It was a wild first time for him. I needed to help him glide his unexperienced cream pie nozzle in my pie pan. Moments later he was stirring away. The look on his face when he squirted. He asked can we make another cream pie. I replied sure lets bake another one. Took him longer this time. He asked why did take longer. I lied to him saying I’m not sure, but it was really fun filling up that pie pan again.
i am 14 (keep that in mind) and my ex was a year younger. (13)
our relationship started off fine, we argued because i wouldnt open up about my struggles and he would get annoyed. over time, i changed myself in ways for him that no kid should be doing at 14 just for the feeling of love. after school ended and it was summer we slowly grow closer together, calling every night, spending time just talking all night long or laughing together when we couldnt sleep. but the one thing i will never be able to forget is the way he put his hands on me. we’re kids, fresh teens, yet he had a s***** urge to do anything and everything. i gave in. gave him what he wanted until he asked for s*x. we had s*x probably 4 times every time i snuck out to see him and every time i played along and fed his needs. he’d hold me after he was done and tell me that he was sorry and that he loves me so much. then he broke up with me and that destroyed me. my mental health has been at an all time low ever since we broke up. i begged him for days on end to take me back and that i’d be a better girlfriend and whatnot because im an idiot who just wants to feel loved, even it wasnt right. then i let go, 3 days of no contact, then he texted me. “i wanna talk to you, irl”. i asked why. he said its better he says it in person, i asked what it was about and he said it was about me. i thought he wanted to talk about the fact that i tried to commit suic*de after we broke up, or just some other bs. but later that night i texted him asking if we could just say it over text because im impatient when it comes to these typa things. the conversation shifted into a normal conversation, he told me how school was going and how he might get with this girl who everybody hates just because she has a “good body” which was a joke because she is paper thin and stuffs her bra and pants with paper towel. he said that to make me jealous and started teasing me, then he said “this might sound crazy but do you wanna get back together?”, and obviously, i said yes. 2 days later i snuck out to see him and we made out, he was touching me and i could feel the warmth of his hands all over again. i was happy to be in his arms again, even if it meant having to deal with his behaviour and selfish needs. we f**ked and made out again, then we went home. fast foward to the next friday or whatever, he gets super dry and when i go back to text him i see that he blocked me. im still not over him, still not over the way i miss how his hands felt on me, still not over the depression and damage that was caused by the sudden loss of feelings AGAIN. i have severe depression and constantly have suic*dal thoughts. im going to end it all soon. im not pure. i cant handle the touch of another person. i want him to be with me again, he wasnt just lustful, he actually seemed to care about me. he’s held me when i cried. and he sure as hell has a heart worth loving. i miss you, ibr.
– sparklefart539
Got a Halloween invite today, costume, lingerie or underwear only. No business or street clothes allowed.
Totally speechless when I found this. Today I was putting laundry away. In my son’s dresser I found a drawn picture of two human stick figures. The male was mounted on a female. The face on the female was a cut out picture of me. Glued to the picture. The male’s face was a cut out of my son’s.
Jizzlemen, mount up! It was a queer b*********, some clear white s***** Corvallus B was on the streets trying to consume… Sixteen big ole c**** and one in your hole Raww Dogg is about to make some booties feel gold Now they greazin’ and sleazin’, let’s CUMunionate
Who you calling a n***** whitey? You racists make my d*** hard because I think about snapping your pink balloon knot and getting my damn nut using your tender white a**! On your knees white b****!
I will be at Clubhouse II for Bear Night this Thursday, if you mention my name at the front desk when paying you will get $10 off a room($16 total).
– CORVALLUS
My backsnatch was still cooling off from Saturday, so you’re a liar Prestonian.
Today I’m getting bred by TS Laura. Check her out folks, what a smokeshow!
My name is The Prestonian and I have a confession to make. I stacked Corvallus and Clark Hallisey up like a London bus and took turns entering their damned backsnaches, one after the other until I blew my load on both of them. I was eating a super Buford and...
Do you have any idea how pathetic you actually have to be to get honey trapped by a mentally ill 30 year old Virgin with no social skills? B**** I might be crazy, but you’re retarded. And I STILL gave you another chance. Ugh. I just desperately wanted to hope...
The strangest thing happened to me the other day, I am a 25 year old guy who had a train run on me by Corvallus, Cream Gene, Jizzle Jim Brush, The Prestonian and Robert Hamburger. They said they just wanted to have a few drinks and talk. Dont trust them!...
I’m in Miami, are some good bistec empanizado from Sergio’s earlier. I’m not always out for booty bopping.
Gay cowboy seeking ride em cowboy
🚨🚨 WEE EWW WEE EWW PRESTO C** DROP 🚨🚨
tiny.cc/billpresto Checkout Presto & his favorite sucker Bill Pfaff having fun at the pickle park tiny.cc/billpresto Prestonian loves seeding white cheeks above and below tiny.cc/billpresto
flexoufo — Today at 2:05 PM a garl?
Scarmane — Today at 2:05 PM of course
flexoufo — Today at 2:05 PM um not lgbt bro
Scarmane — Today at 2:06 PM im looking for a girl
flexoufo — Today at 2:06 PM bye nice...
