**!!

YOU KNOW WHAT? YOURE RIGHT. YER GOD DAMNED RIGHT! IM OUTTTAAAA HEREEEEEE.

Vladimir Putin & Joel Osteen got spitroasted by Hacksaw Jim Duggan, Pim Fortuyn, Robert Mugabe, & Patrick Kluivert, swapping out and tearing them up, blazing tweaks & glazing cheeks.

I was shooting up with Philip Seymour Hoffman in the suite next door, back in ’98 at a hotel overlooking the...

“Yo now we’re back
With your new favorite track and
Gettin’ ready to attack with the music that you’ve lacked
Yeah it’s been a lil while but we’ll still make ya smile
Rippin’ through ya body with that Night Gaunts style

I’ve been outta action, lacking...

Time to make some s*** up. I’m bored.

One night a few years back, I hooked up with this 22 year old goth-looking g****** Tinder who bragged she had absolutely no gag reflex. We met up, and she wasn’t lying… and when I told her I was about...

I confess, I ended up volunteering to pose naked for an art class! I’m male. My female neighbor has a friend who teaches a night class in art/drawing at a community college that’s known for prep for nursing, so it’s mostly women. We were talking one night, she said they...

SEED MY SISSYSUITCASE

THAT IS ALL, I HOPE A MAN SPARKS MY LOVE AND INSPIRATION CELEBRATION AGAIN. WILL UNISTALL THE BROWSER I USE TO SAFELY NAVIGATE THIS MALWARE SITE. BYE FOREVER S*** TROLLS.

24 F. Last night two police officers arrived at my doorstep, since I had a mental breakdown, screamed and threw things around (I’ve been diagnosed with panic attacks and had recurrent thoughts of my parents abusing me verbally and mentally/emotionally.) Apparently, my lovely neighbors reported noise coming from the floor...

One night a few years back, I hooked up with this goth-looking g****** Tinder who claimed she had absolutely no gag reflex. She wasn’t lying… and when I told her I was about to c**, she immediately deepthroated my c*** all the way down to the balls and stayed there...

Alternative Girls are flirting with me now. Is confidence really the only thing I was missing?

buttchugging is dumb & the fire will last a while. In my most intox days I’d snort alcohol off upturned glasses, that little toot is like mainlining it

– CORVALLUS

you are a grown man, woman! so start acting like the man you are supposed to be in this society! and stop complaining.

his lil barf- fem- ette. gone ~

aw I called Saffire and admitted my hpv status and he said what I was thinking about was the same so It’s gonna get better 🙂

if you’re completely evacuated, you’re ready to bottom at CUMUNION!

I completely evacuated.