I finally became the submissive slave to my husband and his dominant female best friend. She took control and made me watch as my husband vigorously made love to her. She made me clean the messes they made and crawl to them on my hands and knees. I think he...
just read the Ringer article & found out the detective in The Snowman was named HARRY HOLE!!! Now that’s a guy CORVALLUS could get behind…& BREED HIS BACKSNATCH
Listen up white people: if you’re reading this message now your tongue should be firmly lodged up my a******. You might not know me but I’m that fast talking cheek slamming better grease your a****** up before you go out bout it brother The Prestonian, in the house and in...
Remember those super bowl Sunday evenings when we fucked our brains out? Best s** I ever had. why did you have to be such a wacko pain in the a**? At least we’ll always have the memories
Last Million Dollar Question, regarding us ever meeting: What were the odds that you would be on -probation- for a DUI car crash 12 years ago & I would be the -survivor- of a head on three car DUI crash where every car on the scene was totaled 6 years...
We are in open marriage. Whenever we go on vacation I used to lure young tourist boys to f*** my wife. My wife is too h**** and loves young c****. I pose as a pimp and facilitates them to f*** my wife for money which finances our trip expenses.
Prestonian in the damn house again b****** and yeah I’ve been drinking that damn ripple tonight and I AM FURIOUS that Robert Hamburger ruined my good name here to call me some nelly powerbottom b**** when everyone around here knows I’m the baddest cheek slammer and prostate pounder in the...
Can’t wait to take mdma and f*** tmrw 😉 it’s been at least over 3 years since I’ve had M!!!!! Excitedddd
YES! WHERE is Putin???? You said a Sunday evening invasion. Where is it?
I’m getting my backsnatch blown out by shebeef on Wednesday
Yummy
Very Disappointed! You said, “Russian invasion of Ukraine set for Sunday night Eastern Time U.S.”
Time is UP and once AGAIN, Russia has NOT invaded Ukraine. Your Moscow source is faulty. Go back to the Kremlin and get some accurate info!
I see when the big boss is away the children will play, I’ve been busy and not looking at this damn site for a few days so anything you read about me here is a baldfaced lie probably by that ratsoup eating cracker Robert Hamburger! Always trying to make me...
You picked the wrong tard to mess with… I’m clinically retarded. I neglected to mention. All your bases are belong to me! You are conquered. I am Mordor. I will rule the galaxy, soon will will feel my wrath and I… will rule the GALAXY!…… SPIIIIIDERRRRRMAAAAAN! Soon you will be...
I walk into his office, daydreaming because I have the weekend off. He stares at me, head to toe, focusing on my crotch. He stares, just stares before taking his finger and running it up and down my slit, gently almost not there. “Let me see a t**’ he says....
Maybe I wont kill you. Maybe ill just post all your nudes for the footfags and then forward all the evidence to your father and grandmother.
“This forced a surprisingly small spurt of urine out of my bladder and onto my bathmat.
It was so surreal that I originally thought that I had imagined the feeling (and the sound!). But, no. When I stood up there was indeed a wet spot on my blue bathmat about...
Prestonian here and I got my cocoa cream cacacoochie hit and split, greazed and sleazed last night at Slammers. Honkies and hillbillies to the front of the line! No Loads Refused! White dong ain’t never wrong and only white c**** can open my sissy lock! I’m gonna need to wear...
Had a wild s** dream about this guy I cut off who was WAY TOO MUCH (like toxic and immature – no regrets) but he’s cute and too young for me. The s** in the dream was pretty hot tho, I took it as a sign I should start looking...
I impregnated my neighbor’s wife while he was out of town on work. He told me theat they were trying to conceive and she was on fertility drugs and he was ticked off that he would be out of town during ovulation. He told me all the things she liked...
Anyone Girl who waana get Fucked To the core or Waana share their wild fantasy. Can DM me on IG : fuck_leftist
It will be our Top secret. I promise
Heads I win, tails you lose.
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BREED MY BACKSNATCH!! My sissyhole is GREAZED & SLEAZED for your steamy salty manshake! My bodacious b******* is insatiably thirsty for your JIZZLE JUICE, so c** by and j******* I my JamPony! Julio Jones might have great hands but they aren’t as grabtastic as my grippy gulch!
Hola! Poz guy here in Chicago looking for brutal a new strain! Fill er up mister!
Listen up ratsoup honkeys The Prestonian here also known as Prestomania and I figure if you can’t beat em, join em. For a limited time my backsnatch will be wide open for all cummers, no loads refused, greased and sleazed! My hole is your goal!
And another change, for every...
When I want a HIV Recharge (Reinfection) I go straight to the Aids Hospice – CORVALLUS
who’s going to Slammers tonight?
i wish i was in miami to cream sum butts
Had s** in a McDonald’s bathroom with my girlfriend and later that day with my best friend at her house
SUPER BOWL BACKSNATCH BLOWOUT @ SLAMMERS!
All you fiends and freaks head out to 321 TONITE
Jizzlemen MOUNT UP
Cumdumps GET WIDE
Tops Bottoms & everything in between c** on out
The Jizzle Juice will be flying around everywhere, but try to catch it in some of your holes
my...
